Jeanne Robertson "Don't send a man to the grocery store!"

Looking forward to ...
Looking forward to seeing her on January 28 in DC! She is GREAT!!
digital2500


She is so funny  i ...
She is so funny  i listen to her on XM RADIO but I haven't heard her in a few months ....hey Xm put her back on !
representing50plus


This is one of the ...
This is one of the funniest standups out there!!!
mcst1977


Of all her ...
Of all her presentations, this one is the funniest to me. Heard it 101 times but I still laugh out loud listening to it.
ldavis8


My mother played ...
My mother played this for me today for the first time; I laughed so hard I cried. It's absolutely hilarious! Bless you for bringing some much needed laughter to my weekend. You're wonderful!
MonaPorter13


Mrs Robertson you ...
Mrs Robertson you crack me up I work nights and listen to you on Sirius and xm radio and I aint never laughed so hard in all my life keep up the great work thank you so much for keeping us all laughing now a days when we need laughter the most in our life
MrSylvania1


Wonderful! What I ...
Wonderful! What I do love are people who watch and laugh. I'll be adding a new clip soon so check back. Keep laughing! Jeanne
JeanneRobertson


Thx Patsy. I'll ...
Thx Patsy. I'll make sure to lelt the tolks at XM know you're out there. I'm so pleased you enjoy my work. Now if you run off the road laughing during that long drive, it's not my fault! :) Keep listening. Jeanne
JeanneRobertson


I never laughed ...
I never laughed this hard!! Where are the depends when ya need em!! I have been here listening to you for well over an hour already and could probably go the rest of the night if I didn't have to get up in a few hours! Keep em coming! We need all the laughter we can get these days..thanks a million!
910madge


Just wanted to say ...
Just wanted to say how much I love you... I listen to you on my XM driving back and forth from East Texas to West Texas every other weekend and I laugh so hard I almost cry no matter how many times I hear it... Finally after months of hearing I finally heard your name today and looked it up on here to tell everyone :) Patsy
patsytoland


Oh, my. You are ...
Oh, my. You are astute! Glad you enjoyed the clip and ... preciate you not typing the punch line. As I said... astute. Keep laughing! Jeanne
JeanneRobertson


Ooooh dear... lol. ...
Ooooh dear... lol... I so want to type the punch line but don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen this yet
sexybabibi


hilarious
hilarious
lostindiancamp


Anyone who doesn't ...
Anyone who doesn't enjoy this has got a serious problem. This is just good old fashioned American humor, the kind you can't hardly find anymore. Just sit back, and enjoy, cause it doesn't get any better than this.
LadODell


69 folks ain't got ...
69 folks ain't got no sense of humor, God love 'em.
unclaimedtreas


Very funny. It is ...
Very funny. It is nice to see comedy that isn't filled with hate speech, foul language, or derogatory words.
lcromy


I so wish I would ...
I so wish I would have known about you and your stories Jeanne! Fantastic to hear such good, clean, authentic humor :D Could listen to you for hours and if you're ever speaking anywhere within a day's drive from where I live in NW New Brunswick, Canada, I'll be there! Thank you for sharing here.
usnuzuluz


I really want to ...
I really want to come see you Jeanne! I'm a college student with no significant other but I still really appreciate and love the fact that you see humor in the everyday. I'll keep looking out for your shows!
valaen


Jeanne, this is the ...
Jeanne, this is the funniest thing I have heard in quite a long time. You are a truly funny woman, and, being 6'5", I happen to find tall women very attractive. HILARIOUS!
JepMasta


My fiancée did the ...
My fiancée did the exact same thing one time when I sent him to the store. My sister is worse though when it comes to reading directions. Our mom gave her the recipe for no-bake chocolate cookies (we don't let her use the stove after she burned Jello 4 times). When it came to the line 1/8 tsp salt, she thought it meant 1 - 8 tablespoons so she put in 9 to be on the safe side. The dogs wouldn't even eat them.
RayneyNight


HAHAHAH!!!!!!!! ...
HAHAHAH!!!!!!!! WAAAAY TOO FUNNY!!!!!!
BlkParader


I am a new fan! ...
I am a new fan! This is one talented, beautiful, funny lady!! Between this one and the bungee jumping... I am still in stitches! Bravo!
Nspyrd


I am blessed with a ...
I am blessed with a sister who sent me this link!! So funny! I'm going to try to find you on XM radio!!
4knit1


This woman is hee- ...
This woman is hee-hee-larious...I'm a man & I'm left brain too. But I think after time being with a woman for so long us men develop a natural fear of appearing dumb to the ones we love it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy...lol
MrGerard5510


My mom just loves ...
My mom just loves hearing your skits. especially about left brain. I am a man and that sounds just like something I would do.
Mcrusher