New Moon in a Minute (Parody)
TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/jacksfilms FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/jacksfilmsfans SUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=jacksfilms Parody of the travesty that is "New Moon." Literally nothing happens in the entire movie. No, that's not an exaggeration. Here's a complete synopsis below of the actual film: Edward leaves Bella after NOTHING HAPPENS at a party. Bella spends a good third of the film wallowing in her misery instead of getting the hell over it. Bella helps Jacob rebuild old motorcycles while NOTHING HAPPENS. Bella leads Jacob on but NOTHING HAPPENS. Edward almost kills himself BUT THEN DOESN'T. Edward gets in a fight with the Volturi but IS THEN FORGIVEN. Edward and Jacob make some kind of pact, THEN JACOB LEAVES. Edward asks for Bella's hand in marriage, THEN THE CREDITS ROLL. Now the movie itself is very pretty, the acting's fine, the soundtrack didn't piss me off, and the special effects are convincing. However, they don't distract me from the fact that the plot doesn't exist.
I loved all of the ...
I loved all of the twilight movies but NewMoon was crap!
78787gaby
It's true new moon ...
It's true new moon was shit. xD
Pr0xViBEz
I think that ...
I think that twilight in general a bad collection of books that my sister could have written in a day
Kehlsteinhaus7
Cross your fingers ...
Cross your fingers and hope that he doesn't put your comment on his grammar videos
barmingirl
hahahah this was ...
hahahah this was pretty funny
super6plx
The person below me ...
The person below me should invest in a dictionary rather the next twilight movie.
XSynthacoreX
You people are ...
You people are offencive !!! How could you say that about twilight ?
isabellaswan1091
Your sister is hot
Your sister is hot
kinghhhofkings
I'm gonna straight ...
I'm gonna straight out MURDER you! Your move, douchebag.
CherryCokeKitten
that dog is so ...
that dog is so adorable that the rest of the video is irrelevant.
PowerXeta
you are a ideat
you are a ideat
Gavynrich
This bella is the ...
This bella is the best..
TheBurrrman
Ha ha my thoughts ...
Ha ha my thoughts exactly...
xvidmax
@MisterAbs003 ...
@MisterAbs003 Whoe'er that girl is- she could be the best replacement EVEWR
Kaisorra
Actually they ...
Actually they aren't werewolves but Native American Shapshifters...they make that known at the end of Breaking Dawn...I'm a Twilight fan but still enjoy the mocking lol.
CptJackFan
Edward: Hey Jacob:S ...
Edward: Hey Jacob:S%#T
iRockiFier
pf vous craignez ...
pf vous craignez les gens
MiiSSKeLiiSSA
not accurate. ...
not accurate. this bella actually has a brain
haleymyers99
Your move, ...
Your move, douchebag xD
AmberKennedy18
@puppylover1999123 ...
@puppylover1999123 Go read a real book.
Redheadactress1988
Correction,New ...
Correction,New Moon in 1 minute and 18 seconds.
gwendee5000
@Finalizeartist or ...
@Finalizeartist or What ever her name is!
Finalizeartist
Here's what would ...
Here's what would really happen in tht movie Bella:Ah A Vampire! Edward:Diner. Bella:Dead
Finalizeartist
@puppylover1999123 ...
@puppylover1999123 mmm, considering the poor casting of Kirsten Stewart, i'd say it more of a Mediocre, kinda-bad movie, my sister who read all the books found the movies a complete disgrace to any "real" Fans of the Twilight Series. P.S I hate the Twilight Series.
Finalizeartist
fuck u twilight is ...
fuck u twilight is fucking awsome movie fuck head
puppylover1999123