A classic song from the Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band. Big Shot, Big Shot Johnny Cool.BIg shot bonzo dog do da band neil innes
Our lips met again ...
Our lips met again and again, "Yeah yeah yeah," I slobbered. Hotsy said, "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid." ;)
DaveTheHatAppleton


Our lips met again ...
Our lips met again and again, "Yeah yeah yeah," I slobbered. Hotsy said, "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid." ;)
DaveTheHatAppleton


Our lips met again ...
Our lips met again and again, "Yeah yeah yeah," I slobbered. Hotsy said, "You're slobbering all over the seat, kid." ;)
DaveTheHatAppleton


@thesuperfly18 " ...
@thesuperfly18 "as before the bed" would be far too sensible for Viv.
MakinMagicFractals


@jwbos1388 No it ...
@jwbos1388 No it says, 'she was dressed as before the bed' x b
thesuperfly18


Took me a while to ...
Took me a while to get, Have you got a light mac?
ChuckDeFuque


@jwbos1388 Well, ...
@jwbos1388 Well, the Dandy actually. But you're in the right league.
slacknhash


My mate - Mick De ...
My mate - Mick De English/French Chef.... He knows ya know. How do I know? Because I have a very dark brown overcoat.
leinstermad


My fave line: "Have ...
My fave line: "Have a few laughs and go home."
churchilltank1


it's "She was ...
it's "She was dresses as BIFFO THE BEAR" a UK character from childrens comic The Beano
dancetech


Got a light, Mac? ...
Got a light, Mac? Let's face it she's credulous.
siulumlion


the curtains were ...
the curtains were drawn but the rest of the furniture was real. there was a thick pile on the carpet? i steprd over it and entered the room.
ayeyermaa


Dressed like that ...
Dressed like that like she could get rolllllllllllllled at night...............and I don't mean on a crap table. Viv you are beautiful. x
mmac1411


I studied the swell ...
I studied the swell of her enormous boobs, and said:
dharmaseed


Ok, so I've ...
Ok, so I've remembered: the song is based on the crime novels about detective Mike Hammer by Mickey Spillane. It had all the cliché ingredients to make awesome fifties hard boiled crime fiction: a violent detective, roaming bars and drinking till the break of dawn; longlegged beauties wearing tight fitting trenchcoats and seductively lighting their cigarettes with silver Zippos.... Check it out, it's hilarious.
avalonchild1988


Ohh, what's the ...
Ohh, what's the name of that really cheesey detective series this song is based on? I read it somewhere, but I can't remember now...
avalonchild1988


Normally I pack a ...
Normally I pack a rod. In pajamas I carry nothing but scars from normandy Beach
grandier3


I'm an L-man myself ...
I'm an L-man myself as it happens, but unfortunately I don't speak French fluently.
allblue3


Darling ive been ...
Darling ive been beaten up again!
HipHopMessiah09


I always heard this ...
I always heard this as 'She was dressed as before the bed', which doesn't sound very good but makes more obvious sense than Biffo the Bear. Brilliant song. Great sax solo.
Pwecko


Big shot, yeah, big ...
Big shot, yeah, big noise, it's great
cingle2004jp


..a punk stopped me ...
..a punk stopped me in the street, he said "You got a light, mac?", I said "No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat." haha
implozija


Baby you're so far ...
Baby you're so far ahead it's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT
mmac1411


this is so ...
this is so incredibly f*n funny.......I've been listening to "the best of" (with this on it) for over 20 years--they are so damn funny, and I don't currently know ANYONE who's ever heard of them. Too bad-it's too much fun to share this insanity with someone else who gets it! They just kill me! Brilliant! Thanks!
highroadnow


Viv had his own ...
Viv had his own show on Radio 1 for a short time in about 69/70. There was a recipe slot on it called 'Cooking,Mice-Wise'. Precursor of Jamie Oliver maybe. Anyone recall the name of the show?
mikemckv