The Onion: Disney Geneticists Debut New Child Stars


Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, youll barely be able to tell they have no souls.

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IceNaruto777 napisał :
PLEASE DONT READ THIS! In 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough" and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos. THIS IS TRUE p.s. im just trying 2 save my ass
chelsritson napisał :
oh right so it's fake? i actually believed it!!!! lol
greenrazr napisał :
I love The Onion. They make it seem so real, with the intros and the scrolling news banner at the bottom. I know it's fake, but it's still hilarious.
PrecisionBassist napisał :
You're so dumb...
AdamSmith5255 napisał :
Watch my video of me singing "If I were a Boy"
userasdf napisał :
and even your correction has grammatical errors :P (But it'd be petty of me to fault you for that since it is understandable). Anyway, you just proved my point that you were the one saying posting was a waste of time and then you denied it. And yet you posted the most on this video and continue to post. And claim intelligence while saying things like "lick my dick chubby boy" and calling ppl idiots when you are the one in error. If you make stupid comments expect to be corrected.
elephantdead napisał :
That is exactly how i imagined those freaks
Puelof napisał :
lol no
chelsritson napisał :
wow, that's really freaky! imagine being created in a lab. is this actually true?
chainganglover2 napisał :
I showed this to my 15 year old sister. She though it was real until :45. I can really imagine these people doing that.