Eddie Izzard- Methods of procreation

An extract from "definite articles"


yours is doggy ...
yours is doggy fashion we invented it I know and its caught on BIG TIME LOL
fastold


Its not as harsh ...
Its not as harsh as octopus mating.
temporaldisplacement


21 people got ...
21 people got Salmon fashion 
PhoenixKittty


I guess you can say ...
I guess you can say *puts on sunglasses* the got Killed In Action! YEEEAAAHHH!!!
apelhitam


21 people got ...
21 people got doggy fashion.
Gabrik32


scotish
scotish
RaddGalaxeyOYTA


The male seahorse ...
The male seahorse gets knocked up by the female...oddly....then he fertilizes the eggs and carries them till they hatch...Damn nature you scary..
mihaimoldo


Sorry someone ...
Sorry someone brought me a coffee during plans and vruuummm sorry about that...but hey chin up! :)
broadimagination


So mice are Irish?
So mice are Irish?
Lupa1410


as long as you can ...
as long as you can get guilt in there...!
JamieAndSassenach


Superbbbbbbbbbb
Superbbbbbbbbbb
TheFantomRogue


Definite article ...
Definite article is one of my favorite of Eddies work
FilledCircle


why no punch line?
why no punch line?
neutronbob22


you cut the best ...
you cut the best bit; "you salmon piss me off, your too expensive in restaurants that your problem."
guitarfjp


as long as we get ...
as long as we get GUILT in there somewhere . . .
newgeorge


"as long as we get ...
"as long as we get guilt in there we really don't care..." HAHAHA so true....
katrandom


HAHA!!! the salmon! ...
HAHA!!! the salmon!! xD its like, well, WTF?!"
siggster03


Yeah, that one is ...
Yeah, that one is hilarious too:)
Nekhet


This was his best ...
This was his best outfit. Killer jacket!
retox


At about 3:16, it ...
At about 3:16, it sounds like he actually starts to laugh!
DPO263


Anyone remember a ...
Anyone remember a comedy sketch that had a sheep with a mohawk?
mowgli2071


the male seahorse ...
the male seahorse only holds the babies til they hatch.
EmoHamster


@mcgigglish: wanted ...
@mcgigglish: wanted to reply, but accidentally hit spam. Gorram. Anyway, it's true, it is one of the longest-running jokes in my circle of friends; well, along with Pavlov. Anything involving dogs, really. Speaking of doggy-fashion, my Lit prof mentioned something the other day in the similar fashion and I cracked up. And everyone looked at me really weirdly. As per usual.
parvanaturalia