Andy Griffith's famous 1953 stand-up monologue about college football. It has become one of the most beloved comedy recordings of all time. The illustrations used in this video were drawn by George Woodbridge, a Mad Magazine artist. The comic illustration appear in Mad Magazine in 1958. You can view the illustration at www.collectmad.com We edited the illustrations to match the story line. We then used this clip for illustrative purposes during one of our church services here at Cornerstone City Church. www.CornerstoneIndy.com

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Season 5 - Episode 25: Barney brews up trouble when he attempts to solve an old assault case between Floyd the barber and grocer Charlie Foley. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Recorded in Raleigh, NC in 1953, this is the comedy monologue that launched the stage, film and television career of North Carolina's favorite son, Andy Griffith. Humorously illustrated by Mad Magazine in a 1958 issue (same illustrations used throughout the video), this routine is a comedy classic.

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This is the scene which was cut from the syndication print that were used on the Andy Griffith and Make Room for Daddy dvds. In the previous scene, Widow Perkins had explained to Andy why she was not able to pay her taxes. She had rented a suit for her late husband to wear at his funeral with the plan that the suit would be removed before burial. But he was buried in it and she has been paying 50 cents a day rent for the last 2 years. In this scene Andy confronts the storekeeper who rented the suit.

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Season 1 - Episode 1: Andy and Opie make room in their home (and hearts) for a new housekeeper: Andy's Aunt Bee. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Season 3 - Episode 11: Barney and Floyd become the unwitting (and hilarious) victims of three female escapees (Reta Shaw, Jane Dulo, Jean Carson). More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Season 2 - Episode 29: A simple speeding ticket so enrages an out-of-town newspaper publisher (Roy Roberts), he sends an undercover reporter (Ruta Lee) to Mayberry to dig up dirt on Sheriff Taylor. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Season 3 - Episode 16: A harried Charlotte businessman (Robert Emhardt) finds himself stranded in Mayberry. A Mayberry classic. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Season 3 - Episode 7: Barney is intimidated by a pair of ordinance-breaking produce farmers. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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DVD: www.amazon.com thefilmarchive.org Barney invests his life's savings in buying a used car which turns out to be a lemon. Guest appearance by Ellen Corby as "Myrt". She went on to play Grandma Ellen on The Waltons. Years later, Don Knotts would be reunited with Andy Griffith on Matlock, where Knotts played Matlock's annoying neighbor who was accused of killing the salesman's partner, who also sold him a lemon. Andy Griffith selected this episode as his all-time favorite. Myrt's telephone number is given as MP3791. Andy claims it takes about an hour to drive from Mayberry to Mt. Pilot. Barney tells Andy that he once bought his mom and dad a septic tank as an anniversary present. Barney's lemon that he bought from Myrt is going to need plugs, points, bearings, valves, rings, starter switch, ignition wires, water pump, fuel pump, oil pump, clutch, clutch bearings, clutch plate, brake lining, brake shoes, brake drums, radiator hose, and a radiator hose cover. The car could use a good wash too. Also, sawdust was found in the differential and transmission. Ellen Corby (June 3, 1911 -- April 14, 1999) was an American actress. She is most widely remembered for the role of "Grandma Esther Walton" on the CBS television series The Waltons, for which she won three Emmy Awards. She was also nominated for an Academy Award for her performance as Aunt Trina in I Remember Mama. Corby began her career as a writer, working on the Paramount Western Twilight on the Trail and 1947's Hoppy's <b>...</b>

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DVD: www.amazon.com thefilmarchived.blogspot.com Barney tries to help find a wife for Andy and sets him up with Opie's teacher, Helen Crump. Andy and Helen like each other but Barney now disapproves of Helen after learning that she can't cook and wouldn't quit working if she got married. Guest star: Janet Waldo as Amanda. * Clara injured herself while lifting her oven. She was trying to clean up some spilled bacon grease. Aunt Bee says Clara is walking crooked. * Andy tries to read The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow to Opie. It's a favorite, and Opie refers to it as The Headless Horseman. * Prospective women for Andy include Lavinia, Amanda, Rosemary, and Blanche. * Andrew Jackson "Andy" Taylor (Andy Griffith) - Sheriff of the town of Mayberry. He is genial, good-natured and endears himself to the townsfolk with an heir of good will, polite charm and keeps the peace by using common sense. He refuses to wear a gun or formalize his uniform with a tie, the image of which he says makes him more approachable. Andy is a widower with a young son, Opie, and tries to raise his with good sense and good values. Also in his home is his paternal Aunt Bea who arrives in the home shortly after the previous housekeeper Rose, marries and moves away. Although a widower, Andy has a steady string of girlfriends, but his longest-lasting relationship is with Helen Crump, Opie's teacher, whom he eventually marries. * Opie Taylor (Ron Howard - as Ronny Howard) - Son of Andy Taylor. A good-hearted <b>...</b>

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Season 3 - Episode 1: Andy and Barney believe Opie is letting his imagination get the best of him when the boy describes a new friend (Karl Swenson) who jingles when he walks and has twelve extra hands. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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The Darlings are in town visiting and Charlene sings her signature song. If you want to see a fun Andy Griffith Trivia iPhone app, check out this one at bit.ly

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Classic Comedy bit where Don Knotts as Barney Fife demonstrates his masterful memorization of the Preamble the US Constitution

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DVD: www.amazon.com thefilmarchived.blogspot.com English tourist Malcolm Merriweather works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy. * This is the first appearance of Bernard Fox as "Malcolm Merriweather". * Malcolm refers to Andy as "Constable." * Malcolm tells Andy that he's from Heckmondwike. Although Malcolm says that it's in Derbyshire, it's actually in West Yorkshire. * Opie enjoys Malcolm's magic tricks and roly-poly pudding. Malcolm can make paper trees and ladders. He also enjoys painting faces on eggs. * Andy mistakenly refers to Clara Edwards as "Flora." * Barney originally thought Malcolm was from Canada. Bernard Fox (born 11 May 1927) is a British film and television actor from Wales. His 30 film credits from 1956 to 2004 include two movies revolving around the sinking of RMS Titanic, separated by 39 years. Fox was in both Titanic (1997) (as Colonel Archibald Gracie) and the earlier version of the tragedy A Night to Remember (1958) (uncredited as Fredrick Fleet). In the latter, he delivered the line, "Iceberg dead ahead, sir!" Other film roles ranged from supporting parts in broad comedies (Yellowbeard, Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo, and The Private Eyes, playing a homicidal butler in the latter) to supplying the voice of the chairmouse in the Disney animated features The Rescuers and The Rescuers Down Under. His last part was that of Winston Havelock, a retired Air Force pilot in the 1999 adventure film The Mummy. In television <b>...</b>

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The original opening of the Andy Griffith Show sponsored by Post Cereal. But it almost looks like an Ivory dishwashing liquid commercial instead. At last your life is fulfilled and has meaning since you finally get to see what happens to that rock Opie throws!!!

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A true American. Sheriff Andy teaching Opie about the 4th amendment and the due process of law after Opie eavesdropps on a private conversation.

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DVD: www.amazon.com thefilmarchive.org Barney is convinced that an ex-con's visit to town is to take revenge on Sheriff Taylor. Andy wounded Luke Comstock in the leg in 1952. Barney owns 1/8 of a share of stock in the Amalgamated Oxidation and Aluminum Corporation of America, along with Floyd, Wally, and "some of the boys." He receives a dividend check in the amount of 27¢. Aunt Bee's bedroom is shown briefly. Andy keeps an unloaded revolver on top of Aunt Bee's china cabinet. The bullets are kept in a drawer. Luke Comstock owns a chain of television repair stores in Cleveland. The Deputy's Oath: "As a deputy of the county of Mayberry, I swear to uphold the laws and regulations therein, set to by statute 426 C, county rules and regulations, put there by this date, city of Mayberry, county of Mayberry, thereon." Sheriff Andrew "Andy" Jackson Taylor is the principal character on The Andy Griffith Show, an American sitcom which aired on CBS, (1960--1968). The character made a few appearances in the show's spinoff Mayberry RFD (1968--1971) and appeared in a reunion telemovie Return to Mayberry (1986). The character made his initial appearance in an episode of The Danny Thomas Show (February 1960). Andy Taylor appeared in all 249 episodes of The Andy Griffith Show and was played by comedian and actor Andy Griffith. Andy Taylor lives in the fictional, sleepy community of Mayberry, North Carolina. Andy is a widower and father to one young son, Opie. In the backdoor pilot episode <b>...</b>

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DVD: www.amazon.com thefilmarchive.org Andy and Barney must contend with a goat with a bellyful of dynamite before he goes "blooie." Frances Bavier does not appear in this episode. Cy Hudgins tells Mayor Stoner that folks are saying the main reason he pushed so hard to get an underpass for Mayberry is because the highway will run right past his brother's filling station. A rear entrance to Barclay's Jewelry Store in Mayberry is shown. Old Miss Vickers calls the courthouse after each blast. She worries it means that Yankee cannons are approaching. Bernard "Barney" Fife is a fictional character in the American television program The Andy Griffith Show, portrayed by comic actor Don Knotts. Barney Fife is a deputy sheriff in the slow paced, sleepy southern community of Mayberry, North Carolina. He appeared in the first five black and white seasons (1960 -- 1965) as a main character, and, after leaving the show at the end of season five, made a few guest appearances in the following three color seasons (1965 -- 1968). He also appeared in the first episode of the spin-off series Mayberry RFD (1968 -- 1971), and in the 1986 reunion telemovie Return to Mayberry. Don Knotts had previously co-starred on the "Steve Allen Show", along with Tom Poston, Pat Harrington, Jr., and Louis Nye—which is where a frantic, twitching "man on the street" character was introduced. He created Deputy Barney Fife in the same fashion, as a hyperkinetic but comically inept counterpart to Mayberry's <b>...</b>

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Season 1 - Episode 2: The state police ask Andy and Barney to step aside while they search for an escaped convict in Mayberry. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Traveled to Franklin Canyon Park in the Hollywood hills which is the real "Myers Lake" so father and son could walk down that path where Andy and Opie walked.

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The Darlings perform a classic "Dooley".

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Season 4 - Episode 11: A war between Barney and Gomer erupts after Barney arrests Gomer for making an illegal U-turn. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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Andy Griffith Show song and pictures. Well, now, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole, We may not get a bite all day, but don't you rush away. What a great place to rest your bones and mighty fine for skippin' stones, You'll feel fresh as a lemonade, a-settin' in the shade. Whether it's hot, whether it's cool, oh what a spot for whistlin' like a fool. What a fine day to take a stroll and wander by The Fishin' Hole, I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day. We'll have no need to call the roll when we get to The Fishin' Hole, There'll be you, me, and Old Dog Trey, to doodle time away. If we don't hook a perch or bass, we'll cool our toes in dewy grass, Or else pull up a weed to chaw, and maybe set and jaw. Hangin' around, takin' our ease, watchin' that hound a-scratchin' at his fleas. Come on, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at The Fishin' Hole, I can't think of a better way to pass the time o' day. Music by Earle Hagen & Herbert W. Spencer Words by Everett Sloane

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A man shows up in Mayberry to record mountain folk music. This video features Roland and Clarence White as The Country Boys. If you want to see a fun Andy Griffith Trivia iPhone app, check out this one at bit.ly Please visit Rolands Website for more information about The Country Boys. www.rolandwhite.com

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Haha Andy Griffith's version of Romeo and Juliet. A classic! Look at his versions of the opera Carmen, the Discovery of America, and others on my channel! Too funny! :)

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Trailer for Play The Game, starring Andy Griffith, Paul Campbell, Doris Roberts, Liz Sheridan, and Marla Sokoloff. PLAY THE GAME is a comedy about a young ladies' man, David, who teaches his dating tricks to his lonely, widowed grandfather, and plays his best mind games to meet the woman of his dreams. As Grandpa becomes the Don Juan of the retirement community, David's tricks begin to fail him, and Grandpa must teach David that the best way to win the game of love is not to play games at all. However, both David and Grandpa may have met their match in more ways than one... WWW.PLAYTHEGAMEMOVIE.COM

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DVD: www.amazon.com thefilmarchive.org March 11, 1963 - Aunt Bee's Medicine Man After worrying about her age and health, Aunt Bee falls for the sales pitch of a fast-talking medicine man and his "Indian Elixir." Barney tries to make himself look like a publicity photo of Rock Hudson. This episode features Mayberry's first actual death: Augusta "Gussie" Finch at 10:30 AM. Aunt Bee gives the Taylor' address as 332 Maple Road. Colonel Harvey's "Indian Elixir" is 85% alcohol. Andy says Aunt Bee is such a teetotaler that she will not allow even a fruitcake in the house, on account of "a brother she had." Beatrice Taylor (commonly known as Aunt Bee) is a fictional character from the 1960s American television sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. The show was televised on CBS from October 3, 1960, until April 1, 1968. The character migrated to the spinoff Mayberry RFD (1968--1971) when The Andy Griffith Show ended its run. Note that though she was the aunt of Sheriff Andy Taylor, virtually every character in Mayberry called her "Aunt Bee", regardless of whether they were related to her or not. Aunt Bee is the paternal aunt of widower Sheriff Andy Taylor and great-aunt to his son Opie Taylor. In the premiere episode of The Andy Griffith Show, "The New Housekeeper", Aunt Bee returns to Mayberry after a five-year sojourn in Morgantown, West Virginia, when Andy's housekeeper Rose marries and leaves his house. Aunt Bee thereafter manages Andy's household and becomes Opie's surrogate mother <b>...</b>

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After being chased all over Mayberry the Darlings bed down in the jail and pick after supper.

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Andy describes his first experience at an American football game.

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Charlene sings in the court house while waiting for Andy to return for the wedding. If you want to see a fun Andy Griffith Trivia iPhone app, check out this one at bit.ly

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Andy Griffith addresses fellow tree farmers in this video message, discussing the importance of the American Tree Farm System, as well as the promotion of conservation and good forest management.

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Season 2 - Episode 11: Andy, Barney and Opie find themselves in a real pickle when they pretend to love Aunt Bee's homemade "kerosene cucumbers." More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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The opening of a 1961 special from the CBS network: a sneak peek at their then-new fall evening schedule, with a different host for each night of the week.

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With the new health care law, more good things are coming -- free checkups, lower prescription costs, and better ways to protect us and Medicare from fraud. See what else is new -- I think you're going to like it. Mitch McConnell: It's going to take more than slick taxpayer-funded ads to convince skeptical seniors that cutting a half-trillion dollars from Medicare is good for them. And seniors are right to be skeptical: they were also told that if they liked their plan, they could keep it. Yet now we know that millions of seniors will lose the Medicare Advantage benefits they have and like as a result of the Democrat health care bill. Americans never wanted this bill, and they're reminded every day why they opposed it in the first place.

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Long Play Our video travel episode of Mount Airy, North Carolina The town is the boyhood home of famous North Carolinian Andy Griffith. This video shows the Regional Museum, Wally's Filling Station, the Courthouse, Floyd's Barbershop and much more. Only about an hour from our home, we love to take a Saturday afternoon ride up the mountain.

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Opie has a new friend, a kid who moved to Mayberry from Raleigh. This new friend, Arnold Winkler, is one of the most spoiled, obnoxious brats that you could ever meet. Opie gets a crash course in "The World According To Arnold Winkler" that doesn't sit well with Andy. The ill-bred Arnold is every parent's nightmare but now he's run into the wrong Sheriff. I think there's an Arnold Winkler type in every neighborhood and one Arnold Winkler is one too many. The script for this episode is Andy Griffith at his best. Andy dispenses fatherly wisdom in heaping doses and it just makes so much sense. This is just one aspect of the program that so endeared "The Andy Griffith Show" to its viewers. There is plenty of great dialogue in this episode. For example, Andy tells Opie he can't have a bigger allowance and has to keep cleaning the garage for the quarter a week he does get. Andy explains that it's a good feeling to be rewarded for work that you've done and that the older Opie gets the bigger that good feeling will be. The following conversation follows: Andy: "Well, ah you just, you just think about that for awhile." Opie: "Do I have to?" Andy: "Don't you wanna think about it?" Opie: "It makes me kind a sad." This is really an hilarious episode and wonderful family entertainment. One of the best in my opinion. I do apologize for the poor video quality. This is how it downloaded; it's just a bad print and the introduction and most of the closing is missing. What a shame. This <b>...</b>

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Season 4 - Episode 16: Mayberry is in mayhem after Barney buys an old motorcycle with a sidecar in order to enhance the town's law enforcement. More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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While cleaning out his garage, Andy finds his old yearbook and reminisces about his fond high school memories when he gets the idea to have a class reunion. (This episode is in the public domain.)

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Season 3 - Episode 3: Andy butts heads with the town's strict new mayor (Parley Baer). More seasons and episodes to come so PLEASE SUBSCRIBE!

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