Christmas in the Jar - Daniel Bouwman

Christmas in the Jar version 1.3 December 9, 2009 © Daniel Bouwman 2009 (Tune: Whiskey in the Jar- trad) As I was going over my bills which were a-mountin I looked oer at my Jenny, and the coupons she was countin We heard theYuletide music, its that dreaded time of year: Its Christmas shopping season, oh the time that we all fear - Musha rig dumma do dumma dah Whack fol the Santa-O, Ho-ho the Santa-O Its Christmas in the jar! Just after Halloween, out come the candy canes and reindeer In December, on the radio, Christmas tunes are all you can hear I swear that every season, Christmas shopping comes on quicker The thing that gets me through it is a jar of Christmas liquor! Musha rig dumma do dumma dah Whack fol the Santa-O, Ho-ho the Santa-O Its Christmas in the jar! Women want their day-spas, their Gucci bags and jewels And if the men are handy, then we buy them power-tools The kids all want computers, so much for toys and games The greed out in the marketplace would put old Scrooge to shame Musha rig dumma do dumma dah Whack fol the Santa-O, Ho-ho the Santa-O Its Christmas in the jar! Your cash on hand will vanish by halfway through the season So pull out your credit cards, go into debt beyond all reason I should become a charity with a bell and a red bucket But think Id rather take the whole dang season and say SKIP IT!... Musha rig dumma do dumma dah Whack fol the Santa-O, Ho-ho the Santa-O Its Christmas in the jar! For more music by Dan, visit www.swansandravens.com!
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