
I interact daily with fans on Facebook! j.mp and Twitter! twitter.com Special thanks to the band "The Konami Kode" (yes that's their real name) for letting me use their version of the Contra Jungle theme. You can check them out here: myspace.com Thanks to Stephanie Holmes for the idea for the Mel Gibson joke, Will Gets for letting me use his car stereo to work out the chorus lyrics, and Halolz.com for the use of the Ten Commandments mashup pic. I'm appearing in San Diego Friday night, September 3rd. Check out the details here: www.facebook.com Speaking of live appearances, I'll be sharing a booth with the Halolz poeple at the New York Comic Con. Details coming soon! LYRICS Ohmigod I fell into a jungle and it's scary gotta run (Gotta run gotta...) Get red letters with wings (They can fly, they are letters and can fly!) They're full of weapons and things (Laser gun, flamethrower marshmallow gun?) S is what I shall use! (spread gun spread gun muthafucka ) R just makes me confused (it stands for rarely helpful) I shoot tomatoes in all directions, fuckers! But I still need some added protection! This game is as hard as I am for Bjork (Fuck yeah dress up like a swan baby) Harder than Mel Gibson hits Oksana Grigorieva No I don't wanna play, it's too hard and I feel like a dork (One hit, that's it? Bullshit!) This code gives you thirty lives, thanks Wikipedia! Two up two down, left right left right, BA start Two up two down, left right left right, BA start Two up two down, left <b>...</b>
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