
Sarah Palin has secretly been the leader of a crazy cult called the Church of the SubGenius for decades, covering it up by imitating the sound of a male voice when she does SubGenius stuff, and going by the pseudonym Rev. Ivan Stang. For 26 years, Sarah Palin, under the fake pseudonym Rev. Ivan Stang, has done a radio show and now also Internet podcast called the Hour of Slack, part of her whole Church of the SubGenius which worships "Bob", her crazy pipe-smoking uncle who molested her when she was a child. And her followers, who call themselves the Church of the SubGenius, have been big fans of all this, but they have not been paying her any money at all for the radio show she has done all these years, not a single cent. Notice how the audience is clapping but not giving her any money? Yeah. I thought so. Now Sarah Palin is at a point of psychological and financial meltdown as a cult leader, threatening to stop doing her radio show and shut down www.subgenius.com which is the website of her cult, and move back in with her pappy in Texas. Someone she thought was her best friend, who also does a SubGenius radio show, even cheered her demise, along with 2 other Pink assholes. Now she is threatening to shut down the entire Church of the SubGenius cult unless we meet her demands of sending her AT LEAST ONE CENT of money. But all is not lost! Simply send in ALL YOUR MONEY and the cult will keep going, Sarah Palin will recover emotionally and financially, and everything will be <b>...</b>
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