Dilbert: Dilbert's Invention and Dogbert's Tech Support Video
www.dilbert.com By Scott Adams Dilbert invents a device that makes him invisible to everything except sarcasm. Dogbert solves all your computer problems. In Dilbert's Invention, Dilbert says, My new invention screens out all unpleasant sights. Try it. Well, what do you think? Dogbert says, Who said that? Dilbert says, The hand that used to feed you. In Dogbert's Tech Support, Guy says, 'Hello, I...' Dogbert says, 'Shut up and reboot!' Guy says, 'Hey... it worked!' Dogbert says, 'Shut up and hang up! My average call time is improving.'
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Dilbert: Dogbert's Discount Brokerage and Tech Support Video
by Scott Adams Dilbert's Dogbert takes the worry out of selling stocks and helps those who could help themselves by choose not too. In Dogbert's Discount Brokerage, Dogbert says, 'When you open an account you'll get a free dartboard and a monkey. If your balance drops below five hundred dollars, we'll order the monkey to kill you. Well, think about it and get back to me.' In Dogbert's Tecg Support, Dogbert says, Ill need youre serial number, which is conveniently located inside the unit. Guy says, The sticker says my warranty will be void if I open the case. Dogbert replies, Well, call me if anything changes.
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Dilbert Animated Cartoons - Conference Room Chairs, Casino Dogbert, and A More Attractive Him
Go to www.babelgum.com to see all the new cartoons! www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. In Conference Room Chairs, The chairs need to be replaced. In Casino Dogbert, Dogbert gambles on bad luck. In A More Attractive Him, Dilbert is made an offer he can refuse.
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Dilbert Animated Cartoons - Dogbert Earns, Autographed Football, Coffee Hole and Dogbert Consulting
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Dilbert Animated Cartoons - Source of Methane, Dogbert For President, Software License and It Will Never Work
www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Wally is a font of energy. Why not Dogbert? Dilbert reads the software license. The Boss is very negative.
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Dilbert: The Curse of Dogbert Video
www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents a Dilbert Animated Cartoon. Dogbert retaliates against the sender of chain letters. Dogbert says, 'I've been hired to find the gullible fool who continues to send anonymous chain letters to everyone. I place the Curse of Dogbert on all past and future senders of chain letters.' The Boss says, 'I think I saw Wally flinch.'
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Dilbert: Dogbert, Green Consultant and Running for President
www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dilbert's Dogbert solves global warming and scares up some votes In Dogbert, Green Consultant, Dogbert says, 'Your coworkers have identified you as a source of methane. If we capture this free source of energy, we can power a small office building.' Wally says, 'I give and I give.' In Running For President, Dogbert says, 'Vote for me or the terrorists will use your skulls for salad bowls! I promise to take money from the people who don't vote for me and give it to the people who do! Pollution has vitamins!' Guy says, 'I like how he makes me feel.'
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Dilbert Animated Cartoons - The Curse of Dogbert, Internet is Calling, and Wally Works Hard
www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents a Dilbert Animated Cartoon. Dogbert retaliates against the sender of chain letters. Dogbert says, 'I've been hired to find the gullible fool who continues to send anonymous chain letters to everyone. I place the Curse of Dogbert on all past and future senders of chain letters.' The Boss says, 'I think I saw Wally flinch.' The Internet tempts Dilbert and Wally concentrates on what matters. In The Internet is Calling, DIlbert says, I want to be productive, but the internet is calling to me. Computer whispers, Pssst! Hey, buddy. Ive got pictures of gadgets. Dilbert asks, cool ones? The Computer replies, Sure, lets pretend that matters. In Wally Works Hard, Wally says, Thanks to my outside income, I didnt feel any pressure to work this week. So I spent my time drawing pictures of you in funny positions. The Boss says, I might be losing my firm grip on things. Catbert replies, Not according to this picture.
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Dilbert Cartoon - Dogbert the Time Management Expert
Dogbert gives the team a lesson in time management I own nothing. copyright to rightful owners
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Dilbert: Casino Dogbert and A More Attractive Him
Go to www.babelgum.com to see all the new cartoons! www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. Casino Dogbert and A More Attractive Him. In Casino Dogbert, Dogbert says, 'I plan to open a gambling casino for people who have extraordinarily bad luck.' Dilbert says, 'How can you tel who has extraordinarily bad luck?' Dogbert replies, 'They'd be the ones that go to my casino.' In A More Attractive Him, Dogbert says, 'There's a medical procedure that makes you more attractive to the opposite sex. The doctors would remove every part of your body and replace them with the parts from an attractive guy.' Dilbert says, 'It sounds painful.' Dogbert says, 'Not if you do it all at once.'
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Dilbert Cartoon - Dogbert Consulting Company
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Dilbert: Elbow Ass and Speak To Your Superior
www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dogbert practices medicine and doles out theological advice. In Doctor Dogbert, Guy says, I hurt my elbow doctor. Dogbert says, Let me see it. Guy pulls down pants and bends over. Dogbert says, I recommend a career in marketing. And its not a good idea to vote. In Dogbert's Tech Support, Customer says, Finally! Ive been in the tech support queue for an hour! Dogbert says, Loser. Customer says, Can I speak t your superior? Dogbert replies, Theres some religious debate on that question.
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Dignitas Bergie and Dogbert playing WWE '12 - Eurogamer Expo
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Youtube Poop Tennis: Dogbert surrenders his bazooka to Girugamesh in exchange for CP of BInky Barnes
Dogbert Promotes Solar Antennas on 2010 Dell Social Innovation Competition
In this video, Dogbert urges you to vote for the Solar Antennas idea that has been entered into the 2010 Dell Social Innovation Competition by a bright Ph.D. student and research engineer at Carnegie Mellon Silicon Valley. Don't be an inDUHvidual, vote now at tinyurl.com
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The Dogbert E-Flag
This video was made (with the help of the MIT A/V folks) by a team of mechanical engineering seniors at MIT in fall of 1997. It was an absolutely brutal product-design class, which I still remember in more detail than I might prefer... maybe it was so bad because it was the first semester it was offered, or maybe because there were six professors who couldn't agree on how we were doing. We didn't spend much of our budget on our prototype design & manufacture, so we spent a ton of it at the end of the semester on having this video made, and thus ducked out of having to talk quite so much during our final presentation. I kept this around on a VHS tape, and had the idea to put in on Youtube last year. I didn't do it, though, until yesterday when I found a Dilbert book my team had given me, with mostly-legible signatures of the team. So here's a blast from the past for team Orange -- 2.009 sucked but you guys were the best. (Legal note: the "Dogbert" name was used by permission of Scott Adams, back in 1997. He may or may not still remember this, and I haven't asked for separate permission to put this on Youtube.)
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Dilbert: Hard Reboot and Free Energy Video
www.dilbert.com by Scott Adams Dilbert's Dogbert deals with a system crash and contemplates a future in royalty. In Hard Reboot, Dogbert says, Youll need to do a hard reboot. Listen carefully. Rent a van and fill it with stolen dynamite. Park it near the power companys main replay station. Dilbert asks, Can we talk? Dogbert says, ....Now aim the bazooka at the van. In Free Energy, Doilbert says, My magnetic-cancellation wheel will create unlimited free energy. Dogbert says, Buwahaha!!! I will use this technology to rule the world! Dilbert says, Um...its not yours. Dogbert says, What time are you going to bed?
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Interview with Dignitas Bergie and Dogbert - Eurogamer Expo
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Poor Dogbert
Poor Dogbert! He's my cousin and his room-mate's dog. He's a Shar Pei/Chow mix. Since both the boys are in the military shaved him instead of brushing the burrs out of his coat. Poor baby. He looked like such a big mean and intimidating dog... With no hair.... he's alot smaller than I thought he was. XD
