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Support Official Release This is the first song from Dethkloks album Dethalbum II!! I take no credit for this song.All the credit goes to the original creators of Dethklok and Metalocalypse! All Hail Dethklok!!! Enjoy!! I track my history Bloody burned family tree Native blood runs in me Murderous tendencies Keep bloodlust away Keep violence at bay Can't deny genetics Animal DNA Disappear into the fog Gonna multiply the tainted blood Can't remember where you go at night You got the bloody teeth and the wolven sight Ancestor genocide We were killed to save lives Just one beast did survive Now I live to take life Keep yourself from me Can't help what I be I am man and beast Your flesh I will eat Fall right into homicide Become the beast that lives inside Sink your fangs into the skin Drink the blood so you may live Kill until you find the one That will carry tainted sons Deth brings life into the dark Infest the world and make your mark Tonight Go perpetuate Go procreate Insure homicide Keep bloodlines alive Our children will regress And hunger for the flesh They can't be controlled They hunger for your soul Tonight "Close your eyes and become the animals that you once were..." Bloodlines I'll take your life I'll give you life Bloodlines Life I'll take your life I'll give you life

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Support official release This is the first song of Dethkloks album Dethalbum I . More videos tonight or tomorrow There are no fingerprints deep under water, nothing to tie one to a crime. And if you seek vengeance, all you need are instruments of pain. You need your: Knives? Check. Rope? Check. Dagger? Check. Chains? Check. Locks? Check. Laser Beams? Check. Acid? Check. Body Bag? Check. Murmaider [x16] But beware! For when you quench your blood thirst, others will seek their vengeance on you, and they won't rest until you're dead. They'll have their: Shiv? Check. Pipe? Check. Hammer? Check. Axe? Check. Subject? Check. Location? Check. Desire? Check. Vengeance? Check. Hold your breath, swim and strain - the smell of death, can't escape. Underground I tried to murder, tried to murder some mermaids. It's so cold, they don't know what you've done, you can't run. Vengeance is below for thee, thousand leagues below the sea. You've been tracked, you've been seen murdering the next of kin. In their homes (you) drank their blood, wash your face in blackened blood. Now you swim, try to hide, heart beats faster from inside. thought it was a big charade, your life is ended by mermaids. Mermaider [x16] Swords? Check. Saws? Check. Clubs? Check. Claws? Check. Hatred? Check. Anger? Check. Mermaid? Check. Murder? Check. MURDER! MURDER! MERMAID! MURDER! Your life was ended by mermaids.

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Support Official Release This is the seventh song from the Dethkloks album Dethalbum II!!I take no credit for this song.All the credit goes to the original creators of Dethklok and Metalocalypse! All Hail Dethklok!!! Enjoy. Punch it Accelerate Smoke screens Infiltrate Kill the lights...

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Support Official Release This is the fifth song from the Dethkloks album Dethalbum II!!I take no credit for this song.All the credit goes to the original creators of Dethklok and Metalocalypse! All Hail Dethklok!!! Enjoy. Tonight we ride on clouds of fire We're damned by gods our deaths conspired We fear no mortals in these worlds The gift we give you is your soul Fly with us tonight The sky Will break Black fire Will wake Fly on through the night We built an alliance Our numbers are strong We gather But we don't pray to gods What fools what lunatics They must think of us On this night we will journey Far beyond this world And you must know that we will never Come back home again But now we must fly Beasts in the night Tragic in the sky Battlefield in sight Storm gathers strong Cold blackened flame Tell us our future Stories of the slain Fire grows strong Freezing our skin Vision is clouded The rain will begin Dangerous creatures Those that opposed us Raped all their power Bartered with warlocks Cheated the demons For ancient spells The blackened fire Waits to consume us So now we'll say goodbye Because tonight we die So we say goodbye So we'll say goodbye We die Tonight we ride on clouds of fire We're damned by gods our deaths conspired We fear no mortals in these worlds The gift we give you is your soul

Dethklok Black Fire Upon Us James Headbangerfield

Support Official Release This is the sixth song from the Dethkloks album Dethalbum II!! I take no credit for this song.All the credit goes to the original creators of Dethklok and Metalocalypse! All Hail Dethklok!!! Enjoy. Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug Pull the plug I drove my truck into a moving van It was all filled up with jet fuel and I crashed right in and explosion Smash through the window and ripped off my hands Medical team drove up and found me Bleeding in pieces picked up off the street Drove me into a filthy hospital Horror experienced financially Woke up in pain in a gown in bed Internal hemorrhaging inside my head I really think that I should be dead I saw the bill and then I cry bled To keep me alive it is costing me National deficit times three There is no way to avoid this fee Please pull the plug and kill me It's costing too much Pull the plug plug Aneurysm Botulism Epilepsy Narcolepsy Pull the plug Nearsighted Breath lighted Cataracts Heart attacks Pull the plug Hepatitis Bronchitis Appendicitis Arthritis Pull the plug Encephalitis Adenitus Mastoiditus Capsulitus Pull the plug Pay you my life instead of life support Harvest my plasma because it's worth more Take all my blood and my organs Sell them to buyers over in third worlds Burn my cadaver for some energy Charge the patients in their misery Such a strong quarter for the industry Pharmaceutical fucking victory Can't pay <b>...</b>

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Support Official Release This is the nine song from the Dethkloks album Dethalbum II!! I take no credit for this song.All the credit goes to the original creators of Dethklok and Metalocalypse! All Hail Dethklok!!! Enjoy. The gods watch over you And they consider what you've done But now you've hidden away To gain your strength Deep in a cave Your power has regained And your legacy has spread To the deepest of the sea The one that brought them vengeance That fights for his belief He can swim through matter He has poisoned teeth His tentacles have murdered His scream can kill the weak He's got Explosives Check Corrosives Check A master at the art of murder Mermaids weep the blackened tears So you swim to a sunken ship Invited by a soul who bleeds from the lips This prophet who beckons you wades in the dark Speaks and ancient language this language is of sharks He says you're the one that I decree The one that can save us and set us free You've gained the power of a deity You have the strength to wake us from this sleep And so you swim on Swim on And so you swim on Swim on Keep swimming now And the prophet gives you this warning If this path is chosen you'll be met with strife For you'll be seen as the enemy of the sacred And the gods will curse you For the rest of your life And you say I get by just fine Check I've known much worse life Check I've conquered dark times Check They should fear my mind Check So now you know then go then Swim on through the cold then Harness <b>...</b>

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