Vampire: The Masquerade - The Ahimsa Ninja, Episode 1 (Fixed Audio)


Dialogue was too quiet. Hopefully this is better. Click the annotation links to skip the current conversation. Or the intro. View the Extra Commentary version if you want to hear me blather over the dialogue:


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Vampire: The Masquerade - The Ahimsa Ninja, Episode 1 (Extra Commentary)


Let's Play: Vampire: The Masquerade:: Bloodlines:::: : Click the annotation links to skip the current conversation. Or the intro.


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The Ballad of Mike Haggar


Welcome, friends. I hope you're well, I bid you join me for a spell, Sit by, pipe down and be regaled, With our beloved city's tale. I'll tell you through my weak narration, Of how it met with its salvation, From Mad Gear's grip its neck was freed, By one man's most extraordinary deeds. For years had Metro City's streets, Been trampled under thuggish feet, Its dwellers caged with no escape, From endless murder, theft and rape. Until a man stood tall and pledged, To pry away the dagger's edge, 'Twas truly apt the city's prayer, Be answered by its very mayor. His homeland sacked, his kin despoiled, His anger's cauldron overboiled. All who'd left this city scarred, Would taste the fist of Mike Haggar! Outnumbering him they jeered and taunted, Still he sallied forth undaunted, Knuckles flew and in a flash, Of speed and fury came the clash. As though he were a righteous sword, He tore unscathed through endless hordes, Until at last he reached a foe, That gave him pause. Edi? No! How could this be, a lawman lured, By wickedness he'd once endured? From whence came this? What was the source? "Money", came his reply. Of course. But Haggar would not step awry, All allies of the Gear must die, If he had donned a traitor's crown, Then he as well would be struck down. And would that in a fateful brawl, Pure heart and grit could vanquish all, But cowards have their coward's ways, With musket's muzzles set ablaze. A tragic victory won that eve, For Haggar's death we must not grieve, In <b>...</b>


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Vampire: The Masquerade - The Ahimsa Ninja, Episode 2 (Extra Commentary)


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Riviera: The Promised Land - Ending


Part of a Let's Play at SA forums.


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Riviera: The Promised Land - Hector Battle


Part of a Let's Play at SA forums. Feathers by altable: www.youtube.com


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Riviera: The Promised Land - Seth-Rah Battle


Part of a Let's Play at SA forums. Feathers by altable: www.youtube.com


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Ein can't comprehend women.


Apologies for the slight choppiness in the audio. Speech-heavy scenes like this slow the game to a crawl, which doesn't help with recording it. You can hear the disc whirring and straining away on every line. it is perhaps not the most optimised psp game


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Vampire: The Masquerade - The Ahimsa Ninja, Episode 2


View the Extra Commentary version if you want to hear me blather over the dialogue. Click the annotation links to skip the current conversation.


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Riviera: The Promised Land - Hades Battle


The last one!


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Let's Play Alien Storm: Part 1


Do the robot!


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Don't mess with Rose.


GOD EIN YOU'RE SUCH A SLAVE DRIVER HOW DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN SNARK


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Riviera: The Promised Land - Ledah Battle


Part of a Let's Play at SA forums. Feathers by altable: www.youtube.com


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Vampire: The Masquerade - The Ahimsa Ninja, Episode 1


Let's Play: Vampire: The Masquerade:: Bloodlines:::: : Click the annotation links to skip the current conversation. Or the intro. View the Extra Commentary version if you want to hear me blather over the dialogue:


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Riviera: The Promised Land - Malice Battle


Part of a Let's Play at SA forums. Feathers by altable: www.youtube.com


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Ledah can't comprehend eggs.


I have nothing to say.


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Riviera: The Promised Land - Malice Battle 2


Part of a Let's Play at SA forums. Feathers by altable: www.youtube.com


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UMK3: Hack Fatalities, Part 2


JADE: apparently she uses a 2x4 now MK2 JAX: You can mash LP for extra hits on the first one. You'll always knock their head off anyway, though. MK2 NOOB: Noob has this really weird projectile that only does a tiny bit of damage and has no hitstun at all. Your opponent can just walk right through it and punch you. I don't get it. MK2 KUNG LAO: Kung Lao is the coolest and he deserved better than that shitty roundhouse MKII JOHNNY CAGE: I once read a magazine guide for MKII that referred to Johnny's projectiles as "Snot Balls". Seriously. high snot ball low snot ball hurgh MK1 LIU KANG: I don't know why it keeps letting you cancel Liu's fatalities, but there you go. Not as much fun here since the opponent flies offscreen, sparing them from further mutilation. MK1 SUB-ZERO: LAME. You can do better than that. (second one was ok though) SHEEVA: To clarify this, Sheeva doesn't seem to exist in this hack. If you select her, you instead get MKII Noob Saibot, who starts with no energy and drops dead as soon as the fight begins. The same thing happens if you select the MK emblem on the bottom right. Presumably this is to let you practice fatalities. (I didn't use it because MKII Noob is really hard to see.) Why was Sheeva replaced with it? I don't know. I even tried playing as Shang Tsung and transforming into her, but alas, no luck. Very odd!


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The Apathetic Video Game Nerd: Cool Spot


Probably about spots or something.


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UMK3: Jade's Desert Fatality


YES, IT'S A HACK


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Norse weapons, the Felidae family, and you.


Think of the kittens.


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