Hinterland Who's Who - The Hoser

A rare glimpse at the most common of Canadian wildlife species.
USPSA: Hoser's Paradise

The final club match of the 2011 season at Renton Fish & Game, one of the best USPSA clubs I've ever gotten to shoot at. The final match is a big ol' hosefest, over 200 rounds fired, 40+ round stages, lots of moving, lots of shooting, and just a general "blow off some steam" good time. Huge thanks to all my sponsors for a great 2011 season!
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Olympic Theme Song - performed by a Canadian Hoser

The idea is simple: Raw hose, mouthpiece, and a tune = familiar olympic theme. It all gets better at around 1:05 in the video. Bored on January 8, 2010, I recorded a few parts of "garden hose". By ear on the fly, I arranged/performed the first part of "Bugler's Dream" by Leo Arnaud. I stopped short of the keychange for two reasons: 1) My triple tonguing isn't what it used to be as I haven't really played in over 10 years, and 2) I didn't want to cut another length of hose and spend time tuning it. Natural trumpet (or "hose horn" in this case) may sound a tad odd to the ear; plus for some reason I was blowing a lot of bell-tones with gross swells. There are no cheater holes or other editing to the recording. Bad tuning, missed notes, everything... artifacts of no rehearsal, weak chops, and the fact this is a garden hose. Enjoy!
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Hoser Down vs. Vent Rage

The epic match of 16 Dev Hammers. This needs no commentary, only epic music and Sparta/Gladiator quotes.
Creative Has Nothing For You - PANTY HOSER - Episode 47

Colt Cabana and Marty DeRosa duel it out in these comical sketches celebrating the relationship between wrestlers and writers. Directed and edited by Michael Sanchez (lifejazzfilms.com) Written by Colt Cabana (welovecolt.com) & Marty DeRosa (comediansyoushouldknow.com)
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FTW TOUR: Ottawa and Hosers (9/15)

The thing I love about Canadians is the way we don't give a shit about what we're supposed to say and do. A hoser could meet the Queen and he'd say, "How's it goin' eh?" www.howtopissinpublic.com
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The Book of Hosers

Gregory Samsung press conference announcing another National Hockey League expansion team for Toronto, Canada. The Bidiniband audience congregated in Kensington Market to sing the team hymn, "The Book of Hosers". Thanks to all the nice people for being part of it, and to the cops for not tasering me. You too, can sing along: The book of Hosers is long and interesting But everyones too drunk to lift the damn thing Its full of toques and literature and hockey And instructions for rolling joints But I love it when you read to me And you can read me anything The book of Hosers has music in it In fact thats where Neil Young comes from Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just Platinum Blonde But I love it when you sing to me And you can sing me anything But I love it when you read to me And you can read me anything The book of Hosers is long and interesting And written very long ago Its full of lives that are duct taped together And lots of weed my buddy grows But I love it when you give me things You ought to give me wedding rings I want to be like Geddy Lee You have a dog with lotsa fleas I dream of drinking from the cup You can you lend me 20 bucks
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Canadian Hoser performs Canadian National Anthem: O'Canada

This Canada Day 2010, I decided to record our national anthem Canadian hoser style. I arranged this about 6 months ago while travelling and didn't have the energy or time to record the 5 parts (yes, I know one part is rather slack, but I'm not sure what else to write in and my composition/arranging skills are very rusty) For those curious: - 3 hose lengths used - Parts 1, 2, and 3 performed on Hose A - Part 4 performed on Hose B (one octave below hose A) - Part 5 performed on Hose C (one octave below hose B) Trumpet, euphonium, and tuba mouthpieces used on Hose A, B and C respectively, all very large rim diameters for their respective horns. Air velocity is key to range, not cup diameter. Recorded in one 20minute session, edited in 1 hour. Slight reverb added to "moisten" the sound. Uploaded a day late, so I guess, Happy Canada Day Boxing Day! =) Enjoy!
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The North Facer Hoser Hat

THE NORTH FACE HOSER HAT: www.outdoorkit.com BLOG POST outdoorkit.blogspot.co.uk TWITTER: www.twitter.com VYOU: Ask me some questions: www.vyou.com MY MUSIC (Sort of): www.simcostello.bandcamp.com
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Platypus Hoser 3 Hydration Pack-www.simplyhike.co.uk

www.simplyhike.co.uk The Hoser 3 from Platypus is a hydration reservoir that is versatile and classic. It can turn nearly any pack into a hydration pack or can be used with a cap for drinking. Can easily be filled via a screw top closure, and this particular product is available in different sizes too.
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The Hosers NCLC 2010.MOV

Norman's Cove Long Cove Days 2010, The Hosers..(Half) Dave Smith, Otto Warren, Merrill Smith, Jimmy Smith, Oral Newhook (Snark)
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Toastmasters Robert Barnhill becomes Honorary Canadian & Hoser, Eh!

Jana and Robert (Bob) Barnhill International President and Past Int'l Pres respectively, visited Toastmasters D42 (Saskatoon Saskatchewan) in May 2009. Of course Jana got all the attention so Robert felt a little left out. So District Governor Elect Tim Hubick decided that he would do something about it so he asked LGET Elect Greg Gazin (aka Doug McKenzie, Hoser) - to be the impromptu grammarian and help Robert with his Canadiana and in the meantime induct both Jana and Robert as Honorary Canadians. Beauty! Take Off Eh! And anything for free beer! A fun time was had by all!
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The Great Canadian Hosers

this is a little skit i made with the kid from the wild austin. it is where we are stereotypical canadians. i hope you enjoy it.
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The Hoser - "Canada Day Special"

EPISODE 21 OF 'THE HOSER'. A tribute to Canada, it's creation, the visionaries that created it, and the heroes that fell to protect it. HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!
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Pizza Hut commercial featuring Bob & Doug MacKenzie

We used this for a German class skit in high school. We dubbed in our voices and added some audio.
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Two Hosers Fish in Cabo San Lucas

A couple of hosers take off to the great brown south to drink some Dos Equis and fish for Sierra in Cabo San Lucas. After fishing, one of the hosers gets married and the other hoser does something else. He also goes surfing.
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Hoser Horror

AAAAAAAH!!! I'm scared!!!! O_O_O_O The Great Mystery of Moses Lake remains unsolved. In order to have a storyline for our sequel, we need someone to somehow connect these plot points that we made up on the spot: - Brian went through a slide headfirst with a shirt on and came out feetfirst with no shirt after taking longer than usual for a slide and making weird noises. - Brian's car disappeared. - Charlie, who at one point claimed to have driven from Kirkland to Moses Lake to see Brian, later explains that he did not even bring a car but walked instead. - Brian's longboard vanished out of his hands. - There was no cell phone service for Brian in that one random spot in the park (which Brian clearly always goes to and checks to see if he has service there: "I ALWAYS get service here!") - A red park table disappeared. - Either Brian and Charlie both teleported to another section of the park without realizing it or a tree changed shape and size and the water level of the lake rose waaay too quickly. - Strange markings appeared on a tree, apparently stating: "Beware the black.... ????" - "LIES" appears spray painted on a dock multiple times (only one is easy to see in the video) as well as the name TJ, who clearly is one of... uh... "them." - Some pine needles were floating in mid-air and stuff. - Music randomly shows up everytime something "creepy" happens.
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The Hoser - "Hockey Playoffs"

EPISODE 12 OF 'THE HOSER'. The Hoser breaks down the 2010 NHL playoffs, and gives his opinion on who is going to win. Also, a great sale at Canadian Tire he really wants to tell you about.
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