
In the time since this video was created a year ago, I have decided that the Wii version of Punch-Out!! is a kickass game even without Mike Tyson. But COME ON, imagine if they'd put him in! Did you know that there's a 20-track CD of my greatest Youtube hits and you can own it RIGHT NOW? Check it out at iTunes: j.mp or Amazon: here amzn.com You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at screwattackstore.com ! Shoutout to my Toronto peeps! I'm headlining at the Smiling Buddha Bar in Toronto on June 12! Bring some friends and come check me out! LYRICS --------------------------------- I was five when I got Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Mike was tough! Oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out Then he went to jail (I went to jail) His contract went upstream, Nintendo still had a scheme With douchebaggy Mr. Dream! (Oh no!) Now, luckily, Punch-Out!! is back... for the Wii! Wait! There's no Mike Tyson on the Wiimake? BULLSHIT COCK! So what's the point of having a remake? That's a buncha shit! Bald Bull I kind of like, but just 'cause we look alike, He's not half as cool as Mike! Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Tyson! MIKE: Yeeeah boyyy! Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8 I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space I got more punch than Rihanna's face Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphi-en Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous! Ask me what kind of trees I like, I'd say coniferous <b>...</b>
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