
ⓒ Copyright 2009 Words and Music by Christine Avery PLEASE NOTE: This song is not in any way true, it was written solely in jest. None of this song's participants are actually whores who have sex and/or run brothels and drug rings. No one was impregnated for the making of this song. Silvana is so good, we decided to write a song about her secret bad-ass lifestyle. Silvana went to the Virgin Islands Now they're just the Islands. Silvana's computer doesn't have a control key She's always in control. Silvana got pregnant last fall, She's 6 months along. She's having a baby, but I can't see it, It must be a ninja baby. Silvana, can't keep her pants on at all, And neither can the boys in the hall. Silvana I must confess, Look at all the mess you've made, Hey, Hey, at least you got laid. Silvana, runs a secret brothel And Sylvan drug ring. Silvana is a crazy animal...during sex... We would know. Silvana, can't keep her pants on at all, And neither can the boys in the hall. Silvana has so much sex, Look at all the mess you've made, Hey, Hey, at least you got laid. Silvana, can't keep her pants on at all, And neither can the boys in the hall. Silvana has so much sex, Look at all the mess you've made, Hey, Hey, at least she got laid. Hey, Hey, at least she got laid. ⓒ Copyright 2009 Words and Music by Christine Avery
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