
Now you know why I wrote this episode of brentalfloss: The Comic brentalfloss.com ... longtime fan of the Thief series :) Did you know... My webcomic comic releases twice a week at brentalfloss.com Get my physical CD (makes a great gift) www.levelupstudios.com Or get it digitally on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Aaand I'm on Twitter http Aaaand I'm on Facebook j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com LYRICS Yeeeeeeeah! The name's Garret, I got moves like a ferret, Ima steal yo shit and I ain't gonna share it Stickin' to the shadows, avoiding messy battles, Slow on the flo' cause ya know shit rattles Stuck in an era of vague specificity Torches, swords, arrows—also electricity? Gold's what I'm gonna get, I'm burgling a ton of it, n' wearin' hard soled shoes just for the fun of it You got guards? Well I got skills! Getcha some chills when I head for the hills with a wad o' you bills, for rillz! A fat whack with a black jack from the back slaps all your cash smack into my knapsack Guardsmen, Ghosts, everybody got beef But it's all in a night's work—bitch, I'm a thief. Silent and deadly as I am traversin' With candlesticks, vases and coins upon my person Don't I look dapper knockin' out your staffers? (CRASH!) Oh shit! (Get back here, you taffer!) I was doin' this shit in the 90's, sucka <b>...</b>
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