Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!

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An extended clip from Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special. This one features Achmed the Dead Terrorist...disguised as Santa Claus. Get Jeff's latest stand-up special DVD Controlled Chaos: amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Jeff's Very Special Christmas Special DVD: amzn.to Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeffdunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jeffdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Official Merchandise: www.jeffdunham.com/shop Thanks for watching!

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Jeff Dunham With Walter And Achmed. sorry about the sound dip.

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This is part 1 of Achmed on Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity

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A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 1

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This is a tribute to Jeff Dunham, one of the greatest ventriloquists ever. I love his work and therefore decided to make a machinima with some shortcuts of his show.

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A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's classic stand-up special and DVD, "Spark of Insanity". Pt. 2

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A short clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed the Dead Terrorist from Jeff's brand new Comedy Central Special and DVD, "Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special"!

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Das Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in Deutsch - The Video "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in German. Jeff Dunham

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Subtitled by myself, it was hard to understand, because english is a foreign language for me, but I think it's pretty good. Part2: www.youtube.com

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Selection of Achmed's shout of 'I KILL YOU!!!'...

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Selected scenes from Achmed's half-assed & short lived attempt at becoming one of the Few, the Proud, the MARINES. Semper Fi!

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A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed from Jeff's latest stand-up special Controlled Chaos. Get Controlled Chaos on DVD: amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeffdunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jeffdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Store: www.jeffdunham.com/shop Thanks for watching!

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A clip of Jeff Dunham and Achmed from Controlled Chaos, now available on DVD from Amazon.com! amzn.to See Jeff and the Gang on Tour: www.jeffdunham.com Twitter: www.twitter.com/jeffdunham Facebook: www.facebook.com/jeffdunham Website: www.jeffdunham.com Store: www.jeffdunham.com/shop Thanks for watching!

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For the HALO: REACH version, click here: www.youtube.com Jeff Dunham Achmed Halo 3 Jingle Bombs!! Enjoy!! Please comment and/or rate Don't forget to subscribe! Oh, btw, we are the original creators of this video, there are a couple of copies running around uploaded on different accounts

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A short clip from Lotte Reiniger's The Adventures of Prince Achmed. More information here: www.moviemartyr.com

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Jeff Dunham with his great friend " Achmed the Dead Terrorist " has come back for the christmas, with chrismas carols _______________________________________ BTW... Thanks for all postive comments :) ... ______________________________________ You sweeds may not relice it but i'm from finland, and YES there is people in finland that actually have swedish as a main language(actually there is 5% of the whole population that is swedish) .....so anyway i'm still not a excellent speller, but u'll understand me...(i hope:P)

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Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham This video Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham has my favorite character. Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham I love Jeff's work. www.youtube.com Thanks so much, and don't forget to check me out on the links below! MAIN CHANNEL www.youtube.com Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham Jeff Dunham Santa Claus Santa Special Very Christmas Funny Achmed Dead Terrorist Jingle Bombs Killing Politically Correct Silence Kill Keel You

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200000 views thanks :D ************************ It owns k ? And yes I know the sound is weird for some reason NOTE: If you want to download this, search google for 'Internet download manager' install that and come back to this page (my video) then somewhere right-above the video should be a thingie and it says 'download this video. Download both files and TADAA you have my video + song. ;D

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Jeff and the gang want to help you spread some cheer with their Holiday E-Cards. Just watch all the e-cards, copy the URL and send it to a special someone in an email, via Facebook, or on Twitter. Make sure to check back, as new videos will be added through Christmas.

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Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos. Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos. Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos This video was funny and had one of my favorite characters. Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos www.youtube.com Thanks so much, and don't forget to check me out on the links below! MAIN CHANNEL www.youtube.com Achmed the Dead Terrorist Has a Son - Jeff Dunham - Controlled Chaos Jeff Dunham Controlled Chaos Achmed Walter Peanut Little Junior Bubba Spark Insanity Christmas Special Arguing With Myself Father Son Beer Santa Merry Bombs Jingle Wound Touching Flesh Scary Scares Silence Kill Keel marnell oma duct tape dad father Very Funny Nice Double Comedy DVD TV special kid child omg skeleton bones ventriloquist ventriloquism stand-up stand up thanksgiving family laughing incredible

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Achmed, the dead terrorist... (Jeff Dunham, ventriloquist & stand-up comedian, "Spark of Insanity", 2007) Good evening, Achmed!~Good evening... Infidel!~So you 're a terrorist?~Yes, I am a terrorist...~What kind of terrorist?~A terrifying... terrorist!~Are you scared?~Not really, no.~Aaargh! And now?~Not really, no.~HuHaaah! How 'bout now?~No.~God damn it! Oh.. I mean "Allah" damn it! Silence! I kill you!~So Akhmed...~No, no, it's Achmed~That's what I said!~No you said Akmed, it's Achmed! "gh", "gh", "gh"... Silence! I kill you!~How do you spell it?~What?~How do you spell your name?~Oh, let's see... A... C... Phlemgh... Silence! I kill you!~So Achmed, if you're a terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty?~Yes, I am a suicide bomber.~So you' re finished?~What?~You 've done your job.~No, I haven't!~But you 're dead!~No, I'm not! I feel fine!~But you 're all bone!~It's a flesh wound!~Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet? Son of a bitch! What the hell? What are you doing? Stop touching me! I kill you!~Allright, just hold on, we'll fix this!~Ok, wait! What are you doing? Holy crap I'm in the air! Wait, something is backwards... holy crap! I need some ligaments!~Just sit still!~Ok, I will not move my ass!~You idiot, you don't have an ass!~Is that Walter?~Yeah...~He scares the crap out of me! Please, do not put me back in the same suitcase!~Why?~He has gas!~Saddam's mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!~It's not funny! He will kill <b>...</b>

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Das ursprünglich englische Video "Achmed - The dead terrorist" mit deutschem Untertitel.

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A much needed update to the popular original. Jeff Dunham Achmed Jingle Bombs Halo Reach!! Enjoy!! Special thanks to SinataSeries for helping me find a capture card that actually works. Check him out here: www.youtube.com

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Un extrait du film de Lotte Reiniger, Les Aventures du Prince Ahmed

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This is the extremely funny performance from Jeff Dunham and Ahmed the Dead Terrorist. I have downloaded this clip and turned it into HD for better viewing. I don't own this video or any rights to it. Part 2 - www.youtube.com

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