
My take on the oldest story of them all. Long, long ago, in days gone by, when the ages first were dark, There lived a man in solitude, in a nice North Yorkshire Park. He were all alone in the great wide world; his name, it was Adam. A hard case was he, he never complained: you could tell he's a Yorkshireman. He never used to wear no clothes, except for his Sunday gear, And he lived on nuts and berries, cheese sandwiches and beer. He were never ashamed to go round nude, wi' nowt to cover his arse: As he once said, I've no false pride; God made me working class. He never used to keep a dog, for they weren't invented yet, But a man's got to have some company, so he kept a snake as a pet. He trained the snake to fetch a stick and carry his shopping bag, And every night he'd put it on a lead and take out t'snake for a drag. When God saw Adam winking at a sheep, He thought, I've left it late. Man needs someone to wash, clean and dust; it's time I gave him a mate. So He made one out of Adam's bone, what he drew from his side with a jerk. At this, Adam really wasn't too amused: I'll be ribbed about this at work. But God said, Nay, be patient, lad, when tha comst home tonight I'll have made a wondrous wife for thee, so be sure to treat her right. But when Adam come in from gardening and this gorgeous wench did see, All he said was, Hey there, missus, where's me bloomin' tea? God said, Nay lad, this ain't right, tha must try to treat her kind! I know she's only a prototype, but <b>...</b>
musical comedy
comedy song
original song 2009
creation
evolution
Adam and Eve
Darwin
Garden of Eden
Tree of Knowledge
Forbidden Fruit
snake
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