Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include my homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here: www.myspace.com www.facebook.com Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament) Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget) Jim Nantz (on March Madness) Joe Biden (on the economic situation) Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win) Lyrics: MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go! NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy And it can get you in enormous trouble MG: What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the sea RG: We must rebalance this department's programs In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities SG: Yeah, forget about the jets; Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night Another convincing Carolina victory SG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it? MG: Three words: Vi ag ra. JB: There will continue to be job losses The remainder of this year The question is will they continually go down Before they begin to rebound Before they begin to rebound Will they go do-do-do-down Before they begin to rebound And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship <b>...</b>

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Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it... MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the <b>...</b>

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CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD THE MP3: barelypolitical.com Click "more info" to see the lyrics! Michael Gregory mixes it up with Miss California, Newt Gingrich, Hillary Clinton, Gay Marriage, and Weed. His channel here: www.youtube.com Lyrics: You gotta do it like this. Shawty, ready, set, go! RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: What you tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carred away We might get gay-married today CP: In my country, a marriage should be between a man and a woman No offense to anybody out there MG: Uh...dude, what the hell? KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroine, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! KC: At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast AG: Oh snap, how fast? KC: Many scientists now believe it will be gone within 30 years AG: Surely you jest! I'm under cardiac arrest, shawty KC: Some researchers think it could disappear in just six AG: Shit! KC: Without it there could be a snowball <b>...</b>

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shirts: www.districtlines.com we're on twitter: www.twitter.com For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: andrewgregorymusic.com Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the mission AG: Well, don't you worry, baby boo <b>...</b>

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Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera. Lyrics: EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh MG: I agree EG: Where all the shawties on the court? JS: It's ridiculous, one woman...

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presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds. Donations: www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Seamos un tilín mejores Y un poco menos egoístas Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Huele a esperanza FR: In this common endeavor Huele a esperanza GB: All of us work together HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun BO: We must embrace a new era of engagement Because the time has come UN Choir: To smell the hope! GB: For growth to be sustained It has to be shared UN Choir: ohhh, We can smell the hope! BO: The time has come UN Choir: To smell a better world!! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere. AG: Don't get sick That's right, don't get sick If you have insurance, don't get sick If you don't have insurance, don't get sick If you're sick, don't get sick Just don't get sick That's the Republicans' health care plan CC: He has a chart AG: An angry chart CC: A chart that helps us learn! AG: ooh ooh ah ah If you get sick in America, die quickly That's right--the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick AG: I agree! CC: He agrees! AG: Angrily! CC: Cuz he's angry! KO: Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against death? Us: My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life's an impossible quest The resources exist for your father and mine to get the same treatment Us: Yeah, we're in agreement But first we gotta lay down some All: High speed rail Us: Bail out some <b>...</b>

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The Gregory Brothers let you peek behind the magic curtain and reveal the secrets behind Auto-Tune the News. Auto-Tune the News #11 coming on Monday (April 5th)! To see the rest of the series click here: www.youtube.com Find us on the site of your choice: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com

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Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: www.goodcharlotte.com http Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC: Last month, comedian <b>...</b>

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Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop single. Matt Lauer and Sarah Gregory contribute vocals and interviewing expertise. original Today Show interview: today.msnbc.msn.com Produced by the Gregory Brothers: www.thegregorybrothers.com youtube www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: I talk to the experts So I know whose ass to kick So I know whose ass to ki-i-ick So I--So I know whose ass to kick You know, when you talk to fishermen on the verge of tears, gets you frustrated There has not been an idea that we have not evaulated I would love to vent--I would love to shout and holler But my main job is to solve the problem This happens and turns out they've had no idea what they're doin We've just gotta keep on movin, pushin and movin, we're gonna get through it People, they're upset and they have every right to be The best possible service from me is ass-KICKin If it's the last thing I do, I'ma kick BP's ass This is gonna be a very, very difficult task Chorus Mr. T / Expert Chuck Norris / Expert Bruce Lee / Expert Bruce Willis / Expert Betty White / Expert Al Pacino / Expert Tinky Winky...............Expert Jack Bauer / Expert Jackie Chan / Expert Darth Vader / Expert Peter Pan / Expert Genghis Khan / Expert Batman / Expert THE LOLLIPOP GUIIIIIIIIILD / Ya <b>...</b>

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mp3 available: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts also available: www.districtlines.com The Gregory Brothers bring the world another installment of the news with a beat. Among the topics this week: Jackson, Palin, and Bachman, oh my! See Michael Gregory's other videos at: www.youtube.com

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More autotuned news from the brilliant minds of the Gregory Brothers. Cuba, Afghanistan, DICK Cheney, and 2-party woah-oh-wo-oh-woes. mp3 available for download here: amiestreet.com To hear more auto-tuned jams, check out the Gregory Brothers' channel: www.youtube.com Lyrics: EH: I think this is an ignoramus statement Umm, I was even a person who thought You know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point SG: Before he went around laying his pipe all over town EH: Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited Anywhere around me EG: Does baby need a tissue? Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you Before you caught him creeping with the shitzu RM: As republicans, the party does seem to be in chaos RP: They need to change their attitude, attitude Their attitude, attitude MG: Ay, tells us what your homeys can do To make a change RP: You know, they talk about personal freedoms They have to believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know, we know, we know you just got to believe RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To belieeeeeeeeeve! Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! MG: You saying Republicans on crack Are you cozy with the Democrats? RP: I just don't think that either party Right now offers a whole lot MG: You'll see some real change From the 3rd party at my house Poppin champagne, bacardi; gettin crunked out Triple rhymin with Joe Biden While <b>...</b>

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The possibility of California marijuana legalization and suggestion of Supreme Court lesbianism inspire rousing choruses from concerned/excited news personalities. Produced by The Gregory Brothers. More on us: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.facebook.com ATTN shirts: www.districtlines.com Lyrics: The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it Then supersize it Right now, now, now $4000 an ounce That's way too much $400 an ounce That's ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now A photo of supreme court nominee Elena Kagan shows Kagan playing softball Uh, uh... That's been sort of a signal like 2 men sunbathing together on a beach Or something like that The immediate implication is that they're gay That's all, I've, I've known that for a long time And as soon as I saw that picture I knew the implication: She's gay, she's gay! I saw the allegation: she's gay, she's gay! Her sexual orientation Significant in her confirmation Is she gaaaaay? (a lesbian, lesbian) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay, gay lesbian) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaay? (GAY) Is she gaaaaaay? (a gay lesbian, lesbian) Gay, gay, gay, gay like two men sunbathing together on a <b>...</b>

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"uh . . . is this the news, or a bedtime story?"

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Single on iTunes: itunes.apple.com Tribute Album: itunes.apple.com Antoine's shirts: www.districtlines.com After Antoine Dodson, a young hero from Huntsville, AL, saves his sister from an attack, he sings an important message both to his community and to the attacker himself. Evan Gregory then proceeds to play a heartfelt cover of the resulting song. Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Original Video: www.youtube.com Chords: chorus- gm cm dm 4x bridge- Eb dm cm gm Eb dm cm F dm F Lyrics: he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real the man got away leaving behind evidence i was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so chorus

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iTunes link: itunes.apple.com Tribute Album: itunes.apple.com shirt design / iTunes album art by Shelli Langdale - more of her work here: www.oustcat.com Antoine's sites www.antoine-dodson.com http www.twitter.com Auto-Tune the News / Gregory Brothers links: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real you are really, really, really, really so dumb i was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so chorus bout 5'9", 5'10" coffee complexion, low cut like a caesar with some little waves in his head clean cut, very smooth face seein my sister when i walked in he had his hands around her neck first thing was to pull him off of her and that's what i did chorus well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park are you serious, my boy? i got your t-shirt i got your scent i know what shoe size you wear, my boy so you can run and hide but we're gonna find you, find you chorus x2 (with ballet dancers <b>...</b>

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"How Wall Street Made The Crisis Worse" by NPR's Planet Money in collaboration with ProPublica: n.pr This song, fondly entitled "We Didn't See It Comin", by The Gregory Brothers with some help from various titans of finance, not to mention the FCIC, scrutinizing in the key of B minor. Planet Money: www.npr.org ProPublica: www.propublica.org Follow us on your site of choice: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: Were you pulling funny business while you were doing business, with everyone's money on the line? Some of the activities we undertook .. contributed to the prevailing mood at the time. So did you know right then it would all come crashing in, that something funky was cookin? We didn't know it then, or even today, when it actually crossed over into bubble territory. So you didn't see it coming, you didn't see it coming, well didya see it coming, did anybody see it coming? No one involved in the housing system foresaw a dramatic and rapid depreciation of home prices. No one? Lenders, Nobody? rating agencies, Anybody? investors, Somebody? insurers, consumers, regulators and policymakers. So you never saw it coming at all? And then when you look back, you always look back, and you look back, and you say well, these were warning signs. And then when you look back, you always look back, and you look back, (hindsight!) and you say well, these were warning signs. They're not obvious at the time, they're only obvious in hindsight (hindsight!). They're not <b>...</b>

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After the plot of 2 armed thieves is foiled by a brave store clerk, Diana of Kansas City excitedly recaps the fiasco in song, extolling the teachings of her father. 2nd channel: www.youtube.com tag sheet music: bit.ly Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com ORIGINAL VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcpx8O82KLM& CHORDS Chorus: Eb - Bb (x4) Verse: Fmin - Bb - Eb - Ebmin/Ab (x2) LYRICS I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good I'm backin' the hell outta there And I'm like oh my God, oh my God, my God I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good And I think maybe I should faint. But I don't. (NO.) My daddy taught me gooood. I was putting one more type of coffee in my coffee cup And outta the corner of my eyes I saw two guys come in One with a black hoodie, one with a white hood. Black hoodie. (White hoodie!) White hood. (Black hoodie!) They said, "WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!" And I'm like, "Oh UGH! Why did I need coffee now?!" And soooooo The guy in black starts comin' down, comin' down down down down And I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good I'm backin' the hell outta there And I'm like oh my God, oh my God, my God. I'm backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up Cause my daddy taught me good And I think maybe I should faint. But I don't. (NO.) My daddy taught me gooood.

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The hallowed inner sanctum of US Government rocks hard with the aid of representatives from the state of =w=. Weezer's new album 'Hurley' now available - www.weezer.com or on iTunes bit.ly kite boy shirt: www.districtlines.com quartet sheet music: www.facebook.com 2nd channel: www.youtube.com Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Chords: chorus - EB verse 1 - F# G#min EB verse 2 - B5 E5 Lyrics: Don't leave me swinging in the wind until November I am here! I am not going away! Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away, too You know, what the hell--do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiind Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away I violated the rules and I'm apologizing For God's sake, I'm 80 years old And all I'm saying is heck, Have the ethics committee expedite this-- This is an emergency Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away He's still a contender He will not surrender Don't you leave him Swinging in the wind until November Don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiiiind Do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind until November, until November Don't leave me swinging in the wiiiiiiiind, the wiiiiiiiind There's a lot of pain <b>...</b>

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On the occasion of Obama's 102nd day in office, let us take a brief, auto-tuned look back. Be the first to see Auto-Tune the news on twitter: www.twitter.com thanks to barelypolitical for helping me with this! their channel here: www.youtube.com Lyrics: BO: We are ready to lead once moooooooore EG: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 KC: Barack Obama is now officially The 44th President of the United States EG: Oooooh KC: But tomorrow President Obama begins to Unpack that enormous crate of burdens And expectations EG: And expectations KC: And expectations EG: Got to save the nation KC: Expectations EG: Shawty KC: Expectations EG: Shawtayeeeexpeeectaaaations KC: Expectations BO: I have come here tonight To speak frankly and directly To the men and women who sent us To the men and women who sent us Repeat with ad libs and cowbell I will do whatever it takes, whatever it takes To help the small business and the family That's what this is about To help the small business and the family, family Faaaaaaaamily MG/SG: Mama, Daddy, Granny, and your Great-Grandpappy Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-family MG/SG: He love his wife and kids--that's his modus operandi BO'Reilly: He did seem to bow A lot of Americans very angry about this (ooh ooh ah ah) BG: It sent a message that Islam Is superior to any other master or king Or president in the world An American president bound to a Muslim DM: Yeah, he bowed to the Saudi Left the seat up on the potty Must be a president of shoddy qualitayee LK: Here's the picture <b>...</b>

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At the sight of at least dozens of people flooding onto The National Mall, Jon Stewart, a prominent American rally organizer, launches into a sincere moment of song. ORIGINAL VIDEO www.comedycentral.com FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News CHORDS Intro: Bbmin - Abmaj - Gbmaj - Fmin - Ebmin - Ab - Bbmin - Ab Chorus: Db - Ab - Fmin - Gb - Gbmin/Cb - Bbmin - Gb - Db Verse: Fmin - Gb - Bbmin - Ab x2 LYRICS Intro: We hear every damn day about our fragile country. Every damn day about the brink of catastrophe, and how it's a shame that we can't work together. The truth is we do. We work together to get things done Chorus: Every damn day, every damn day, we work together every damn day. There will always be darkness. Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the promised land. It's just New Jersey, just, just New Jersey. Verse: The press can hold its magnifying glass up to our problems, bringing them into focus or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire And then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden flaming ants epidemic. Chorus: Every damn day, every damn day, we work together every damn day. There will always be darkness. Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the promised land It's just New Jersey, just, just New Jersey. *The Gregory Brothers love New Jersey with all <b>...</b>

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In the future, all political debates will be moderated by a DJ in a spaceship, and the debaters will sing and rap their way to glorious victory. Jimmy McMillan of The Rent Is Too Damn High Party demonstrates this utopian vision with a roaring rendition of his party's eponymous theme. ORIGINAL VIDEO www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4o-TeMHys0 FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News CHORDS Verse: Gm, Ebmaj7, Dm7, Cm7, F Chorus: Bb, Gm, Bb, Ab7, Eb, C7/E, F, D7/F# 2 Damn High Bridge: Bb, C, Gm (rpt), Eb, F, Bb, Eb, F, Gm LYRICS I represent "The Rent is Too Damn High" Party. People working 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week - Some a third job - why? The rent is too damn high! The people I'm here to represent can't afford to pay their rent. 'Cause rent is too damn high! The people being laid off right now can't eat breakfast, lunch, or dinner! Only a governor, like a father of a house can put everything in control. The bottom line is, the economic state of emergency is the way to go! To go, go, go, go! This will reduce the cost, you cut the rent down you cut the taxes down! To give business owners a chance to hire people! To give business owners a chance to hire people! That is it, nothing else to be said! End of subject, there's nothing else to talk about. Some say, I'm a one issue candidate. But it all boils down to one <b>...</b>

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The Gregory Brothers perform "Auto-Tune the News #8, Season 1" at the 2nd Annual Streamy Awards, April 11, 2010. My view from the front row at the Orpheum Theater, Los Angeles, California. See the original: www.youtube.com Distributed by Tubemogul.

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Three-voice fugal homage to the Gregory Bros. by me. Sounds and looks better in 480p. Free download available here: themikepennyorchestra.bandcamp.com Faces. About fugues incompetech.com

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Props to the Gregory brothers! This is my attempt at a piano rendition of the most popular Auto-tune the News episode (#2). The faster speech parts are sometimes fudged but the general idea is there. Enjoy! I will try to find time to learn and post similar renditions of some of the other ones. Remember to play in high quality for better sound. You can download the mp3 here: www.colorpulsemusic.com -John boswelj3@gmail.com

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Live performance of Winning from The Gregory Brothers of "Auto Tune the News" at the IFC Crossroads House in Austin, TX, from SXSW 2011.

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Barack Obama and Alexa Chung (the newly appointed Secretary of Real Talk) explain health care reform the only way people will understand--through song and dance. Stay caught up with Alexa online for more real talk: twitter.com www.facebook.com watch the g. bros on It's On with Alexa Chung: www.mtv.com Lyrics: Shawtayee, as you can clearly see I spent my cash tryna fix my knee Sold my car and both my kidneys How am I supposed to live if my fridge is out of cheese? No on in America should go broke because they get sick Real talk, gotta save cash money Let's take that money And we'll all be sittin pretty Let's put it in the kitty Yeah, we're gonna make it right Kill your granny and save your life Next question Ooh! Thanks for callin in me I never thought I'd be on national TV But why you gotta change the way things work When Jesus Christ said we're the best country in the universe? We're paying $6000 more than any other advanced country And we're not healthier Says here you're all fatties We're not healthier Cut down on the beef patties Refrain If you were floating through space And you could only say one thing Tell me what would you say? Shawtay, what would you say? There is a moment in the life of every generation When that spirit of hopefulness has to come through Let's work together, it's time to rock Neighborhood by neighborhood, block by block County by county, state by state We decide in our guts when we are determined Refrain God bless America!

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This is my second piano rendition of an episode of Auto-tune the news. Once again, props to the Gregory brothers for creating these masterpieces! Always looking forward to the next installment. Check out my rendition of number 2: www.youtube.com And download the MP3: www.colorpulsemusic.com Don't forget to click HQ for better sound. Enjoy! -John boswelj3@gmail.com

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The Gregory Brothers sing their "Swinging in the Wind" Barbershop tag from Auto Tune the News #13. sheet music: www.facebook.com Follow the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: He's still a contender, He will not surrender! Don't you leave him swinging in the wind until November!

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As Roger Chen trains for the national bagging championship, his Confucius-like coach, Joe Yaeczitis, offers an uplifting bagging anthem that can be sung by anyone trying to excel at anything. Turn on captions (on the lower right of the YouTube player) to sing along with this anthem and lift your spirits. subscribe to the Gregory Brothers: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics: Determination is probably one of my strongest suits, I guess Determination is probably one of his strongest suits I'm striving to go after the American Dream I don't stop until I get it, til I get it, get it He will not stop until he gets it I'm like a dog chasing a bone Like a dog chasing a bone Keep that speed Crushables are on top Slide your bag down With practice he can be the best in the world! Amateurs practice til they get it right Pros practice til they can't get it wrong (can't get it wrong!) That's what he's lookin for, to practice to where it's automatic He's always been fast, but he's gotten better You have to use both hands Chorus It's all there for you To just go out, get it And make it yours

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Nerd learns another episode of the Gregory Brothers' amazing Auto-Tune the News series and performs it on the three-stringed fretless Japanese lute called Tsugaru shamisen. Samurai subsequently debate the legitimacy of his shamisen playing. More shamisen renditions of ATtN episodes: #4: www.youtube.com #5: www.youtube.com #6: www.youtube.com #7: www.youtube.com #8: www.youtube.com #9: www.youtube.com Praise and glory be to The Gregory Brothers for crafting such fine audio/visual works of art! (seamless transition from 3rd to 1st person narrative) Somehow it has become a sort of goal of mine to learn to play all of the ATTN episodes on the shamisen (at least all episodes in the first season). The melodies that the Gregory Brothers create are all so clever and fun to play, ya know?! Nonsense: Life (in terms of everything, yet simultaneously in terms of nothing)! Team A2 seeks thunder as far as one can say. Liken me to you and I'll be appreciative, but I won't die 'til so much later, friend. I do more note-for-note renditions of ATTN episodes on shamisen here: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Thanks for watching!

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The Gregory Brothers' amazing Auto-Tune the News episode #7 arranged for classical guitar and Tsugaru shamisen (fretless 3-stringed Japanese lute) by Mike Penny. More shamisen renditions of ATtN episodes: #2: www.youtube.com #4: www.youtube.com #5: www.youtube.com #6: www.youtube.com #8: www.youtube.com #9: www.youtube.com Reharmonized in some parts, but the melodies are all note-for-note (except Rev. Al's part; those are my own melodies, but they outline the changes of that part in the original). Hope you like it. I do more note-for-note renditions of ATTN episodes on shamisen here: www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Thanks for watching!

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Like the Fan Page! www.facebook.com DOWNLOAD KILLA T'S MIXTAPE KILLSPREE FREE! www.datpiff.com (just puttin this vid up for promotion for there page. just being nice :) iTunes download: itunes.apple.com shirts: www.districtlines.com doublerainbowshirts.com Amie Street download: amiestreet.com Yosemitebear and the G. Bros are also joining forces to get the song on iTunes The most famous double rainbow discovery ever--reimagined in song. Original video here: www.youtube.com Subscribe for more remixes/songifications-- www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Lyrics/Chords: Whoa, that's a full rainbow all the way bm G Double rainbow, oh my God, double rainbow DA It's a double rainbow all the way...damn bm G It's a double rainbow all the way...damn, oh my God DA f#m What does this mean? It's so bright, so vivid GD Double rainbow, double rainbow, it's so intense (tense) G f#m What does this mean? It's startin to even look like a triple rainbow GD That's a whole rainbow, man, ahhhh! GF# Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky bm G Yeah, Yeeeeaaaaah, so intense DAF# Double rainbow all the way 'cross the sky bm G Wow, wow, oh my God, look at that rainbow DA

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Auto-Tune the News #4 composed by the Gregory Brothers played note-for-note (except for a few bits of improvisation) on Japanese shamisen. More shamisen renditions of ATtN episodes: #2: www.youtube.com #5: www.youtube.com #6: www.youtube.com #7: www.youtube.com #8: www.youtube.com #9: www.youtube.com It's brilliant music, and I enjoy learning and playing it. It's also really great for ear-training and chop-building on one's instrument! Auto-Tune the News #4 on Shamisen: Majestic sunset. Nearly impossible glissandos. Inward-looking degenerative nonsense. The instrument is called Tsugaru shamisen, and it's a fretless three-stringed lute which hails from northern Japan. The plectrum I use to play it with is called a bachi. It is not an ice scraper, but you can think of it as one if you like. I mean, it's fine with me anyway. Ok! Thanks for everything, everybody. Tsugaru shamisen - Mike Penny Sublime acting - Doug Bierend

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An orchestral cover of Swinging in the Wind - ATTN 13 by the Gregory Brothers. Orchestral Cover Original Dance: www.youtube.com Free MP3 link of cover: db.tt Free Midi link of cover (for musicians to mess with): db.tt Original Video: www.youtube.com Thanks Gregorys for the awesome music.

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More shamisen renditions of the Gregory Brothers' ATtN episodes: #2: www.youtube.com #4: www.youtube.com #5: www.youtube.com #6: www.youtube.com #7: www.youtube.com #8: www.youtube.com Lately, I've kind of been obsessed with these masterful compositions by the Gregory Brothers because I'm a geek. Not to draw unnecessary parallels, but their music seems strangely Messiaenic to me. Messiaen's music was rhythmically complex largely due to his fascination with birdsong, right? He considered himself to be an ornithologist, and birds to be the greatest musicians on the planet. While there are obvious dissimilarities between Messiaen and the Gregory Brothers, The Gregory Brothers' songs' freaky rhythmic phrasing (amazing and great, of course) derives, at least in part, from the speech patterns and cadences of the various Auto-Tuned characters. They're quantized and sometimes manipulated (I assume, anyway. I actually haven't bothered yet to research Auto-Tune technique or anything like that, so I'm just a scholastic failure!) so as to create rhythms very different from those originally uttered by the agent. However, assuming that the Gregory Brothers use at least some of the organic rhythms spoken, they are, like Messiaen, creating a new music that derives its musical substance straight from the sonic and visual landscapes that surround them. Birds for Messiaen, television politicos for the Gregory Brothers. Though I tend to listen and play mostly folk/classical instrumental <b>...</b>

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ORIGINAL: www.youtube.com Lyrics: The market value of pot would go down, down, down if we legalize it Then supersize it Right now, now, now $4000 an ounce That's way too much $400 an ounce That's ten times the blunts We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right right now, now, now That huge profit margin would go down, down, down if pot were legal For the needy people Right now, now, now Does it lead to harder drugs? No more than cigarettes No, absolutely not It leads to happiness We need to smoke a little more pot, right? right. Right now, now, now You would have to smooooke 14 joints in 1960 Today minus 50 To get just as hiiiigh As in 2010 with just 1 joint Goin back in time always disappoints Isn't that amazing? It's gonna be crazy in 2060 If we legalize marijuana It would be a very dark day In California Dark with smooooke Very bad idea Would it balance our budget? It would not! Half of voters favor legalizing pot If we legalize marijuana It would be a dark, dark day Very bad! A dark, dark best day I'd ever have A dark, dark, dark, dark, dark dark day. Produced by The Gregory Brothers. More on us: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.facebook.com

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America's most recent ex-president Bush and most famous Kanye settle their longtime beef with repentance, forgiveness, and soothing refrains. US appearing on the TODAY SHOW: dft.ba ORIGINAL pre-songified VIDEO today.msnbc.msn.com FOLLOW the Gregory Brothers for more remixes/songifications: www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com 2ND CHANNEL www.youtube.com/thegregorybrothers SHIRTS www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News CHORDS Hater intro: Bbm - Fm - Gb - Ebm Look at his face: Ebm - Ebm/Db - Ebm/B - Abm - Bbm Chorus: Ebm - Ab - Bbm - Fm - Gb - Db (rpt) LYRICS Verse 1: I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. I'm not a hater. I'm, I'm not a hater. Just look at his face. Just look, just look at him. I didn't need you guys to show me this face. I'm just asking you, look at his face. Pre looking at his face, I came here to man up to mistakes that I made. I came here to say that I've grown as a person. Yeah, I'm sorry. You made it about the race. Yeah, I'm sorry. We're human, we make mistakes. Look at his face. Look at his face. Does your faith allow to you forgive Kanye West? Yes. Look at his face. Do you forgive Kanye? I, I love Conway. Do you forgive Kanye? I, I love Conway.

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The instrument is called the shamisen and it comes from Japan. The huge awkward looking pick I'm using (it's not an ice scraper:)) is called a 'bachi' and it's the traditional pick used to play the shamisen. Well, I've held off on doing #5 up until now due to the incredible technical challenges it poses. Number 5 is without a doubt the most difficult ATtN episode I've arranged for my instrument so far, which makes this upload all the more rewarding! Only a couple more to go before I'll have done all of 'em:)! The Gregory Brothers' Auto-Tune the News series is great on so many levels. Musically, it's super sophisticated (great voice leading!), yet accessible. It's obviously topical and culturally relevent, too. Ummm...what else...? Oh, they're all hilarious, too! I totally love this stuff! I guess that's obvious by now. To instrumentalists, I strongly recommend learning these pieces as they are perfect ear-training fodder and great crazy-syncopated-rhythm practice. Sorry 'bout the audio/video sync issues with this vid, btw. Thanks for watching!

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B-roll of a cut scene from Weezer's AutoTune the News appearance. Brian explains the constitution to Andrew Gregory.

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www.youtube.com/autotunethenews. You MUST check out their Double Rainbow Song: www.youtube.com Double Rainbow Song Live at VidCon: www.youtube.com Orignal Double Rainbow viral video: www.youtube.com

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