It's the 13th day of Brentmas! Enjoy this "With Lyrics" video about a game that's very dear to my heart. Thanks for helping to make this a great Brentmas everybody! SPECIAL THANKS to ScrewAttack for letting me use their copy of Mario Paint, as well as their SNES mouse and mousepad. Check them out at screwattack.com or on Youtube at http By the by... I have a webcomic! brentalfloss.com Get my physical CD (makes a great gift) www.levelupstudios.com Or get it digitally on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Aaand I'm on Twitter http Aaaand I'm on Facebook j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com LYRICS When I was eight, dude... I couldn't wait, dude... To play this great new game called Mario Paint! A title I wish every house had... It came with a mouse and a mousepad! (It was a big deal back then) Artistic visions became decisions No criticisms to work through It tugs my heart strings And that's just the start screen Inside your art dreams await you So make a bee Make a Mii (Make a Mii) Or make a symphony (arf meow meow meow meow) Mario Paint, it ain't just quaint It's a playdate where playmates don't nay-say what you say Like an art class where you don't feel gay Select brush size, swat some flies, and then you realize... Other games are not the same It's a canvas to brandish outlandish <b>...</b>

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You can own the new and improved version of Tetris With Lyrics in crystal-clear CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here j.mp and Amazon here amzn.com You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at screwattackstore.com ! Buy the brentalfloss t-shirt at http By the way, for all of you who prefer to get offended by everything that crosses your path, please know that this video is a joke. I just think it's interesting that women tend to love puzzle games more than men. Ya turds. LYRICS: ONE TWO THREE FOUR Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box Come down like falling bricks You can place them in rows, but everybody knows That they made this game for chicks (HEY!) Mom just loves to flip and stack Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!) This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve Which makes it great for noobs It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!) Your mom loves it Mine does too Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part) Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot) Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks And they start to sing like this (SING!) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA Here is a trick I have learned To avoid getting burned When you piss off your chick If you sing this on key, Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!) LA LA LA LA (I'm <b>...</b>

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Check out Underbelly's channel: youtube.com [To read the lyrics lyrics at the bottom of this description] To see more puppets and crafts by Aipe, check out her page here: hirokareo.deviantart.com To see more papercraft vehicles by Sidewinder81777, check out his stuff here sidewinderslair.info Follow me on Twitter for daily Floss updates! http Like my page on Facebook! j.mp Buy the original, G-Rated, and Karaoke versions of my CD on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my tunes for cheaper at brentalfloss.bandcamp.com To get exclusive messages about brentalfloss events in your area, join the mailing list at http LYRICS GROUND CONTROL: Ground Control to Fox McCloud... Ground Control to Fox McCloud... Sure, your dad is dead but prob'ly he'd be proud. Ground Control to Fox McCloud... Ground Control to Fox McCloud... Commencing launch, I'll count aloud Don't forget that fancy scarf you like to wear... ROB 64: Good luck! PEPPY: This is Peppy Hare to Fox McCloud, Now do a barrel roll! FOX: I know. PEPPY Try a somersault and use the boost to get through! FOX: I know! PEPPY: Your dead father used to help me like that too! FOX: Do we have to bring dad up every frickin' day? FALCO: Falco to McCloud, come in McCloud, FOX: Huh boy... FALCO: You're such a waste of space... FOX: Yeah, till you're in trouble. FALCO: I can't shake this guy, no matter what I do... [Fox shoots bogey] Gee, I guess I should be thankful, well f*** you! FOX: No Falco, f*** you. SLIPPY: This is Slippy Toad to Fox <b>...</b>

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Is this the end of Brentmas??? Very special thanks to the Underbelly crew for filming and editing, as well as tolerating me for this hour-long conversation. You can check out their channel at youtube.com ...seriously, Justin stayed up late to bring you this goodness. And by the by... I have a webcomic! brentalfloss.com And a CD (I'm talking actual disc, baby!) www.levelupstudios.com Or get it digitally on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Aaand I'm on Twitter http Aaaand I'm on Facebook j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff... brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com

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Facebook fan page: j.mp You can own the new scorchin' hot version of Zelda With Lyrics in beautiful CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here j.mp and Amazon here amzn.com You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at screwattackstore.com ! You can buy the official brentalfloss t-shirt at http I hear the t-shirt will make members of the opposite sex flock like moths to a flame... we're working on a shirt for same-sex flocking, so just hang tight gay brentalFans. Music composed by Koji Kondo Lyrics by brentalfloss Arranged & recorded by brentalfloss LYRICS: ------------------------------ Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh! Why? 'Cause it's the motherfuckin' Legend of Zelda! I'm an old man and this cave is my home Take this it's dangerous to go alone Now, Journey across a spooky land You hold in your hand a sword that shoots laser beams Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan, on a quest greater than your dreams! (Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy) Go, Link! From here to over there, you'll find Ganon's lair, C'mon it's your destiny! Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, purchase the strategy guide from me (Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now) Zelda is helpless and distraught, but mostly she's hot So hurry! Just steady thy course, Go find that Triforce then take it by force! And maybe she'll touch your wang, touch your wang, touch your thang, rang-a-dang-a-lang Go, Link! Get your <b>...</b>

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Here are the Mad-lib categories again: 1) Household appliance 2) Something you can to do someone else 3) Adjective 4) Vehicle 5) Type of fun activity 6) Important historical figure 7) Handheld gadget or machine 8) Creature 9) Something you might exclaim 10) Body Part 11) Special day on the calendar 12) Nickname NEW FANS: I have a webcomic! brentalfloss.com Get my physical CD (makes a great gift) www.levelupstudios.com Or get it digitally on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Aaand I'm on Twitter http Aaaand I'm on Facebook j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com

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Only sliiightly cleaner than usual. Enjoy and please watch in HD! Special thanks to ME for agreeing to do a collab with me on such short notice. He's such a great guy. Also, thanks to Shae for the awesome Rush hat she gave me! Did you know... I have a webcomic! brentalfloss.com Get my physical CD (makes a great gift) www.levelupstudios.com Or get it digitally on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Aaand I'm on Twitter http Aaaand I'm on Facebook j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com

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It's the 5th day of Brentmas! Remember this little guy from last year's video "My Nephew Jackson?" Well if you don't, go back and check it out: youtu.be NEW FANS: I have a webcomic! brentalfloss.com Get my physical CD (makes a great gift) www.levelupstudios.com Or get it digitally on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Aaand I'm on Twitter http Aaaand I'm on Facebook j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com

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It's the 6th day of Brentmas! Special thanks to my cousins Greyson, Travis, and Jack for helping me come up with this Literally Short. We literally thought of it last night. NEW FANS: I have a webcomic! brentalfloss.com Get my physical CD (makes a great gift) www.levelupstudios.com Or get it digitally on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Aaand I'm on Twitter http Aaaand I'm on Facebook j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com

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Don't you wish it was a Saturday morning cartoon now? ...what's that you say? You didn't know I had a webcomic? Well I do. Check it out here: brentalfloss.com While we're at it, buy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! itunes.com Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com Like my Facebook page? j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com LYRICS ------------------------------- Open Steam, pick your class Saddle up to kick some ass! Yer multiplayer dreams come true When you play Team Fortress 2! Well, the heavy spins a mini gun The scout cain't do much else but run Side with RED or side with BLU When you play Team Fortress 2! (B) Well, the Snipers and the Pyros might make you wanna ragequit Make sure they ain't a spy though, 'cause spies are f*ckin' bullsh** The Engineer can build cool stuff And Demoman can blow it up A helluva good time waits for you Right inside Team Fortress 2! If the soldier gets a decent shot, he'll knock you out yo' pants And the heavy and the medic share a legendary bromance... Work together as a team Download douchey hats on Steam The doors are openin' that's yer cue... Time to play Team Fortress Two! -------------------------------

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On the 12th day of BRENTmas, my true love sent to me... a brand new WITH LYRICS song, WHEEE! Special thanks to Dave Bulmer for providing his pleasing English baritone voice for the epilogue narration. Check out his awesome video game music videos and more at youtube.com Also, special thanks to ScrewAttack's Professional Jared for letting me borrow the boots, sword, shield, and cartridge. Also, special thanks to Matt Villanueva for waking me up in time to get the exterior shots, as well as his fine cinematography skills. And finally, a VERY VERY SPECIAL THANKS to Ben Ambroso and Drew Bramlett for literally CREATING the Link costume for me with only a day's notice. Sorry about the ears, fellas, we had some technical difficulties and were racing against the weather. You are both true lifesavers! --------------------------------------- LYRICS: Link! You're on the alert again So put on your skirt again! Get ready to fight till it hurts Have a nap, take a squirt, Begin! Another adventure through the countryside! Kicking some ass! Kicking some ass, Kicking some ass! The baddies are on the rise since Ganon died Stay off the grass! Stay on the road, get off the grass! The yellow road is your priority, you're sorta like Dorothy... MAN UP! You'll have to fight your shadow hand to hand (Again, just like Peter Pan) There will be rats (radical rats!) with boomerangs Link, is that your wang? Hyrule is strange, every new game it changes, the map rearranges and I don't know where to go <b>...</b>

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You can own the SUPER MEGA IMPROVED version of Mega Man 3 With Lyrics in CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available at bit.ly Buy the official brentalfloss t-shirt at screwattackstore.com Music composed by Yasuaki Fujita Lyrics & guitar/drum arrangement by brentalfloss Special thanks to Mike Matei, Aneros, and that dude who dressed up as Mega Man for halloween. NEW LYRICS: I am Mega Man I got a motherfuckin' gun for a hand Put together by Dr. Right or Light if you're American I eat all my Mega Bran I live in 2-D and it's my duty to destroy the master bots POW POW! If you're aghast and you can't last there's a fast way to pass all those bastard bots: blue and red password dots Mega mega man, mega mega man Mega mega man, mega mega man mega mega mega mega mega mega mega mega Mega Man! I am also known as the blue bomb'a I am voting for Ba-Rockman Obama As for robot help, dogs are much preferred 'Cause I can't do shit with a robot bird Meeeeeee-gaaaaaah Maaaaaan, Mega Maaan, Three Part three

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It's the first day of BRENTMAS!!! I'll be posting a video every day for the next 12 days! ...what's that you say? You didn't know I had a webcomic? Well I do. Check it out here: brentalfloss.com While we're at it, buy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! itunes.com You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Follow me on Twitter? http Like my Facebook page? j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Anything else your heart desires is probably available at brentalfloss.com LYRICS You are by far the wealthiest duck in Duckburg (Woo-ooh.) I'm sure you could afford to rename it "suck-turd" You're the one percent, you don't need adventure, stay home! (You're prone to the unknown, but don't roam, stay home) Hey where ya goin', wait a sec! You really don't need any more treasure, dude You're so fuckin' rich, Bill Gates is your bitch whenever you're in the mood, Oh-ohhhhh—What the fuck, Scrooge McDuck?! What kinda quack are you on? Outfitting your mules to go lookin' for jewels in the Amazon Blood diamonds do not make you a forest ranger Those bugs and snakes you're murdering, they're endangered You're a threat to this fragile ecosystem, go home! (All alone in the tropic zone, pack up your stones and go home) Hey where ya goin', wait a sec! You'll shit your diaper climbin' up jungle vines I said stay away from the Himalayas or the African mines, oh-oh Your bank account's got large amounts but your brain's <b>...</b>

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You can own Ducktales With Lyrics in souped-up CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes and Amazon.com (Just search "brentalfloss") You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at levelupstudios.com ! Buy the official brentalfloss t-shirt at http I hear it makes you look 37% more desirable to the gender of your choice. Accompaniment arranged and performed by brentalfloss Original music by Yoshihiro Sakaguchi Lyrics by brentalfloss LYRICS ----------------------- Ducks Yes Ducks in outer space From the Disney Afternoon To the moooooon... Wait Uncle Scrooge, you need a suit out there! How are you alive? You need heat (You need heat) Also, air (Also air) That's gotta be one expensive cane You are up on the moon, looking for treasure, you've gone insane Ooohhh... Crazy duck in space Yeah, you're really greedy and youre old You got a creepy Scottish accent dude, and you bathe in gold! Bathe in gold!!! (That cant be good for you.) This oughta be the ending credits theme Its a soaring song, flying high like a dream But it was used as a level tune Underscoring the life of a retarded Mallard on the f***in moon Ooohhh... Crazy duck in space Oh, I hope you keep me in the will You could buy the moon and say Put it on my bill On my billll!!!! Youre a duck, oh my god Scrooge McDuck, you're on the moon! -----------------------

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I finally hit 100000 subscribers! Thanks to every one of you, and thanks in advance to everyone who subscribes in the future! :) Check out my Facebook page: j.mp Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com Join the totally un-spammy mailing list at brentalfloss.com so you'll know when I'm coming to your town! Buy my CD here! http Special thanks to ScrewAttack user TCC who made the 8-bit brentalfloss sprite I used on the cartridge. ------------------------------------------------------- LYRICS: You beat the game, you're feelin' pretty cool, you stayed up all night and missed a day of school, you played like a champ, so what do you "git"? 37 pounds of Jack shit. Look at you kid, your thumbs are big and red, you smell like a taint, your goldfish is dead, so here's your reward: Excessive amounts of names you can't even pronounce! We're talkin'... TAKU HIKICHI & KEIICHI HARA And MORIKAZU MARU MARU PENPEN, BAN BAN, BUNBUN, TOM PON, AND FAW ROAD ZAPPER AND NAKAZOO (O, hai!) And after the creds, which took a fuckin' while, a crappy cartoon all pixelated style, no trophies today, achievements no way! It's all for naught! For diddly-biddly squat, aaand That's how it goes with classic games, cutscenes that blow and ricemobile names, your hopes were so high, so much was in store, it's the end, but wait there's more, another screen, another door, hey "Thank you for playing", well ain't that sweet, clearly our lives are now complete, despite how it ends, you'll play it again, but for now my <b>...</b>

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This song isn't on my CD, but 12 others are, as well as 3 originals, 3 piano instrumentals, and a Weird Al-style parody of "Sister Christian" about Mario and Princess Peach! Search "brentalfloss" on iTunes or Amazon.com and buy it online today! You can also get the physical copy (a must-have for any collector) at www.levelupstudios.com The other guy in the video is my best friend back home Matt Vee. He's responsible for the cute little kid in Literally Shorts #6... anyway you can follow him on twitter too. His handle is @MatthewVee And for that matter, why aren't you following me on twitter? My handle is @brentalfloss, that's pretty easy to remember right?

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Did you know there's a brentalfloss CD with 20 tracks of flossy goodness and never-before-heard awesomesauce? Order it now! bit.ly Buy the official brentalfloss t-shirt at screwattackstore.com Just when you thought the Mega Man well had run dry . . . LYRICS Wheres Mega Man? Wheres Mega Man? The Mega poo Just hit the fan Its 200X, and Wilys escaped and built 8 more evil bots Wheres that guy I know with balls like a Rhino, oh where? If I had to guess, Id say on the roof, Lets pan straight up in search of proof Perhaps he is there, and flaunting his hair? (One two three four!) Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man, Hes up on the effin roof Hes mega Mega Mega Mega Man, heroic and aloof Mega de-Mega de-Mega man Now backwards you would say Man Mega! Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man Hell save the effin' day! 8 more robot masters, Mega Man is STRONGER/FASTER For Metal Man and Air Man, use the arm cannon blaster Air on Crash, Metal on Flash, Metal on Bubble, Bubble on Heat, Heat on Wood Finally Quickman hes kind of a dick man, use crash bombs and youre good Mega de-Mega de-Mega man Nintendo got it right Not Sega Mega de-Mega de-Mega man Blue and Cyan Likes Chopin And Rodin Mega Man!

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Did you know there's a brentalfloss CD with 20 tracks of flossy goodness including never-before-heard awesomesauce? You can have it RIGHT NOW on iTunes here j.mp and Amazon here amzn.com You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at screwattackstore.com ! Buy the official brentalfloss t-shirt here http I borrowed that picture of bare-bum Toad from a very prolific artist named Nintendrawer. Check her out at nintendrawer.deviantart.com Music composed by Koji Kondo Lyrics by brentalfloss Accompaniment arranged by brentalfloss Are you following me on twitter yet? twitter.com And seriously, I'm going to that march in DC on Sunday, so shoot me a pm or a twitter @reply and we'll organize a meet-up. ------------------------------------- LYRICS Have you met Toad? He's Princess Peach's PA Just between us, I think he's definitely gay You may not agree, but listen close and you'll see He's very likely to be a big gay (Big gay) He shops for shoes like Aretha Franklin in a big hat store He's a Judy idolizer, with facial moisturizer galore (Gay gay gay gay gay) He loves ballet And he owns the Golden Girls on DVD He went to seminary Link says hes a fairy for sure (And Link knows his fairies) On the other hand, he may just be metro Plenty of guys are goin' that way, today-ay And if he's gay, we still would like (Would like) Would like (Would like) Him an- (Him an-) -y way! That's my friend Toad, So yeah he's definitely gay It's not his fault, they cultivated him that <b>...</b>

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You can own this track in beautiful improved CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, available on iTunes here j.mp and Amazon here amzn.com You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at levelupstudios.com A HUGE thank you to my animator, Parker Simmons. Check out more of his stuff at his Newgrounds page: darqv.newgrounds.com By the way, have you bought your brentalfloss t-shirt yet? Check it out at bit.ly Dr. Mario WITH LYRICS is just one of the 20+ tracks that will be on my first album, "What If This CD... had lyrics?" So stay tuned for that. I'll be releasing an FAQ about it soon, so feel free to *not* send a PM about it. Also, you would probably have known about this video a lot sooner if you were following me on twitter. Just sayin'. LYRICS: I am Doctor Mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game, (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor's light, stethoscope) I am Doctor Mario and I prescribe high fives Laughter's the best medicine so BAH-HAH-HAH you fell down. In the Mushroom Kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far I got my degree by watching House and Scrubs and ER Brightly colored pills! They'll cure all your ills! Just as long as you've got fever or the chills Take off your pants... good, now let's see... turn your head and cough... okay, now do me. Please? Does it hurt to pee? (No.) Is it hard to see? (No.) I am diagnosing you with HPV (Oh.) You've got mononucleosis, halitosis, scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue <b>...</b>

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Look ma, it's my first collab! As you may remember, my second auction had two winners: one winner was "Life and Level" and the other was Spintown7. Spin wanted to create a sequel to Dan Meth's "Internet People". I wrote the song, and Spin directed and got an artist to do the drawings. Check Spin out here: spintown79.blogspot.com Subscribe to SharkEye (the Artist) here: www.youtube.com And watch the original "Internet People" here: www.youtube.com Special thanks to Martin Sargent for providing the voice work at the end of the video. Please subscribe to the TWIF podcast on iTunes. Also, did you know twitter.com ?

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Get the physical version of my CD here: www.levelupstudios.com You can also get it digitally on iTunes: itunes.com or for cheap on Bandcamp: brentalfloss.bandcamp.com LYRICS --------------------- You beat the game, yeah, dude you were supreme But I hate to inform you it was all just a dream (Yes really) You stayed up late, you played until your thumbs bled, but it was all just made up in homeboy's head. Was Mega Man 2 all a dream? (No) A Boy and His Blob all a dream? (No) We won't get back all the hours we played, Now we feel empty and betrayed (Ouch, my feelings) There was no password and no stage select Just a couple of warps and two continues protected us We had to work to make this cartridge our bitch But we fell into the classic bait and switch (Oughrw) Mario 1, all a dream? (No) Mario 3, all a dream? (No) Mario 2's the black sheep of the bunch How could that be? I have a hunch... Mario 2, you're enjoyable, yes You're both grueling and fun, you put us kids to the test, for sure But the game ends on such a cop-outty note, Whoever's idea that was can lick my scrote Lickedy lick on my scrote... (la la la la la la la) Lickedy lick on my scrote... (Kee kee koo koo kee kee koo) La la la la, la la la, la la la... Lickedy lick upon my scrote... brentalfloss now appearing on ScrewAttack ...bitches.

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HERE'S THE ANNOTATION LINK!!! j.mp CLICK IT!!! If you want to buy that Mega Man 3 track at the end, or the entire album it comes from, check it out here! itunes.apple.com Special thanks to Jeff Brenneman, brentalfloss superfan and the camera man for this video. Buy my CD! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Or buy the G-Rated version! www.screwattackstore.com Check out my Facebook page: j.mp Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com Join the mailing list to know when I'm playing live in your town! brentalfloss.com Here are the lyrics It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in There's an old douchebag sitting next to me making love to his hot dog and his loofah He says "Son, can you play me a flugelhorn? I'm not really sure how it goes, but it's non-sequential and it's crusty and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man's G-string" La la la diddy dah, la la diddy dah, da dahm... Sing us a song you're the prostitute man! Sing us a song tonight, Well we're all in the mood for a beer, and you've got us feelin' alright Now Stubbs, at the bar, is a friend of mine He gets me my hookers for free And he's quick with a sex and he'll light up your blunt, but there's some place that he'd rather be. He says "Cinnamon Buns, I believe this is killing me," as a smile ran away from his ass "Well I'm sure that I could be a proctologist if I could get out of this place" Oh, la la la diddy dah, la la diddy dah, da dahm... Sing us a song you're the gyno man! Sing us a song tonight, Well <b>...</b>

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This video was intended for my younger fans. We can all feel awkward and uncool at times growing up, but learning to be yourself is an important part of learning how to be a grown-up. Also, being different from the crowd can be a good thing. It's sort of along the lines of the "It Gets Better" campaign, except that I missed the boat on that by about a year. Enjoy! BUY MY CD! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER twitter.com CHECK OUT MY FACEBOOK PAGE: j.mp JOIN THE MAILING LIST! brentalfloss.com Music by Kevin MacLeod of incompetech.com

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After a year, it's finally on Youtube! Bask in its way-too-fast glory. BASK I SAY! Also, follow me on twitter and bask in that twitter.com

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SUBSCRIBE! RIGHT NOW! FOR REAL! SUBSCRIBE! By the way, a VERY special thanks to Erik "The Internet" Ferris who played Dracula. He writes and appears at conventions on behalf of the Nerdfit Network. Check it out at www.nerdfit.com ! Thanks again to Jake Rugino for showing me how to use After Effects! And finally, thanks to BJ Thorne for providing the very convincing wolf howl. And for those of you wondering, yes, I carved the brent-o-lantern myself. Self-indulgent? Yes. Excessive? yes. LYRICS --------------------------------------------------------------------- Dracula! I am back-u-la, To lay the smackula! (Like Great-Grandpa Trevor) Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts, I'll find your body parts so I can put you back together I'll race all over the place and when I find your face, I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smicka-smacka Got your nose and I found your toes and your elbows and your tiny penis! (Oh my god it's so tiny, how'd you ever have sex with this thing?) Yeah, yeah! Dracula, I will attack you brah, you'll be spectaculah, when I set you on fire Drac appears every hundred years, but he'll cry bloody tears and wish he never was a vampire I'll race all over the place when I find his face I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smick-a-smacka I'll amass his balls o'brass and when I find his ass I'm gonna kick it I'll race all over the place when I find your face... [Punches!] Heya Drac, I gotcha in a sack, ya better watch your back 'cause I'm a vampire killa <b>...</b>

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There's a brentalfloss CD and you should buy it! Order it now bit.ly The MacGyver footage was totally unedited. See it here: www.youtube.com Maybe I should do the MacGyver theme with lyrics... Also, have you noticed that the kid playing Tommy is clearly looking right at the camera when you first see him?

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You can own this track in beautiful improved CD quality on the brentalfloss CD, get it here: www.levelupstudios.com You can also get it digitally on iTunes: itunes.com or for cheap on Bandcamp: brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Special thanks to my sound engineer Joe Skinner who helped with the recording and sequencing of this one, and youtube user HCBailly whose "Let's Play" footage was instrumental in the editing process. MERRY CHRISTMAS! LYRICS Once again the world might fall prey to an ancient evil Once again we're hurled into darkness and great upheaval Those who can enlist, let's unite and we'll fight together We must save the crystals or orbs or the moon—whatever. Come, lets fly, we'll sail where the wind may take us through that starry sky cause apparently back then they had ships that could do that Draw your sword and stick it in trees that have human features Journey toward the thicket and steal shit from woodland creatures Though the villain shames us, we'll pwn all his dark abettors Funny how our names all contain less than seven letters Shine your light, the forces of evil can't outlast a mage, a knight, a weird little kid and a ninja master KEY CHANGE, MOFO! Raise our levels high cross the mountains and plains and oceans Don't forget to buy several buttloads of tents and potions Storm the villain's hideout and keep your courageous spirit Scream a battle cry loud enough that the bitch can hear it Finally, the hunter of souls shall be the hunted Now they'll see we'll <b>...</b>

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Buy the single on iTunes! Spread it like baby cream! itunes.com Special thanks to Underbelly for their help in making this video look pretty! youtube.com Buy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! itunes.com Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com Check out BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC! brentalfloss.com Like my Facebook page? j.mp Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Also, special thanks to Glenn, Amber, Armen, and everyone who was in the room when I wrote the original draft of this tune last October at AAC! Poliwhirl played by BJ Thorne Jigglypuff & Mom played by Justin Silverman Additional vocals by Stephanie Holmes Editing by Shawn Caple Production oversight by Underbelly Lyrics by brentalfloss ---------------------------------- LYRICS I wanna get Chlamydia! Like no one's ever had! Herpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab! Humping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream I'm gonna set a record soon, it's always been my dream! (STDs! Gotta catch em all!) Across the map, I'll give and receive the clap [CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP] Oh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town (STDs!) Yeah! Like HPV, Hepatitis AB & C! I do you and you do me, STDs! Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all! Jizz! My collection comes back in spades from Tokyo to Prague I invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry) Hey, is Lupus and STD? In that case, I will pass! Is Ebola an STD? Haha-you bet your bloody ass! (STDs! Gotta catch em <b>...</b>

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This video is a gift to all you CD pre-orderers who haven't gotten your CDs yet. Most of you are international fans, and you are just as important to me as my American brentalFans. You can catch a few sneak peeks at the CD at myspace.com ... Hopefully Youtube won't take the new Spam video down or make me audioswap it. That would be lame. By the way, you should be following me on Twitter!

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You can own the souped-up CD quality version of this track on the BRENTALFLOSS CD! Order here bit.ly Buy the official brentalfloss T-shirt at screwattackstore.com Don't pretend you didn't sing something just like this after beating all those really hard bosses. In fact, when I beat the original Final Fantasy the first time, I'm pretty sure I danced around in my underwear. Special thanks to nesguide.com for some of the footage. Music by Nobuo Uematsu LYRIC: You just got pwned, FTW Now you're dead, you're dead cause we killed you We took you by surprise (Hmm? Boo! AAAH!) We just saw you roaming the forest And said let's kill those guys (Yeah! Good idea!) You're a squirrel who somehow has money And sometimes swords and shields I don't care if you're a cute bunny, I'll kick your ass for realz! Lets all dance right next to your corpses, We're happy that you're dead yay! yay! hooray! Now we might play chess on your carcass Or soccer with your head La la la, you're dead, la la la la We killed you, la la la No remorse, la la la la la la La la la la la la!!! YEAAAH! I'd also like to point out that a few gags in this song were heavily influenced by old Spike Jones songs like this one around 2:04 ... www.youtube.com This video is dedicated to my friend Nathan Hallford.

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On the 7th day of BRENTmas, my true love sent to me... a lyric lesson to you from meeeeee! If you get stuck with a rhyme, I recommend rhymezone.com ... if you're really serious about rhyming, check out this book www.amazon.com Your assignments are due by January 1st, 2011. Anywho, If you want to interact with me every day, check out my Facebook fan page: j.mp Or follow me on twitter! twitter.com Stay tuned for 5 more days of BRENTmas!

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Thanks for watching! Keep in mind, nobody paid me to sit there and read 600+ assignments, so if you want to support this series, feel free to hop on Paypal and throw some bucks towards savebrentalfloss@gmail.com Another great way to support is just to buy the brentalfloss CD. More info about that here: brentalfloss.com If you're still confused about AABA song structure, check out these resources: musiced.about.com www.dummies.com Special thanks to Kevin MacLeod for providing royalty-free tunes for the background music! To keep up with live brentalfloss appearances around the country and the world, join the mailing list at brentalfloss.com ! To interact daily with brentalfloss, check out the twitter feed and the Facebook fan page! http j.mp

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Join the mailing list at brentalfloss.com to get inside info! Follow me on twitter twitter.com And check me out on Facebook: j.mp Here are the lyrics to Jeff Brenneman's "Baron Tomfooler" ... be encouraging, I really sprung it on him to create a video of the song in a short amount of time because I liked the lyric so much. --------------------------------------------- In the dark of a once-botanical land Where the flora is choked by rock and dust, There lives a man whose tyrannical hand Shows he's a bloke whom none can trust. What a bastard-ish bastard is our mighty ruler! The despicable dastardly Baron Tomfooler! His mischievous mayhem and deeds are quite shady, His word absolute and his whimsy untamed. He rules with a fist that would punch an old lady! That ornery brute is quite unashamed. Such a bastard-ish bastard, our unruly ruler! The despicable dastardly Baron Tomfooler! Oh! The terrible terrors that Tomfooler does! Kicking poor little first-grader kids just because! The horrible horrors that no one foresees! When he eggs people's houses and pees on their trees! There's nowhere to hide when he's out on the prowl! He'll sneak in your shower and pilfer your towel! (Ahh!) And worst of all, nobody has a fair chance When he stalks up behind you and pulls down your pants! (And laughs at your polka-dot boxers from France!) Will there be an end to this impish regime? Frivolity's no way for worlds to be run! This devious despot makes us want to scream! As dictators go, he's <b>...</b>

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Just in time for the release of Civilization V, it's my PC-game debut! (Don't worry Nintendo fanboys and fangirls, I'll be back to my old tricks in no time) As you may know, I have a whole CD of tunes like this. You can download it for $7.99 at Bandcamp: brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Or get the super-collectible physical edition at http This is also the first "With Lyrics" video ever to have official endorsement from the original composer! Christopher Tin who composed "Baba Yetu" graciously let me use part of the instrumental track from the game. He's got an entire ALBUM of amazing and haunting music. Buy it here! www.christophertin.com Very special thanks to Dan Koplowitz for encouraging me to do a "With Lyrics" for the Civilization franchise. SUPPORTING CAST: BULLY ONE: Bernie Stern BULLY TWO: Brett Vanderbrook (Of "Captain S" fame!) tinyurl.com BULLY THREE & VOICE OF THE EARTH: Laura Wiese laurawiese.com You probably would have known about this video a lot sooner if you'd been following me on Twitter! http ...or if you were hooked into my Facebook fan page j.mp LYRICS ------------------------------------------------------- There's a game called Civilization where you get your own little nation Be immortal, rule as you see fit, just one click and you can decree shit From Civ 1 to Civ Revolution, it's your job to find the solution Need advice from somebody wiser? Just ask Elvis, he's your advisor Everybody thinks you're nobody important If this were Fight Club, you'd be <b>...</b>

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Last week, at a Fan Expo Offsite show in Toronto, I tried a brand new Mad-Lib out. Special thanks to Camie Chaos for letting me use her footage from the show. This fall, I'm going to attempt to post a new video every Thursday... we'll see how it goes. Check out my Facebook page! j.mp Follow me on Twitter! twitter.com Check out BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC! brentalfloss.com You can watch my classic videos in an easy-to-navigate page by visiting brentalfloss.com

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This is my first "With Lyrics" that's not a video game theme... I think I'll do Golden Girls next. Oh wait, that already has lyrics. -------------------------- LYRICS: He's a secret agent, in the face of death he laughs Cause he solves any problem with the use of arts and crafts He can kill you dead without a single gun or bullet It's like Mr. Wizard hit the gym and grew a mullet He makes chicks cry You too, (come on) don't lie He's the master of the jerry rig Thats a fact He's like Beakman and Bill Nye on crack Makes his clothes, cuts his own hair Shaves his balls with plastic silverware If you're trapped have no doubt, give MacGyver a shout, if there's any way out, he'll know! Watch as he saves your life with a swiss army knife (how'd he do that?) This is the MacGyver show! Ch-ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale! I mean MacGyver, sorry It sounds a lot like Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers He escapes evil troops With disguises made of his own poops Yes, he does, because He's Macgyver He-he's Ma-hac-gy-hy-ve-her THIS IS THE MACGYVER SHOW! -------------------------- Special thanks to Chris Majewski I changed my agreement with ScrewAttack so I can upload "With Lyrics" songs straight to Youtube again, but I'm not getting paid, bitches. So slide me some love on paypal or via snail-mail, check prior videos for all the info.

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If you want to read the comic from the beginning, click here: brentalfloss.com If you want to read the latest one and work your way backwards, click here: brentalfloss.com To follow my co-writer Dan Roth on Twitter, click here: twitter.com To check out Andy Dobson's deviantart page, click here: tompreston.deviantart.com Just so you know, if you had been a Facebook fan, a mailing list member, or a Twitter follower, you would have known about the webcomic for weeks now To check out my Facebook page, click here: j.mp To follow me on Twitter, click here: twitter.com To join the [spam-free!] mailing list, sign up at brentalfloss.com New videos coming soon!

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Update: NEW YORK CITY COUNTS TOO. Just because I live here doesn't mean I plan to do brentalfloss gigs here. Make your voices heard, NYC. One location comment per person, please. And don't forget, if you still want the physical version of the CD, buy it at screwattackstore.com

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Youtube user "thebuggalo" sent me this and I liked it so much, I had to share it with you as part of BrentMas.

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In the time since this video was created a year ago, I have decided that the Wii version of Punch-Out!! is a kickass game even without Mike Tyson. But COME ON, imagine if they'd put him in! Did you know that there's a 20-track CD of my greatest Youtube hits and you can own it RIGHT NOW? Check it out at iTunes: j.mp or Amazon: here amzn.com You can also buy the physical version (a must for any collector) at screwattackstore.com ! Shoutout to my Toronto peeps! I'm headlining at the Smiling Buddha Bar in Toronto on June 12! Bring some friends and come check me out! LYRICS --------------------------------- I was five when I got Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! Mike was tough! Oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out Then he went to jail (I went to jail) His contract went upstream, Nintendo still had a scheme With douchebaggy Mr. Dream! (Oh no!) Now, luckily, Punch-Out!! is back... for the Wii! Wait! There's no Mike Tyson on the Wiimake? BULLSHIT COCK! So what's the point of having a remake? That's a buncha shit! Bald Bull I kind of like, but just 'cause we look alike, He's not half as cool as Mike! Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Tyson! MIKE: Yeeeah boyyy! Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8 I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space I got more punch than Rihanna's face Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphi-en Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous! Ask me what kind of trees I like, I'd say coniferous <b>...</b>

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I guess the title is pretty self-explanatory. This is a collection of scenes of the three of us just hanging out as well as a lot of banter during the beer review that got cut. It's pretty funny so check it out! NOTE: All of these scenes were recorded on 28 November 2009 in Queens, NY. CHECK OUT BRENT'S WEBSITES: youtube.com screwattack.com CHECK OUT BRETT'S WEBSITES: youtube.com pbc-productions.com DISCLAIMER This video is in no way affiliated with, produced or endorsed by ScrewAttack.com or PBC Productions (although I'm sure they don't mind the publicity ;) CHAD'Z BEER REVIEWS.COM www.chadzbeerreviews.com FACEBOOK http TWITTER www.twitter.com TO DONATE A BEER, OFFER A TRADE, PLACE AN AD, OR ANY OTHER CORRESPONDENCE, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT: chad9976@yahoo.com CHECK OUT MY ALL BEER REVIEW CHANNEL: youtube.com

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This is what happens when you take something you started singing under the influence and turn it into a video. Not quite a "BEERic" but some of the credit has to go to consciousness-altering substances ;) The background music was supplied by the amazing video game cover band The OneUps, and you can buy their music here: theoneups.bandcamp.com http Speaking of music, buy my CD for just $7.99! brentalfloss.bandcamp.com Also, follow the OneUps on Twitter twitter.com Speaking of social networking, check out my Facebook page: j.mp and you can follow me on Twitter: twitter.com One more thing: Join the mailing list at brentalfloss.com to get location-specific messages about upcoming shows as well as exclusive music and bonus material! LYRICS ------------------------------- (Make a Mii) (Clears throat) Make a Mii with me It will be so much fun, tee hee Just turn on your Wii And we'll make one or two or three (Make a Mii) (Make a Mii) Katie, Tom, and even Obama has a Mii on his Wii Wait, no-- If you feel sad take a tip from me Make a Mii And once again you'll be happy Everyone sees us, we have Miis even Jesus prob'ly has a Mii His Mii is holy So I made a mii Y me gusta mi Mii, si si Because he looks just like meeeee... -------------------------------

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Just when you thought it would never come... By the way, the song at the top is Me First and the Gimme Gimmes doing a cover of "Nobody Does it Better", originally composed by Marvin Hamlisch and performed by Carly Simon. The tune during the introductions is David Choi and Paul Dateh's rendition of the Super Mario Land Overworld Theme #1. Are you following me on twitter?

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Get the physical version of my CD here: www.levelupstudios.com You can also get it digitally on iTunes: itunes.com or for cheap on Bandcamp: brentalfloss.bandcamp.com This video isn't weird... it's WTF-ervescent! Buy the official brentalfloss t-shirt at http Why aren't you following me on twitter, mofo? I upload videos once every week or two, but I tweet my flossy goodness EVERY DAY. BELIEVE IT. twitter.com In case you're wondering, my CD, entitled "What if this CD Had Lyrics?" is almost complete and will be available for purchase sometime in Q2 2010. It features about 20 tracks including new songs, kickass souped-up versions of Floss classics, and musicians like The Megas, The Konami Kode, and youtube's Daniel Tidwell. In the meantime, why not buy a t-shirt with my pretty face on it right here screwattackstore.com

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