
Dear Princess Celestia, Today performed vivisection of a "My Little Pony Princess Celestia" doll. I tried very hard to keep an objective, scientific stance on the whole procedure, but sadly, I fear I started losing control after the dissection of the wings, especially as I had a live audience on webcam chat. The doll, for some bizarre reason, was pink. Still it was made fairly well- at first. I took apart the shiny, plastic-coated cloth wings, revealing wing-branches that would look awesome if it was in the movie "Tron". The wing-branches lit up very nicely when the button was pressed. However, I was shocked to find that the voice was not your voice in the slightest. The phrases this "Celestia" toy uttered were utter drivel, and were as amusing as they were cringe-worthy. Now I know you are wondering why I would take apart such a toy. Well, I am planning on replacing the voice chip, and having her repainted as a Nightmare Moon doll, which will utter the phrase " Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth... THE NIGHT WILL LAST FOREVER!!!" followed by maniacal laughter. I already have the feeling that I will be sent to the moon for this, by fellow fans, if not by you. Your Deranged Student, YenaMuffin
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