
i dont won rights to this song Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank repo'd his wheels When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot Then Cledus jumped up on the top of one and said, "Feller, let me tell ya what Now I'm not gon' be proud of the deed I'm 'bout to do Well, no time to spare, I gotta be somewhere, so I'm gonna steal a car from you Now I've seen you're selection here, and I admit the pickins are few I know the Pinto's gold, but consider it stoled, 'cause I got a show to do." The man said, "My name's Jalopy," as he gave an evil grin 'Cause he knew that car wouldn't get too far 'fore the motor blew up again Cledus you better hit the road if you're gonna be a star The show's way up in Georgia, and you're op'nin up for Garth You're future's ridin' on this shiny Pinto painted gold And if you're late it's Jeff Foxworthy's show Oh gosh! A pinto my foot. It drives more like a horse and buggy. Dern! Cledus said, "No way in heck he's gonna op'm up that show." Then fire flew from the manifold as his right front tire blowed Then he pushed that wreck across the street, 'n man was Cledus tissed And he tried 'n tried to start 'er up, but it sounded somethin' like this .......Come on,...come on,...oh gosh! I'm in a mess. What am I gonna do? My one big shot for Garth Brooks. Aw-hehe-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo, oh dern it! When Cledus opened up the hood, he said, "I'll be a son of a gun!" And it <b>...</b>
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