Oh Windows Speech Recognition, how I love you... (Please do note the sarcasm) The video that this be responded to: www.youtube.com Elise's Channel: www.youtube.com • mrsir2.co.uk • http • dailybooth.com
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The first day of a new bus with a new design in London, and people seem very excited about it. Filmed at Victoria Station.
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Finally after four years I managed to climb up Arthur's Seat. Well it didn't take four years to climb, just four years to start to climb, you knew what I meant. That's done then. It was harder than it looked. Goats might have had an easier time. I think we took the hard way. Featuring Lizzy Mace and Paco Erhard - stars of tomorrow. And me, Elise Harris, obviously. Though I seem to be the only one of th ethree of us that hasn't come away from the Festival with TV contacts and possible deals. I hope they remember me when they are huge.
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I should be getting on with writing and doing so many other things I really need to do. Instead I am procrastinating. Anyone got any hints and tips on how to stay focused and get on with things? As you can see this is yet another way for me to avoid what I should be doing, but maybe it will eventually help!
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Birds in the pond and fruit and herbs growing but there are a lot of things in the ground that look a bit like other things. Here are a few more that have either been made that way or just look like they have been. Muisc Sheep May Safely Graze - Bach (recorded by Kevin Macleod, incompetech.com and used with Creative Commons licence. Go visit and show the man some love. en.wikipedia.org
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The benefits of hibernation and a musing on terrible weather in the world - winter, spring, summer or fall. it's all pretty miserable!
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Bath is beautiful, but very expensive and very much a city for tourists. It's not quite used to many though by the seem of things. There on the weekend of the Jane Austen festival. The city didn't seem able to cope with the volume of extra people in the cafes, pubs and retaurants. "Bath is still Bath" is a quote from Jane Austen in a letter to her sister Cassandra. She wasn't very impressed with the city in the five years she lived there (circa 1801 -1806) or on her brief return for a visit in 1813.
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Where terrible things happen and I get miserable then cheer up again. Things could get worse I suppose but, feh, they could get much better. I am bruised and cut and tired but I am still alive! Thanks to Lizzy Mace, Paco Erhard and Laura Stevens.
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Out filming with Chuquai Billy for a project of his. He gave me some beads that have been sent for me by Pat Wilson and on behalf of the Navajo Nation - so many thanks. It's a bit zoomy - the camera was on manual focus.
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My poetry book is now on Amazon and I opened a Cafe Press store - Also: more vegetable videos on the way soon. Saving up for the Edinburgh Fringe Festival show now! Here's my Amazon store eliseharris.com Cafe Press Store eliseharris.com or if you prefer go straight to Amazon and do a search for ISBN 978-1445278308 (or just type in my name).
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My novella 'Over the Underground' is now available for purchase as an ebook, either at Amazon for the Kindle or as an ePub book at Lulu. Here's the blurb "People disappear all the time. Sometimes they don't want to be found, and sometimes they don't want to be lost. Usually they come back - if only for a while. When Pete picks up a strange hitch hiker he has no clue how it will affect his life. Six degrees of separation squared " Amazon.com - www.amazon.com Amazon.co,uk - www.amazon.co.uk I believe it is also available internationally. Or in a non-Kindle ePub version (suitable for a range of devices) stores.lulu.com Please click on "add eBook to Cart" NOT add eBook retail - it affects how much I get from the sale! It should be available through iTunes for Apple compatible devices within the next month.
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I have been deleted from history - well Wikipedia, anyway. The ignominy, Not just me though - other people. Including Nerimon - possibly the second (or third or fourth at least) most well-know Youtuber in the UK. What? They came for the minor characters in Doctor Who, I said nothing, they came for the horror movie actresses I said nothing... etc Bit of a rant but I feel better getting it out of my system - this has been building for about three weeks! I am only making this now because it will make very little difference - it is deleted and there's little to no chance of anyone reinstating the page about me. This surely can't make it any worse. Hopefully not anyway. Good, all out - now I can get on with my non-notable life!
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Important announcement - minions still needed despite recent change in Tinkerbell's status. Josephine appeals to you. Follow up to Church of Tinkerbell, Vote For Tinkerbell and The Peanut Butter Diet.
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Got some tickets to see some Shakespeare in South London. Meant I didn't have much free time to shoot any video but here is what I did before after and between the two shows I saw. Shot in Finchley and Southwark.
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Angel would like to wish anyone who has ever had a birthday, or who is planning to have one at any point, a very happy happy birthday. Happy Happy Birthday song by eliseharris!
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Why can't we do everything? Available in the poetry collection Little Circus by Elise Harris, published 2010 by Little Puppet Publications - ISBN 978-1-4452-7830-8
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Vestal virgins were often buried alive if they failed in their duties to the goddess Vesta. Based on a poem by Elise Harris Version that won the best acting award at the Supershorts film festival, was shown on Propeller TV and was an official selection at the 2007 Paris Film Festival. Different sound effects, slightly different edit to the other version. Poem available in the poetry collection Little Circus by Elise Harris, published 2010 by Little Puppet Publications - ISBN 978-1-4452-7830-8
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The garden is getting very green. I am back from Edinburgh and in London once more. The summer has seen many changes in the back garden.
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Gluten-free cheesecake made with ricotta, so fairly low in fat too. You can use higher fat cream cheese and digestive biscuits /graham crackers/gingernuts - whatever. Ingredients 1 packets of biscuits (gluten free digestives, normal digestives, graham crackers etc) 250 grams cream cheese (ricotta, mascarpone, philadelphia or any other cream cheese you want to use) 50 grams Sour Cream 2 tablespoons sugar 2/3 tsp cornflour 1 egg Handful of sultanas (optional) 1 lemon or two tablespoons lemon juice ready squeezed Vanilla essence Large knob of butter (1 to 2 oz - or whatever that is in grams - I have no idea!) You also need 1 7/8 inch sandwich tin, or the lid of a pyrex dish Foil A mixer a bowl An oven!
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What is the point of it all? If like me you are going into the new year wondering what's going on, why, and what year it is you probably need some sort of guidancs. I don't think this is it - but it's possible I've discovered the meaning of life. Not likely, mind. Cod philosophy, musing and other ramblings.
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Sometimes other people get shocked and there's no accounting for it. This was written yesterday and recorded and edited today and after many technical problems with my camera and my PC crashing I decided to leave this as it is now, even though I had other takes, several rejected verses and big plans to do something about the backing. Call this a work in progress.
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I can't quite get the light right in my new place so I look like a ghost in this! Need suggestions for new vegetable videos. A lot of unintentional innuendo in this video. Also - buy my book! eliseharris.com Big shout out to lolly4931
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Decided to walk home from a meeting, as I didn't have the bus fare. It took a while. I probably should have brought water with me too - still, it was good exercise and, I suppose, a sort of adventure. Shot mostly on an iPod Touch.
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I have got a special special new iPhone - maybe.
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Poem available in the poetry collection Little Circus by Elise Harris, published 2010 by Little Puppet Publications - ISBN 978-1-4452-7830-8 Poem by Elise Harris, footage from the BBC asset library (used under Creative Commons licence)
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Doing requests! Ian Todd asked for cake or time travel. I chose time travel. So here is a not-very-practical guide to travelling through time based on limited scientific knowledge and supposition. It might not work.
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Competition now ended and I did not come close to winning - but thanks to everyone who tried to help me!
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www.eliseharris.com All about the carrot. This is the penultimate vegetable adventure. Except it's not really - there are loads more. Peppers still to come. I may as well stop now as it seem a lot of my random 'facts' about carrots might have some sort of basis in truth... Music produced by Kevin MacLeod http
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I have been here three years - three years! I didn't even realise until someone told me.
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Very quick and easy recipe for a sweet treat. How to cook it on a stove top/hob.
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Meet Ethan. If he stood still long enough you could easily mistake him for a mannequin in Top Man. Meet Maddy - on an eternal search for Mr Right, and Ethan might just be it. But what happens when they meet? Ethan: James Fisher Maddy: Elise Harris Written, produced and directed by Lauren Buckland Music provided by Kevin Macleod, incompetech.com Permission to distribute given.
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I have a poetry collection out - buy it now! II am not sure how effective this is as a marketing campaign but you have to try. eliseharris.com or ISBN 978-1-4452-7830-8 if you want to order it from a bookshop.
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Vestal virgins were often buried alive if they failed in their duties to the goddess Vesta. Based on a poem by Elise Harris . Version that won the best acting award at the Supershorts film festival, was shown on Propeller TV and was an official selection at the 2007 Paris Film Festival. Different sound effects, slightly different edit to the other version. Poem available in the poetry collection Little Circus by Elise Harris, published 2010 by Little Puppet Publications - ISBN 978-1-4452-7830-8 High resolution version. This was the first video I made and the first I uplaoded to Youtube - the reason I joined Youtube in fact. Re-uploaded to enter the Guggenheim/Youtube Play competition.
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