
Alan's channel: www.youtube.com His twitter: www.twitter.com My twitter: www.twitter.com Alan Lastufka You think you're hot stuff 'cause You think Harry Potter's not cool Well, I'm not a musician But I'm on a mission To rhyme to say you're being a tool The thing is, Harry's barely A book about magic; it's a book about people Yeah, it's not about fairies, it's scary How much you'll laugh and how much you'll weep, you'll Be dying to know what happens Even though you're already spoiled I think you'll really relate To, at least, Crabbe and Goyle You're not too old to love it You're just too old to throw such hissy fits So stop being a jerk You're acting like a pretentious bitch Do you seriously think that All your smart friends can't Distinguish between good and bad books? There's a genre of music And I just might lose it If you keep giving dirty looks It's far from overrated You'll find yourself rereading a thousand times The plotlines are complicated It's not about six-packs or sparkly hot guys Soon you'll be joining fan sites And saving up money for conventions Do you think we would, in vain Give a childrens book this much attention? You're not too awesome to love it And you're just too cool to throw such hissy fits So stop being a jerk And stop being a pretentious bitch
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