
ITV, 1 Sep 2011, Let's Do Lunch ... with Gino and Mel Vorderman consents to having her fat buttocks felt up, on national TV. The way it happens in the fantasy : you ask the "Rear of the Year" herself if you can have a feel at it, and she says yes. What ???!!! Watch it come true for Gino D'Acampo, who must be kicking himself that he didn't go even further, if she agreed to this. "Can I bend you over and spank you, Carol ?" "OK - but only one slap." "How about 6 or 7, or 8, or 9, or 10 ?" "OK - six - but only six." "Right, six it is. Get over that table, right now." When does that come true, and can you imagine what it would sound like ? Is there a limit to her "flirting" ? What goes too far, if a consensual public groping of her fat arse doesn't ? She had a plank applied to it on "Strictly Come Dancing" (not hard enough) : why not a table tennis bat ? Or a rubber-soled gym shoe ? Or a hand ? Or etc - fill in the preferred implement or body part : lips, tongue, buttplug ...
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