Grotesco - The trial part 1
"Swing low Sweet Chariot! Coming forth to carry me hooome!" They say a man can walk a thousand miles and still don't know his butt from behind. Well I say a man can walk two yards and find the crown la-crue and that's a fruit. Mr. Cubkin? Mr. McKana-whoie-dooie-looie? yeah. Billy Bob Craskin.. Tounry-at-lawden. What can I offer you two Gentlemen ah? Well I have a cap of caffee and a postachio nutt Mary Sue. Cup of coffee and postachio nutts.. and for you fer? Well I'll have one beers please? Anyfing else fer? That pretty smile of yours would doolie doo fine. Whisle - Frisky! Mmm Mmmm You sure don't waste any time. You know I admurl you for taking this chase. A lot of people down here in cash-a-roo say you joined the hoola hoola club. Well Billy Bob People say tally ho. and the hoola hoola club aint the whistle. Well Well well What had we here? A Momma's boy from new york city! Yeeeeee HAw! Macaroon Tommy Jr. I aint talking to you billy Bob! I'm talkin to dis here Danny Gluver. So that he can keep his nosey posey rosey in the can! Now Scram! My Nosey posey rosey chosey mosey stay right here in the can, till the cam fry. Be deeded. I gibba-la-gibb the Microsoft Word to district attorney Poland Barker. Thank you your onion. Ladies gentleman uh and extras on the curby. Why are we here today? Why aren't we at home with our mammels watching razeball. I know why we are here. It because of that man over there. Because if it wasn't fer him we would be outta here faster than two <b>...</b>
