Handle any emergency with Howcast's First Aid app - howc.stExpand the description and view the text of the steps for this how-to video. Check out Howcast for other do-it-yourself videos from vertizonticalstudios and more videos in the Socially Awkward Situations category. You can contribute too! Create your own DIY guide at www.howcast.com or produce your own Howcast spots with the Howcast Filmmakers Program at www.howcast.com Everyone loves a party—until the host's pooch starts giving your leg a little bit of his doggie style. Show that canine he's not humping any old bitch. To complete this How-To you will need: Calm nerves Quick wits Snack food Wet naps (just in case) Step 1: Don't panic Stay calm. In addition to your apparently enthralling scent, fear can be sniffed out by dogs—so panicking may only exacerbate the situation. Step 2: Try a bribe Drag yourself and your frisky friend over to the buffet table and discreetly offer him a tasty treat in exchange for a dismount. Tip: Go for a meaty snack; he probably won't let go of your leg for a celery stick. Step 3: Fake him out If you don't have a snack, try throwing an imaginary ball across the room. Step 4: Make a joke If none of your tricks have worked, it's time to get others involved. Call attention to your predicament with a joke. Just be cool about it. Your host will be embarrassed enough without you piling on. Tip: Try this one: "Whoa, easy there, Fido—that's not a Milk Bone in my pocket." Step 5: Demand <b>...</b>
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