Theology of Monty Python - Every Sperm is Sacred
Julia Sweeney on God - This American Life www.sameritech.com The Monty Python take on Catholics and Protestants views of birth control theology. Every Sperm is Sacred There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but I've never been one of them. I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood! Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. God needs everybody's. Mine! And mine! And mine! Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. God shall strike them down for Each sperm <b>...</b>
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* Official* McDonald's Worker Attacks Irate Customers
GREENWICH VILLAGE — A McDonald's cashier is caught on a horrific cell phone video using a metal rod to brutally beat two female customers who'd jumped the counter of his West 4th Street restaurant early Thursday during a fight over their order. The cashier, who police said had previously served a decade for manslaughter, beat the women so badly that one suffered a fractured skull and broken arm in the shocking attack, which was captured on a customer's cell phone and then posted to YouTube. Police have charged the cashier, identified as Rayon McIntosh, 31, with felony assault charges, along with criminal possession of a weapon. Both women were charged with menacing, trespass and disorderly conduct. He is being held at the Manhattan Detention Complex on $40000 bail, according to the Department of Correction website. The drama began about 12:30 am Thursday when the two customers — Denise Darbeau, 24, of Queens, and her pal, Rachel Edwards, 24, of Brooklyn — entered the popular fast food spot and began giving McIntosh a hard time, police sources said. In the video, Darbeau, 24, of Queens, is clearly heard cursing at McIntosh after the cashier told her he had to scan a $50 bill to make sure it was authentic before he would give them their food. That's when all hell breaks loose. An agitated Darbeau is seen slapping McIntosh across the face, prompting him to lunge forward and shove the two women. Darbeau leaps onto the counter and clears the other side while Edwards retreats <b>...</b>
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FUNNIEST PRANK CALL EVER!!!! IRATE BLACK GUY CALLS HIMSELF (w/ subtitles)
FUNNIEST PRANK CALL EVER!!!! IRATE BLACK GUY CALLS HIMSELF (w/ subtitles) So a soundboard of previous prank calls to this guy was made, and they decided to prank call him with it. the result, the funniest video on youtube. visit www.realmofdarkness.net for more funny prank calls. Credit to: thegoldenphone2 (caller)
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Irate the 80's: Ep 8 - MUSCLE MEN KINNIKUMAN Review/Documentary
Irate's Back with a new 80's toy, MUSCLE For more 80's fun, check out the website: www.iratethe80s.com
Legend Zelda Wii-U Tech Demo - Irate FX Edit - first look Review E3
I had to manually insert every sound FX heard in this video. Took me awhile to put together so i hope you enjoy This was the tech demo on display for the Wii-U to show off what the system is capable of doing graphics-wise. www.theirategamer.com
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Dealing With the Irate Customer
This entire business training video and many more are available on our web page: www.kantola.com 2009 Telly Award Winner! This customer service video teaches skills that help turn angry customers into satisfied customers. It's hard to keep your cool when dealing with difficult customers. After all, it's only human to get defensive and fight back—or cave in and give them whatever they demand. What you need instead is a plan. The guidelines presented in this brand new training video will help you calm angry customers. Once you bring them around, they're more likely to work with you to find a resolution that solves their complaint yet is fair to your organization. This training video includes valuable tactics, including: * Connect with the angry customer. * Show empathy or apologize if appropriate. * Guide the customer's attention toward solving the problem. * Use positive language. * Have the customer make small decisions. * Take a timeout or draw the line. * Know what you can offer. Your employees will learn to stay professional and not take it personally when they have to deal with difficult customers, whether in retail, health care, government, or wherever. They'll learn that their basic customer service skills are a first line of defense—it's hard for customers to be mean to someone who's being nice to them. And they'll learn three powerful "breakthrough techniques" that can be used if the situation escalates and threatens to get out of hand.
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IRATE SURGEON TELLS UNHYGIENIC DAVID CAMERON - "GET OFF MY WARD" - CAMERON PWNED!!
DAVID Cameron was left stunned when a furious doctor burst in on the unveiling of his revised NHS reforms at a patient's bedside today, screaming: "Get out!" The irate senior orthopaedic surgeon stormed into the ward and ordered out TV crews filming the Prime Minister and deputy Nick Clegg, for ignoring hygiene rules aimed at preventing the spread of disease. The consultant, seen wearing a bow tie, complained that several people in the room at Guy's Hospital, London did not have their sleeves rolled up. He was heard on TV footage shouting: "Why is that we are all told to walk around like this and these people...?" Both Mr Cameron and Mr Clegg looked stunned by the sudden verbal blast, which came as they were due to announce findings from the NHS Future Forum. Read more: www.thesun.co.uk
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Best Backfired Wish Ever
From the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy episode "Wishbone" - Puddin wishes for a bunny to love him. How could that go wrong? How indeed...
The Irate Ghost Hunter
Welcome to the Webcam Ward where we magically make the unwatchable watchable! In this week's update, we take on the ripoff tycoon "The Irate Gamer" and discover when he's not getting angry about video games, he's... hunting ghosts... amazingly. I really wish I was making that up. Since this job is far too big for the both of us, we enlisted the help of SA forum goon Diabetus.
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Fallout New Vegas Walkthrough HD Episode 46: Irate Ladies
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Let's All Laugh At Fanboy Comments. The Irate Gamer: Hack Of The Gamer World Edition
My Site: www.theawesomearchfiend.com Twitter: twitter.com BlogTV and Chat Room: www.blogtv.com Extra Videos: www.theawesomearchfiend.com Message Board: www.theawesomearchfiend.com Let's all laugh at the idiocy that is the Irate Gamer fanboy. That is all.
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Black Guy calls The Irate Black Man
The Black Guy calls the Irate Black Man, and as expected the Irate Black Man dominates with the insults and threats. This call was made by americanlackey and all credit goes to him. Subscribe to me for more great videos
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Irate Bullshit Show: Three Dirty Dwarves
The Noob reviews one of the best obscure Sega Saturn games. I don't own this one yet. It was played in SSF v012 alpha, a nearly perfect Saturn emulator. If you have any interest in this game or the Saturn, I highly recommend it.
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AVGN's REAL thoughts on Irate Gamer
This is NOT a parody!!! NOTE:I really find it hard to believe that people can't understand what AVGN is saying because of "bad quality" or some shit like that.... but whatever here is the script version: Fan: What do you think of the Irate Gamer? Audience: OOHHHHHHHHH!!! OHHHH!!!' AVGN: I'll answer that as quickly as I can. Uh, I have no reason to answer it, I mean he pretty much pretends that I don't exist so why would I even need to say anything about him? Audience: *applause!* NOTE: I did not record the footage at SGC with James Rolfe that was recorded by CurtDogg. I take all video responses. Original video: www.youtube.com TheArchfiend: www.youtube.com
