Jake Chudnow Tribute


I am a huge fan of The Key of Awesome. When I was watching the comment video for the Firework Parody, Mark said there were no Jake tributes, but many Lauren ones. I was bored, and figured why not, and I made a Jake tribute. I hope you all enjoy it! I know it's not the greatest, but at the moment it's the only one on youtube. DISCLAIMER: The song used in this video is called, "There is Only One of You". The music was done by Richard Stone, and the song is owned by Warner Bros. Entertainment. I do not own this song in any way, shape, or form. It is not mine.


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17 Craziest Field Crashers!!!


Philly fan tasered, fans running on the field, and crashing games. We've got our 17 favorites here. Know of any others? Let us know in the comments! Music by Jake Chudnow soundcloud.com Edited by Michael Stevens youtube.com Full song here: soundcloud.com MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Facebook! www.facebook.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com


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SEXY CYBORG!


Rather date an Amazon Babe or a Sexy Cyborg from another dimension? Watch Part 2 HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Watch Part 3 HERE! www.youtube.com Story by Tom Small and Rusty Ward Written by Tom Small with Mark Douglas Music and vocals by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow (www.myspace.com ) Direction and Graphics by Tom Small Cyborg arm effect by Erik Beck Yellow Nerd: Erik Beck Red Nerd/Robot Singer: Tom Small Amazon Babe: Ami Lynn Sexy Cyborg: Lauren Francesca Barbarians/Ninjas etc: Mark Douglas, Rusty Ward, Jake Chudnow Arty Goth Girl/Astronaut: Regina Nigro Homecoming Queen: Andrea Feczko Cousin Steve: Michael Stevens Grandpa: Robert Ankers LYRICS I don't wanna come home with the homecoming queen And those arty goth girls are too freaky for me. I don't want a nice girl who's good in the kitchen, I want an Amazon babe from another dimension! She's got skimpy armor, and a sword to match: She never gets cold and never gets a scratch. She fights off ninjas, a hundred at a time- but that's ok, 'cause they're waiting in line. When she swings her sword she looks smoking hot- dodging bullets, 'cause they're lousy shots. I'm addicted but I don't want an intervention From my Amazon babe from another dimension. Amazon babe from another dimension! All the barbarians stand at attention Amazon babe from another dimension! Not like the ones at the comic convention The girl I want is made of metal and tubes- She's a Sexy Cyborg, with adjustable boobs. She's got skinny <b>...</b>


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Cool Things on YouTube and More! DONG #19


follow @tweetsauce music by Jake Chudnow: www.soundcloud.com Dodge the Dot: gprime.net Klikwerk: www.bartbonte.com Zombotron: armorgames.com Troll Face The Game: www.thegamehomepage.com Enough Plumbers: www.notdoppler.com Ferry Halim's Games: www.ferryhalim.com All Time 10s: www.youtube.com Disco: www.youtube.com EDU: www.youtube.com Newton: www.newton.dep.anl.gov TOPICS www.youtube.com TRENDS: www.youtube.com Alter Ego: www.playalterego.com Photo to Text: photo2text.com Nyan Cat Snake www.snake-nyan-cat.com Solar Beat: www.whitevinyldesign.com


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What is Déjà vu?


Learn more: music by Jake Chudnow: www.soundcloud.com Great article about constant Deja vu: www.nytimes.com Blindsight obstacle course: www.youtube.com Blindsight (science channel) www.youtube.com Blindsight article: www.nytimes.com Excellent blindsight demonstration for people who aren't blind: www.youtube.com Hypnagogic Jerk: www.sleep.com Hypnosis causing deja vu: onlinelibrary.wiley.com


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WE BROKE YOUTUBE!


Michael and Todd were asked by YouTube to put together a PSA about how NOT to break YouTube. This is what they came up with ... Prince of YouTube played by Jake Chudnow!


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BLOW YOUR MIND!


Some fun nerdy factoids. Hope most are new to you! By the way, the Baskin Robbin's logo has the number 31 hidden it representing their 31 flavors ;) The MIND BLOWING music is by Jake Chudnow! www.myspace.com Kill the Dog From Duck Hunt: www.i-mockery.com FART GAME: puzzlefarter.com Facebook: www.facebook.com


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MAKE Harry & Hermione KISS .. and other fun free games :)


** LINKS BELOW ** All music by The Key of Awesome's JAKE CHUDNOW! www.myspace.com Harry and Hermione: www.buzzfeed.com Kill the pop-ups: www2.b3ta.com I Don't Even Know: www.i-am-bored.com Alice is Dead: www.newgrounds.com Click Play 3: www.ninjadoodle.com Missile Game: www.albinoblacksheep.com DISORIENTATION: jiggmin.com Draw Play: www.gamegecko.com Dice Wars: www.gamedesign.jp 3D Perspective Game: www.bobblebrook.com Hide the fart: www.i-am-bored.com Poke the butt (?): www.mikewang.org


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Why Do We Dream?


Leanback and IMG! later this week! LINKS TO LEARN: Smarter Every Day: www.youtube.com How to Lucid Dream: www.youtube.com Whatswhat reviews my beard and other stuff: ow.ly ALL music by Jake Chudnow: soundcloud.com **SLEEP STUFF** Good general sleep info: en.wikipedia.org Sleep facts: www.abc.net.au REM sleep: www.why-we-dream.com Old video about REM sleep: www.youtube.com Lucid Dreaming on the Discovery Channel: www.youtube.com Quick info in different dream theories: en.wikipedia.org Incredible documentary on a fatal disease that keeps you from sleeping: www.youtube.com


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What's Left?


LINKS: Music courtesy of Jake Chudnow: www.soundcloud.com Brain Lateralization: en.wikipedia.org Brain scans showing lateralization in lefties: www.neurology.org Left-handedness and Creativity: www.apa.org Handedness of Presidents: en.wikipedia.org Running out of Helium: www.independent.co.uk General info on Left-handedness: en.wikipedia.org


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Rainbow Science! ... AND Why Headphones Get So Tangled.


LINKS: Optic Science of Rainbows: www.atoptics.co.uk Wiki article: en.wikipedia.org Flying through rainbow (first video): www.youtube.com Flying through rainbow (second video): www.youtube.com Petrichor (the smell of rain): www.wordsmith.org Why do wires knot so easily? www.thenakedscientists.com Scientific paper on random knotting of an agitated string: www.pnas.org Also: en.wikipedia.org Music courtuesy of Jake Chudnow: www.soundcloud.com Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: @tweetsauce www.twitter.com


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How Much Does The Internet Weigh?


Thanks to @lakefield83 and @zconsortium for these facts! all music by Jake Chudnow: soundcloud.com READ MORE: Weight gained from e-books: www.nytimes.com Gadsby: www.amazon.com Flash Memory: en.wikipedia.org Map of the Internet: www.opte.org Size of the internet: www.martingover.com Weight of all electrons in motion that make up the internet: adamant.typepad.com Weight of all information on the internet: discovermagazine.com Smallest sand particles: science.jrank.org


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Fuzzy Pancakes and More! LÜT #19


Links to all items below! dancing dog music by Jake Chudnow: www.soundcloud.com macaroni and cheese scented air freshner: www.mcphee.com bacon and egg earrings: www.uncommongoods.com backwards clock: www.mcphee.com thailand unique: www.thailandunique.com Snowball Crossbow www.sharperimage.com USB powered heated slippers: www.japantrendshop.com NFL sneaker slippers: www.vat19.com Star Trek Baby Gear: www.thinkgeek.com Formal bib: www.hectorserrano.com buff baby rattle: www.gagsandgoods.com breakdance men: kronikle.kidrobot.com awesome plush things: www.kidrobot.com Star Wars painted shoes: www.etsy.com Mario color make-up: www.geekchiccosmetics.com geek lips: www.geekchiccosmetics.com and www.geekchiccosmetics.com levitating lamp: www.goodsie.com wireframe throne: www.yankodesign.com Ferrofluid Kit: www.teachersource.com Ferrofluid (bulk): www.teachersource.com Ferrofluid video: www.youtube.com Civet Coffee (the one I bought): www.bantaicivetcoffee.com ScienceBob Store: www.sciencebobstore.com precipitate tshirt: www.neatoshop.com


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STOPPED CLOCK ILLUSION


Start the LEANBACK by clicking this: www.youtube.com MUSIC BY JAKE CHUDNOW: www.JakeChudnow.com WHEEZY WAITER has great vids AND we look alike. What could be better?? www.youtube.com 9966699999966699999966699966669996699999996699666996699 9966999999996999999996666996699666699666996699666996699 9966699999999999999966666699996666699666996699666996699 9966666999999999999666666669966666699666996699666996699 9966666669999999966666666669966666699666996699666996699 9966666666699996666666666669966666699666996699666996666 9966666666669966666666666669966666699999996699999996699


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Crazy BABY Eyes ... and More: IMG! #44


WE ARE ON TWITTER NOW! @tweetsauce Music at the end by Jake Chudnow: soundcloud.com Cow kiss illusion: www.moillusions.com Grandma with shades: imgur.com kid swimming .gif: fuckyeahdementia.com hope cash jobs: 30.media.tumblr.com jobs making mac faces: media.tumblr.com too many pringles: fuckyeahdementia.com fat dog: fuckyeahdementia.com baby staring contest: fuckyeahdementia.com rotating stars illusion: www.ritsumei.ac.jp perfectly round circles: ilovecharts.tumblr.com faces in sand: www.joe-ks.com face in ice cream: imgur.com World War fire power: ilovecharts.tumblr.com Forever Alone Prom: fuckyeahdementia.com cat bee .gif AND MORE: www.bestweekever.tv animated .gifs of zebra guy from: hissbitch.tumblr.com most relaxing song ever: www.iheartchaos.com most relaxing song ever (youtube link): www.youtube.com custom stuffed animals: www.buzzfeed.com sad kid in swing: www.iheartchaos.com cart with grin: imgur.com girls being sad: 28.media.tumblr.com Koala butt-touch: jmonsterbby.tumblr.com web browser infographic: evolutionofweb.appspot.com Sci-Fi / Fantasy book flow chart: www.box.net Solar System chart: www.space.com Frame zoom: www.funny-games.biz Fat Cat in Wheelchair: hissbitch.tumblr.com Victory: hissbitch.tumblr.com


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Where to BUY Uranium and other DONGS!


things you can Do Online Now, Guys. LINKS: music by Jake Chudnow: soundcloud.com Minute Physics: www.youtube.com grow cube games: www.eyezmaze.com continuity: www.kongregate.com blosics: www.andkon.com KILL ME: www.silvergames.com Koala: koalastothemax.com 3D pong: www.addictinggames.com all 10-codes: spiffy.ci.uiuc.edu SCALE OF UNIVERSE: htwins.net CUBE ROLL: htwins.net NO WALKING: htwins.net Joe Sabia: www.joesabia.co Joe's Mario Slot Machine: www.youtube.com Joie's facebook-photo game: www.facebook.com Wikipedia article on Bob Lazar: en.wikipedia.org United Nuclear: unitednuclear.com Brain Hacks www.smashinglists.com


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BEST IMAGES of the Week -- IMG! #42


Some of my favorite pics from internet-time this week. LINKS: End music by Jake Chudnow: soundcloud.com Jusitn Bieber without eyebrows: gusto1.com a hungry shirt: www.buzzfeed.com ramen college: wussypillow.tumblr.com Robert Cornelius: en.wikipedia.org Carpet Illusion: www.moillusions.com puppy sandiwch: theclearlydope.tumblr.com Full House Flask: theclearlydope.tumblr.com Cat in mouth: www.infolinkment.com NYPD Tiger: gusto1.com Cat Hair: www.infolinkment.com endless picture (woman): nickholmes.tumblr.com endless picture clock: pizzzatime.tumblr.com Cat Nose: gusto1.com Panda Nose: gusto1.com Least portable mp3 player: theclearlydope.tumblr.com Glasses Glasses: wussypillow.tumblr.com Chair Chair: wussypillow.tumblr.com Skull chair: www.bordom.net Obama and Biden: wussypillow.tumblr.com Best Beard EVER: theclearlydope.tumblr.com Real-sized Barbi: www.nerdist.com Pictures taken at just the right moment: www.buzzfeed.com Crayola Rainbow: www.datapointed.net Altitude poster: www.ouramazingplanet.com Abbey Road infographic: voxy.com NO!: www.bordom.net Car lift: ffffound.com Atari 1: ffffound.com Atari 2: ffffound.com FIRE HEART: ffffound.com reg. plate: www.bordom.net Learn about their plates: en.wikipedia.org Exit sign: everydayfunnyfunny.com Blur Cat: bunnyfood.tumblr.com Lip Girl: www.infolinkment.com


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How Old Can We Get?


Links to learn more: Like us on facebook! www.Facebook.com All music by Jake Chudnow: soundcloud.com General info on aging: en.wikipedia.org Oldest People Ever: en.wikipedia.org Oldest People who are STILL ALIVE: en.wikipedia.org Article on age and the first person to be 150 (in the future): www.independent.co.uk Moratlity Rates by age: www.data360.org Biological Immortality (Hydra, for example): en.wikipedia.org Survival Curves for different types of organisms: www.stmary.ws Methuselah Tree: www.pbs.org Pando: en.wikipedia.org Intense, new things are remembered as happening more slowly: www.livescience.com Scientific paper about emotions and memory: www.springerlink.com "Flashbulb Memories": en.wikipedia.org NPR program on how long our lives "feel": www.wbur.org Slashdot's comments section on NPR's topic is good: science.slashdot.org Graph of year-by-year as percentage of total life: jdueck.net


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Amsterdam! And Illusions!


YouTube Roadshow Amsterdam Info: www.events-google.com Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com *** Site Links*** Black and White Illusion: www.eyes-and-vision.com Other Illusions: library.thinkquest.org Lincoln Lady: www.michaelbach.de SingSing: sverigesradio.se


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New Harry Potter Trailer : Rated Awesome #5


Harry Potter and his friends have a problem. Voldemort is just too powerful. So they turn to a new ally to defeat the forces of evil. Check out the newest parody trailer from Rated Awesome, it's called "Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollow Points". More hilarious movie parodies will be released about every 2 weeks. Check out our previous episodes! www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Music by: Jake Chudnow & www.Incompetech.com Cast: Harry: Monroe Robertson Hermione: Tessa Netting Ron: Ryan Russell Voldemort / Snape: Todd Womack Gun Dealer: Mark Douglas Death Eaters: Sean Berney, Keith Ozar, Pete Albano PA: Estefany Molina "Mogul Bros" intro by: Iain Browne


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ELECTRONIC WUSS: Owl City Parody - Key Of Awesome #20


Owl City Parody Electronic Wuss -- the TWENTIETH Key of Awesome video!! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Toys (and the giant gummy bear) from www.vat19.com Check it out!!! Electronic Wuss Written by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow Directed and edited by Michael Stevens (he's the Bearded Nun!) It seems like a silly choice For a grown man to use this voice The Postal Service did it first I sound like them but 10 times worse A cloud pooped out a rainbow turd Im just singing random words I make songs with bleeps and bloops I sometimes write with apple loops Electronic wuss electronic wuss I sound like a total puss The oceans constellations make me cry Swimming in a lemon creek Tadpoles tickle my butt cheeks A bearded nun flies through the sky I wrote this song when I was high I make love to birds and bees And masturbate to redwood trees A dragon's balls will drop today. A centaur screams hip hip hooray Electronic wuss electronic wuss Lets all smoke some purple kush Prepubescent girls think I'm so deep My sitting posture is really bad Holycrap here comes my Dad DAD Your mother and I are trying to get some sleep I asked the strongman in the sky Why do donuts have to die? I had a dream the other night That Elmo and I got in a fight I couldn't make my punches land I noticed I had lobster hands Then a snake wearing a vest Said, did you study for the test? What test? I woke up and wrote this tune Its going to get me tons of poon Come ride with <b>...</b>


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Lady Gaga Telephone Parody (ft Beyonce): Key of Awesome #17


Lady Gaga Telephone parody! Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Beyonce is going to do this video whether she likes it or not: It's Lady Gaga's way or the highway. Featuring Lauren Francesca as Lady Gaga Echoe Malone as Beyonce also featuring and written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow Gaga vocals by: Anastasia Douglas Beyonce vocals by: Carolyn Castiglia LYRICS GAGA First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance So I will distract them by getting half naked And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink The kitchen sink sink What do you think think? I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard BEYONCE This video seems goofy you should just do it alone Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones GAGA You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue We poison everyone including a cute dog Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair PPPPPPPPProduct Placement Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement Blood and guts and boobs and buts And I just want to make your head explode Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep That was Lady Gaga in Morse code BEYONCE If you think Im doing this Then youre a crazy bastard You musta blown a gasket Are you trippin on acid As <b>...</b>


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Justin Bieber ft. Lil Wayne: Bieber Fever! Key of Awesome #19


Bieber Fever! The only cure is to disable the brain. Just ask Lil Wayne. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Directed by Tom Small. Lyrics / Vocals by Mark Douglas. Music Reproduction by Jake Chudnow. Bieber: is Jan Uczkowsk Bieber vocals: Carolyn Castiglia Lil Wayne Vocals by Keith from Up Tha Block www.youtube.com Lyrics: Hey yo, its me again. Im everywhere and Im still rockin lesbian hair Im on your TV Im on your phone I declare this world a Bieber zone Im made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers Young girls are helpless to my dark powers They cant stop screaming they dont know why They pee their pants then they fall down and cry Chorus All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter I got em drooling like golden retrievers They all bow down to me cus I am their leader SCIENTIST It starts with screaming, and OMGing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once theyre infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain JASPER I hate this pop crap, I like to rock Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block. CHET Hes aint so bad, he could be worse. (He becomes hypnotized) I think I love him. JASPER (Hes now hypnotized as well) Hey, I saw him first! SCIENTIST If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver REPORTER Can adults contract Bieber fever? SCIENTIST Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers. Lil Wayne Weezy F. Baby and you know <b>...</b>


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Jersey Shore Parody Song: Key Of Awesome #11


The Boss sings us the sad story of hotties forced to party and hook up on the Jersey Shore. Watch Behind the Scenes! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Music by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow Directed by Tom Small LYRICS BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore The Guidos party all night then go out and try score On the Jersey Shore During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store SITUATION Yo its Mike but they call me the situation Cause my abs never go on a vacation Some people think that I'm a jerk off But I look like Rambo with my shirt off When guidettes see me they get turned on cus I spend all day at the tanning salon SNOOKI It's me, Snooki I crave attention I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions I like to hook up but dont call me loose When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice. Im looking for love without much luck Hey, you took our drinks! SITUATION Snooki, duck! BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN On the Jersey Shore They get in fights and they hook up for sport On the Jersey Shore They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts JWOWW They call me JWOWW Im a man eater I only like guys who wear wife beaters I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed and grind on guys who are unemployed. PAULIE Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof I put gel in my hair til it's bullet proof My beats are sick I don't mean to brag Check out my contacts, Italian Flags I get my haircut every single day I dance with my bros in a manly way We know several dances including <b>...</b>


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High School Secret Boyfriend!


Secret Boyfriends, Biggie Smalls, prom takeover and stuffing donuts: what Kelly Mandruk (Miley Cyrus / Katy Perry) and Jake Chudnow (Key of Awesome music / videos) were like in high school. MORE BARELY: Subscribe! www.youtube.com Click here to download this and ALL the Key of Awesome songs!! bit.ly Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Visit our arcade! www.youtube.com Check out our websites www.barelypolitical.com http Friend us on Facebook & Myspace www.facebook.com www.facebook.com www.myspace.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202


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CAN'T TOUCH THIS


VERY nerdy episode today :) To learn more: xkcd radiation dose infographic: blog.xkcd.com Like us on Facebook to join the community! www.facebook.com Radiation from your own BODY: discovermagazine.com More on how we don't TOUCH anything: www.worsleyschool.net Also a good read: www.ccmr.cornell.edu Physics forum on this topic: www.physicsforums.com Pauli Exclusion Principle: en.wikipedia.org Electrons repel each other: clearscience.tumblr.com How things "stick" without making contact: en.wikipedia.org VIDEO about sharing electrons: www.youtube.com VIDEO showing alpha-decay: www.youtube.com VIDEO showing zygote development (cell division): www.youtube.com Most music in this episode by JAKE CHUDNOW: soundcloud.com


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Key of Awesome Batman Parody The Dark Knight is Confused ( in LEGO)


I DO NOT OWN THE auido to this video The Key of awesome does! I love the key of awesome and lego so i figuerd why not combine them into a tribut :D (just to let you guys now i suck at spelling) CLICK BELOW TO DOWNLOAD THE SONGS OF AWESOME! The Key of Awesome (Deluxe Edition) itunes.apple.com California Gurls (They're Unreliable) Single itunes.apple.com Nervous Guy Single itunes.apple.com Tron Girl Single itunes.apple.com Afraid (Eminem Parody) Single itunes.apple.com -- Written by: Mark Douglas and Rusty Ward Music by: Jake Chudnow All characters played by: Mark Douglas Directed by: Tom Small (Lego verison) Directed by: STANTHEMANLEED Lyrics: KID Batman! Why is he running, Dad? GORDON Because we have to chase him. KID Why? GORDON Because he can take it. Because hes not a hero, hes a silent guardian, a watchful protector, the Dark Knight KID I dont get it. GORDON Neither do I son, but it sounds cool. BATMAN As I ride on my bike at the end of Dark Knight Theres a few plot points that just dont feel right Like why the hell did I agree to take the rap Harvey Dent killed those people. Who gives a crap? And the Joker pulls crimes in such an orderly manner He must write it down in an evil day planner His henchmen are psycho and expendable Yet somehow completely dependable And why is Morgan Freeman all pissed at me? He seemed to resign kind of randomly Its OK to build me an armored tank-car But ooh, tapping phones, thats going too far Chorus This movie of my life just doesnt hold <b>...</b>


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TRON GIRL! Key of Awesome #25


Tron Girl! They're gonna kick your ass (albeit virtually.) Key of Awesome #25. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Part Three in the Nerd Trilogy! See the other parts here: Part 1: www.youtube.com Part 2: www.youtube.com Get the song here: bit.ly Check out Erik Beck at www.youtube.com Written, Designed, and Directed by Tom Small Vocals and additional lyrics by Mark Douglas Music by Jake Chudnow Featuring: Yellow Nerd- Erik Beck Red Nerd- Tom Small Cyber Babe- Lauren Francesca Master Control Program- Mark Douglas Bullies- Pedro Borges LYRICS: Here we go again, here we go, yo Ah, ah, that really hurts, ah Seriously stop, that hurts. ah Jocks love high school, but for me its a prison Do you always gotta hassle me right while I'm whizzin'? I know your burly, I know I'm girly, But could we go a day without me getting swirly? I'm not gonna whine or pull a Columbine But the gloves are coming off when I see you Online Yeah, sure, in real life you can knock me on my face But the shit is going down in cyberspace! You better watch out in cyberspace! Gonna disappear, never leave a trace Gonna eff your ass up in cyberspace! I make my own rules in my virtual space I'm a word processor, you're a carbon copy I got a hard drive, and your diskette is floppy. Wow, check out those vectors, I'd like to inspect her... Yeah, fat chance, Mr. Pocket Protector! I know all the short cuts and all the hot keys you're Commodore 64, I'm Power PC So head on home so <b>...</b>


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Winter Girls Song! The Key of Awesome #34!!


Put your hands in the air for the girls of winter! Watch the Behind the Scenes HERE: www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com directed by Tom Small music: Jake Chudnow lyrics: Mark Douglas and Todd Womack Aww yeah lay down that sensual massage jam cus its wintertime. Ohh its cold, but I like it You slip you gloves on Slip your gloves on You wrap a scarf around your neck and face Like a sexy Russian peasant if there is such a thing Then you get one of them things that's not a hat or a headband. It's kinda both What the hell do you call that head muff hatband? I don't know but it's sexy as heeeeeell. And I'm willing to bet it was on sale. It's wintertime and the livin' is freezy Women are like dwarves, grumpy and sneezy Angry faces and chilly cheeks Wind blows so hard that your eyeballs leak Well let me tell you bout my particular fetish See I like a girl's nose when it's runny and reddish The colder it is the more I get hot I'll make out with your nose, I don't mind the snot When it's cold as a witches you know what You can call me a squirrel cus I'm bustin' nuts Walkin' out of the Starbucks with a grande tea Puffy coat makes you look like a Manatee You hit a patch of ice trip slip and fall Right now you don't feel too sexy at all But that's where you're wrong girl, you're lookin' fine. Slidin' down the hill on your behind I don't care if your classy I don't mind if you're trashy Just as long as your skin feels dry and ashy I'll take you home and heat you up cus you're <b>...</b>


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TWILIGHT SUCKS! Emo Vampire Song : The Key of Awesome #3


Twilight sucks? Agree? Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Here's a song about how hard it is to be a non-emo vampire. Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow MORE BARELY: Facebook! www.facebook.com Get the songs on iTunes! itunes.apple.com TShirts! thekeyofawesome.spreadshirt.com Mark's Channel youtube.com Todd's Stuff youtube.com www.twitter.com Follow us on Twitter www.twitter.com www.twitter.com Leave us a voicemail 1-(646)-827-2202 Write us a letter! The Key of Awesome PO Box 23 New York, NY 10113


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Ke$ha - We R Who We R - Music Video Parody: Key of Awesome #30


Kesha is trying 2 hRd. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Mark and Andrea responding to your comments from this vid! www.youtube.com Check out LaDiDa: bit.ly It's an app that helps bad singers make music: www.youtube.com Works on dogs too: www.youtube.com Written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow LYRICS: I'm ridiculous My 15 minutes is almost up I pulled this song out of my butt Hit clubs like Jack Nicklaus Pretendin' I'm bi curious Cus I think its hilurious This towns a zit lets squeeze the puss don't look at us like we're disgust...ing I'm like Gaga with less grace Can't read my tik tok bla bla face Wake up in tubs but never bathe I just use Febrese THAT'S GROSS CHORUS I'm barfing up a lung lung lll-lung I'm making out with bums bums bbb-bums I'm partying with nuns nuns nnn-nuns I'm peein' in your yard I'm trying too hard DAD Ke$ha talk to us There's something that we must discuss It's about your lack of cleanliness When you walk you leave cloud of dust MOM Please girl, take a bath and use some soap Now here's a toothbrush and some scope KE$HA You don't understand what I'm about MOM Did something die inside your mouth? KE$HA I sing like a drunk buffoon Then its fixed with autotune Check out my new Ke$ha perfume It smells like sex and shoes MOM and DAD That's gross KE$HA Hey, let go of my arm arm aaa-arm Hey, that's my chicken parm ppp-parm DAD She's like a St. Bernard nard nard nnn-nard MOM She's <b>...</b>


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Justin Bieber: GAME TRAILER (Parody)


If Justin Bieber had a video game ... it would probably look like this :) MUSIC BY: The Key of Awesome's Jake Chudnow !! www.myspace.com Leave you requests for fake game trailers in the comments or over at www.Facebook.com


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MOON GIRL!


Time to boldly go where no man has gone before! Watch Part 3 HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Watch Part 1 HERE! www.youtube.com Story by Tom Small and Regina Nigro Written by Tom Small with Mark Douglas Music by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow www.myspace.com Vocals by Mark Douglas Direction, Costumes and Graphics by Tom Small Yellow Nerd: Erik Beck Red Nerd/Evil Droid: Tom Small Moon Queen: Ami Lynn Moon Warriors/Gym Girl: Lauren Francesca Moon Face/Jock: Mark Douglas Goth Girl: Regina Nigro LYRICS uh, uh, yeah, yeah, this is a sad jam. Yeah. I was feeling no love from the girls in gym class; In the locker room, I'm getting wedgies up my ass. So we built a ship one afternoon and my buddy and left for the Moon. We landed hard on an alien shore- Gonna boldly go where no man's gone before- We met some alien babes! They were hot and lean, We were the first earth dudes they'd ever seen. Walked up to the queen and said with a smirk, "His name's Chewie. I'm Captain Kirk." Then we started to party with the whole platoon, and now I'm in love with a chick from the Moon. So he asked her to the junior prom as they strolled across the dunes (strolled across the moon dunes) He wants to take her home to meet his mom, his girlfriend from the Moon. The party got crashed by some evil droids, They were pumped up on Ass-Steroids. One grabbed my princess by the hair and said "I'm taking this one to my robot lair." "Excuse me sir, but she's spoken for!" "I'm gonna knock her up <b>...</b>


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The Key of Awesome!: Lady Gaga Telephone Parody (ft Beyonce): Key of Awesome #17


Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com Beyonce is going to do this video whether she likes it or not: It's Lady Gaga's way or the highway. Featuring Lauren Francesca as Lady Gaga Echoe Malone as Beyonce also featuring and written by Mark Douglas Directed by Tom Small Music production by Jake Chudnow Gaga vocals by: Anastasia Douglas Beyonce vocals by: Carolyn Castiglia LYRICS GAGA First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance So I will distract them by getting half naked And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink The kitchen sink sink What do you think think? I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard BEYONCE This video seems goofy you should just do it alone Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones GAGA You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue We poison everyone including a cute dog Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair PPPPPPPPProduct Placement Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement Blood and guts and boobs and buts And I just want to make your head explode Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep That was Lady Gaga in Morse code BEYONCE If you think Im doing this Then youre a crazy bastard You musta blown a gasket Are you trippin on acid As a child were you abused by <b>...</b>


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Lady Gaga: Bad Romance parody (feat. Lord Gaga) #6


Before Lord & Lady Gaga parted, citing creative differences, they made this. Watch Behind the Scenes HERE! www.youtube.com Subscribe! www.youtube.com The video Lady Gaga doesn't want you to see... Written by Mark Douglas Music by Jake Chudnow Directed by Tom Small Lyrics: Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga Lady: Its the future and everything is weird. Check out this guy, hes got a metal beard. I give good headache, I'll make you scream. Is this reality or just a fever dream? I like to jerk and twitch this is how I dance. Its cold in here may I please put on some pants? NOOO! Lord: Chic freak sista fierce work those bitchy gams Those were just some words that only gay men understand. Lord and Lady: Bla bla bla hoo hoo he Everybody look at me. Random stuff random stuff Tell me have you had enough? Chorus: If I love you and you love me, then baby how can we go wrong? This chorus doesnt have anything to do with the rest of the song. Lord: Completely unrelated Im Lady Gaga and Im Lord Gaga Lord and Lady: Sometimes we like to sing like we are underwataah. Lord: You think your weird girl, but Im weirder than you. Let me tell of the weird things that I like to do. Lord: Yesterday I went to church and made out with a nun Then I went up to the roof and stared into the sun. Lady: That is pretty weird but I got you beat I like to wear a bathing suits made out of raw meat. Lord: I put on a tuxedo before I go to bed I send out birthday cards to people who are dead Lady: I <b>...</b>


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RU Smarter than a Booth Babe?


At New York Comicon Rusty Ward interviews Booth Babes to finds out how much they really know about comic books and common sense. Featuring Andrea Feczko. Background music is the instrumental of "Lord Gaga" by Jake Chudnow.


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USA!


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Obama Girl Sucked into the Streamys!


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AIM!


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BRAZIL!!


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World Cup Action! INTERACTIVE Game!


World Cup Action: INTERACTIVE! Subscribe to Vsauce for daily video game comedy and our upcoming FPS game onYouTube: www.youtube.com Choose what you kick and when you kick it -- take on the pros with some of the silliest items ever kicked at human beings :) Designed and edited by Michael Stevens (The Bearded Nun!) ALL music made by Jake Chudnow www.myspace.com


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The Key of Awesome!: Justin Bieber ft. Lil Wayne: Bieber Fever! Key of Awesome #19


Subscribe! www.youtube.com jiggilodanny Directed by Tom Small. Lyrics / Vocals by Mark Douglas. Music Reproduction by Jake Chudnow. Bieber: is Jan Uczkowsk Bieber vocals: Carolyn Castiglia Lil Wayne Vocals by Keith from Up Tha Block www.youtube.com Lyrics: Hey yo, its me again. Im everywhere and Im still rockin lesbian hair Im on your TV Im on your phone I declare this world a Bieber zone Im made of cupcakes, ice cream, and flowers Young girls are helpless to my dark powers They cant stop screaming they dont know why They pee their pants then they fall down and cry Chorus All these shorties got Bieber Bieber Fever They love me like Milfs love Derek Jeter I got em drooling like golden retrievers They all bow down to me cus I am their leader SCIENTIST It starts with screaming, and OMGing Followed by weeping and lots of tweeting Once theyre infected they are insane The only cure is to disable the brain JASPER I hate this pop crap, I like to rock Hes worse than Backstreet Brothers on the Block. CHET Hes aint so bad, he could be worse. (He becomes hypnotized) I think I love him. JASPER (Hes now hypnotized as well) Hey, I saw him first! SCIENTIST If your daughter catches Bieber Bieber fever Chop off her head with a meat cleaver REPORTER Can adults contract Bieber fever? SCIENTIST Yes! But its mostly single moms and substitute teachers. Lil Wayne Weezy F. Baby and you know Im paid I dont want to drink no Bieber Kool aid I sip on syrup and smoke that Cheeba Im way too gangta for <b>...</b>


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HIT!


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Throw Poop at Chris Brown!


Chris Brown Punch Out! The game starts here: www.youtube.com "Kill Your TV" song by Jake Chudnow www.myspace.com Brought to you by Barelydigital.com


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Chris Brown Hit by a Chair!


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Obama Girl Votes Earth and Saves the World


Visit voteearth2009.org to learn how you can help between the global election between earth and global warming. Music by Jake Chudnow www.myspace.com -


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Did You Know 5.0


Intriguing tech statistics set to pretentious music! Jessica Simpson vs. Albert Einstein! Music by Jake Chudnow: www.myspace.com Also, do us a big favor and take this short survey -- get an obama girl picture and chance at signed gear: tinyurl.com --


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