The Shins - Know Your Onion (OFFICIAL VIDEO)


The Shins on Sub Pop www.subpop.com "Know Your Onion" from the album Oh, Inverted World: www.subpop.com


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The Shins - Know Your Onion! (HQ Gilmore Girls soundtrack)


"Know Your Onion!" by The Shins is the song Rory was listening to when the guidance counselor interrupted her at lunch at Chilton at the start of the episode, "Like Mother, Like Daughter" (Season 2, Episode 7).


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Know Your Onion (covered by Of Montreal)


Of Montreal covering Know Your Onion


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The Shins live@lowlands 2007 - Know Your Onion!


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The Shins + The Ruby Suns - "Know Your Onion!" @ The Enmore


Support act, NZ's The Ruby Suns, join The Shins for the encore. If the camera seems shaky at times, it's due to the floor moving because everyone was jumping up and down! (Aug 10 2007)


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Grotesco - The trial part 1


"Swing low Sweet Chariot! Coming forth to carry me hooome!" They say a man can walk a thousand miles and still don't know his butt from behind. Well I say a man can walk two yards and find the crown la-crue and that's a fruit. Mr. Cubkin? Mr. McKana-whoie-dooie-looie? yeah. Billy Bob Craskin.. Tounry-at-lawden. What can I offer you two Gentlemen ah? Well I have a cap of caffee and a postachio nutt Mary Sue. Cup of coffee and postachio nutts.. and for you fer? Well I'll have one beers please? Anyfing else fer? That pretty smile of yours would doolie doo fine. Whisle - Frisky! Mmm Mmmm You sure don't waste any time. You know I admurl you for taking this chase. A lot of people down here in cash-a-roo say you joined the hoola hoola club. Well Billy Bob People say tally ho. and the hoola hoola club aint the whistle. Well Well well What had we here? A Momma's boy from new york city! Yeeeeee HAw! Macaroon Tommy Jr. I aint talking to you billy Bob! I'm talkin to dis here Danny Gluver. So that he can keep his nosey posey rosey in the can! Now Scram! My Nosey posey rosey chosey mosey stay right here in the can, till the cam fry. Be deeded. I gibba-la-gibb the Microsoft Word to district attorney Poland Barker. Thank you your onion. Ladies gentleman uh and extras on the curby. Why are we here today? Why aren't we at home with our mammels watching razeball. I know why we are here. It because of that man over there. Because if it wasn't fer him we would be outta here faster than two <b>...</b>


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The Shins - Girl on the Wing


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The Shins - Australia (OFFICIAL VIDEO)


The Shins on Sub Pop www.subpop.com "Australia" from Wincing The Night Away: www.subpop.com Video directed by Matt Mccormick.


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Knowing your body type and why are garlic and onion bad


Andreas responds to the question I'm reading through your book, "Timeless Secrets of Health and Rejuvenation," and I was hoping you'd help me with a couple questions: 1. How do you know your body type. I find that I possess qualities from each of the types. None seems to fit better than the others. 2. Why are raw garlic and raw onion bad? I squeeze raw garlic on every salad I eat. 3. If you have candida, why would fermented cabbage be bad for you? Wouldn't the beneficial flora derived from eating fermented cabbage help rid the body of candida? I make my own and thought it was helping. Thanks in advance. ~Matt


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Shins Caring is Creepy Live


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Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up


Music video by Rick Astley performing Never Gonna Give You Up. YouTube view counts pre-VEVO: 2573462 (C) 1987 PWL


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Should The Government Stop Dumping Money Into A Giant Hole?


With the economy sliding deeper into a recession, panelists discuss whether it's time to stop throwing our money into a massive pit out in the desert.


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The Health Benefits of Onions


www.karenrothnutrition.com You know there are onions that make your eyes water and others that don't. What happens is when we cut an onion, rupture its cell walls, a specific phytonutrient allyl sulfate which is produced when sulfur compounds are released and that causes your eyes to tear up. And its this very same compound that is very beneficial in maintaining normal blood sugar levels. Onions also contain a concentrated source of Quercetin which has an anti-inflammatory effect and is often seen in natural allergy remedies. The yellow onions contain the most Quercetin while the sweeter onions, like Maui or Vidalia onions, the ones that dont make you tear up, will have the least amount of nutrients. This is because they are left in the soil longer, where much of their carbohydrates turn to sugar, which is why they are sweet, but at the same time, much of the nutrients are lost during the longer stay in the ground. So the stronger the smell, the healthier the onion is for you. Onions are also a very good source of chromium and studies with diabetics have shown that chromium not only decreases fasting blood glucose levels, but also decreases total cholesterol and triglycerides levels while increase HDL levels which is very beneficial for the heart. Onions are also high in fiber and Vitamin C. Known for their anti-inflammatory properties, this is a food that would benefit those with arthritis, asthma and consider eating onions the next time you have a cold and you are <b>...</b>


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The Shins - Phantom Limb - Live in San Francisco, Outside Lands 8-12-11


The Shins - Phantom Limb (w/ Pam Berry intro) - San Francisco, Live, Outside Lands Festival Friday 8-12-11, 1st row in HD, at the Polo Fields at Golden Gate Park. The front row crowd was so nice that many of the band's friends actually came down to sit with us on the guard rails. First time I've ever seen that at a concert... Other Tidbits: Many of the fans around me jokingly remarked how different the band looks now compared to when they last played ~4 years ago. I believe only James Mercer and Dave Hernandez are the only original members.. The security staff was quite nice, which probably is what kept everybody in a convivial mood. For example, during intermissions, some even handed out free Kind fruit and nut bars to the front row fans, along with various chips, candy and ear plugs. And that's probably why many of the VIP guests of the performing bands felt comfortable enough to come down from the side stage to sit on the steps of the front row barricade. Usually, security doesn't even allow people to place their bags on those steps, let alone have a guest sit there. That and The Shins isn't a really band that you crowd surf to.. :P Last year, the fog blowing on stage did not need to be artificially generated, but this year it did, even though it was overcast and cold throughout the day in San Francisco. There was also a relatively strong breeze blowing towards the stage, so all the beach balls being bounced around in the crowd kept on getting blown up onto the stage <b>...</b>


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How to Charge an iPod using electrolytes and an onion


In this episode we show you how to charge your iPod (or other mp3 player) for up to 20 minutes using electrolytes derived from Gatorade or Powerade which are then stored within the cells of an onion. You will need: 1. 1 White onion 2. 2 cups of Gatorade 3. Screwdriver 4. iPod and USB cableDisclaimer: As with this experiment and all other HouseHold Hacker videos. We cannot be held responsible for damage or mistakes made if attempting the experiments. These projects are for demonstration purposes only and should not be attempted at home. Note: *This video is a parody*


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Scrubs - The More You Know


Hillarious spoof PSA from one of my favorite shows, Scrubs!


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In The Know: Has Halloween Become Overcommercialized?


Panelists discuss whether Halloween candy and costumes have distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest.


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Wine, Sauce and Style with Gianni Russo at Nino's


www.behindtheburner.com When Gianni Russo puts on his Brioni suit, you know he means business. At Nino's, The Godfather's infamous trouble maker stirs up a zesty pasta dish you can't refuse. Once a movie crook, this super-cook will help sharpen your knife skills... to chop onions fit for the entire family. He'll finish you off with a few glasses of his Prosecco and signature wine! "Technique Use a sweet white onion, like a Maui onion. The sweetness will balance out the acidity of the tomato. Tip: Don't let the onion slip away-chop it in half and slice with a long sharp knife. Keep the toe of the knife away from you, ensure the end is closer to the knife to prevent runaways. Technique: Slice your pepperoni in half and lay the flat side down. Chop long slivers and then dice to desired thickness. Trick: Sauté your onions and pepperoni in a modest amount of extra virgin olive oil. Pepperoni has its own fat that will release when heated. Tip: Control the spice by adding the chili later so everyone can adjust. " Enjoy discounted culinary tools and ingredients at www.behindtheburner.com


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Are We Giving Robots Too Much Power?


Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives. More coverage at: onion.com


The Onion

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Hangin' Onions in the Air.mp4


You know it's time to harvest your onions when the tops are wilted and the bulbs are sticking out of the ground. So we spent the afternoon pulling them out and braiding them together to cure for storage.


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Is The Government Spying On Schizophrenics Enough?


In The Know: Panelists discuss ways to care for the nation's paranoid schizophrenics, such as hiding cameras in their homes or audio transmitters in their ears. More coverage at: www.onion.com


The Onion

You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Chop Onion


Learn how to chop onion the right way! Your onion deserves the best - even, parallel slices are the way to clean onion geometry. ======================CHOW.com========================= Didn't know that you were doing it wrong? To avoid any future mistakes, bone up with a few more You're Doing It All Wrong videos: www.youtube.com For more recipes, stories and videos, check out www.chow.com CHOW on Twitter: twitter.com CHOW on Facebook: www.facebook.com ========================================================


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Pizza in Japan


Pizza in Japan is rather small and hard on the wallet as compared to the good old US. If you get to know your area you can find a good deal but its always more here. You do get more for your buck in return with some pretty exotic styles and that awesome Japanese twist. I almost never order out due to how convenient Japan is but for You Tube I figured Id get a big fancy Pizza La pie. Making a pizza for 500 yen from the super market is my usual method but thanks to my friend Julian I found a REAL PIZZA PLACE right in my back yard. You could go to a fancy better than thou Italian place in a suit or order a sad little disk of cracker and cheese at any izakaya... Naaaaa! Rocco's New York Style Pizza is the way to go. Right at Oji station. Call them: 03-3906-9710 Tuesday to Saturday 11:00 to 21:00 Sunday 11:00 to 20:00 Closed on Monday MENU Cheese Pizza: 1 slice 350yen Medium pie 36cm 14" 2400yen Large pie 46cm 18" 2700yen TOPPINGS 25yen per slice 200yen per pizza Pepperoni, Italian sausage, Ham, Wieners, Onion, Green pepper, Mushrooms, Corn, Broccoli, Spinach, Eggplant, Pineapple, Fresh garlic, Fresh tomato, Jalapenos, Black olives, Anchovies, Shrimp, Squid, Baby scallops, Extra cheese (mozzarella/cheddar) SIDES Garlic Knots 2 for 200yen/ 4 for 350yen Chips & Salsa 350yen Chips and Wicked homemade chili 450yen Salad 100yen ROCCO'S NEW YORK STYLE PIZZA 03-3906-9710 TAKE OUT OK And THEY DELIVER!! Call for delivery area specifics. More on Pizza in Japan by runnyrunny999: Pizza in <b>...</b>


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Bboy Onion RIP (with translations)


Please click 'more'. THIS IS THE NO-INTERVIEW VERSION (to stay within the 10 minute upload limit). Watch the video response for the interviews. Bboy Onion from 20th Century Boys, Korea. He was killed in a hit-and-run car accident in June 2006. He is my favorite bboy ever. Watch how he barely cared about winning. Learn from this legend. Partial translations of the interviews in the 'old' video (with interviews) from sukkie (member of Bboyworld): I'll just roughly translate what he said: 1 min 42 (old vid) : I am just going to have fun and enjoy myself, the other teams are putting everything on the line for this, but for me, I am just going to have fun. 6 min (old vid) : Hey, I can't use my real name but you can call me Onion Kim and I am the leader of Onion village crew, I aint a comedian but I just wanted to have fun bboyin and came up with a 'fun' name. The letter, from Bruce Lee, member of Gambler crew: I thought you'd be be here the longest but you've departed so quickly.. I regret not seeing you often - I remember how we used to train together back in the days.. It's already been five years, though it doesn't seem so long ago.. even back then you enjoyed your life to the fullest! I wanted to take you out on a spin.. but I aint worried for you, because I know that your going to be sweet where ever you may be.. rest in peace ㅠㅠ


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Green Garden HARVEST: How to Harvest Onions


Patrick the Green Gardener explains when and how to harvest your onion crop. The importance of knowing when to harvest and how long onions will last. If you would like to follow the Green Gardener's daily activities please join me at: http


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Pudina Chutney (Mint Chutney) www.inHouseRecipes.com


This video is in Hindi with English Subtitles. This is the recipe of that delicious green chutney that you pour on the onion salad and eat with Nan and other vegetables in a restaurant. Enjoy and let us know your feedback.


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The Tear Garden - You and Me and Rainbows (Part 1 of 2)


Tired Eyes Slowly Burning, 1987 You're number eight. Your name is Jane, with black hair, braids, and black lines around your eyes... Shades to hide your habit. I don't know your age, though you guessed mine... My sign. Your sign! The opening line is always just the same. The same intention, destination. You and me and rainbows. Loaded guns attract. We know the rules, we don't react. We wait in hope, we don't expect - You and me and rainbows. Down here everything is fine. We have a straw, we have a line. We have a bag, a rock, a mountain with a string of shepherds driving lions. Aiming skewers at the sheep... face down, asleep in onion fields. The frying fields. The worms... they peep through holes which once were eyes. They thrive... they bake although we painted out the sky and the sun. There's only thunder, and you and me and raindows. Let's hide out in the lay-by, let the time fly by. Tonight's disguise - a car crash with our wheels like shattered stars, our dashboard charred. Our windscreen... a graveyard for the flies (we're fast!) The hungry flies are circling, mourning as the watchers squat with cameras, cakes and flasks. They're spying, spitting as the blue light flashes, axes swing. We're broken wings, but still we'll fly and we'll reach our destination - you and me and rainbows. And if we turn the lights down low and watch the sky cry through the window... Will I watch your fingers grow and stretch like butterflies? The shadows flexing, licking toes, and <b>...</b>


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CAKE Comfort Eagle and Stickshifts and Safetybelts


CAKE liVe at pinkpop great quality Comfort Eagle lyrics We are building a religion We are building it bigger We are widening the corridors And adding more lanes We are building a religion A limited edition We are now accepting callers For these pendant key chains To resist it is useless It is useless to resist it His cigarette is burning But he never seems to ash He is grooming his poodle He is living comfort eagle You can meet at his location But you'd better come with cash Now his hat is on backwards He can show you his tatoos He is in the music business He is calling you "DUDE!" Now today is tomorrow And tomorrow today And yesterday is weaving in and out And the fluffy white lines That the airplane leaves behind Are drifting right in front Of the waning of the moon He is handling the money He's serving the food He knows about your party He is calling you "DUDE!" Now do you believe In the one big sign The doublewide shine On the bootheels of your prime Doesn't matter if you're skinny Doesn't matter if you're fat You can dress up like a sultan In your onion head hat We are building a religion We are making a brand We're the only ones to turn to When your castles turn to sand Take a bite of this apple Mr. corporate events Take a walk through the jungle Of cardboard shanties and tents Some people drink Pepsi Some people drink Coke The wacky morning DJ Says democracy's a joke He says now do you believe In the one big song He's now accepting callers Who would like to sing <b>...</b>


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Knife skills


Knife skills are an important technique to learn if you want to be safe in the kitchen. Chef Jason Hill shows you how to cut an onion with a chef's knife. Today you'll learn how to dice, how to slice and how to mince onions. For dicing, first remove the stem end of the onion. Set up and cut in half down through the root. Peel first layer of skin off. Leaving the root end on keeps the onion together while you are dicing. With your free hand, tucking your fingers, hold down the onion and begin to make cuts in the onion, using your free hand as a guide for your blade. For a finer dice, you can make a cut or two down the center of the onion. Again, tucking your fingers, hold down the onion and begin to dice the onion. Keep your fingers tucked at all times. To slice an onion, I remove the root end and remove the first layer of skin. Set the onion flat. You can turn the onion and begin slicing. This thickness works great for salads or fajitas. While we're at it, you probably want to know how to mince garlic or shallots. I lay the garlic or shallot on its flat side and begin to make tiny 1/8th inch slices through the shallot. Carefully make several cross section cuts into the shallot, moving your fingertips backward as you cut. Finally, make 1/8th inch slices down the shallot. Now you are mincing! This method works great for garlic as well. Remember the speed will come with time. Thanks for watching.


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The Beatles Glass Onion (2009 Stereo Remaster)


A custom Music Video for the 1968 song Glass Onion from the self titled album, also known as "The White Album," using film from 1962-1968. "Glass Onion" is a song by The Beatles from The Beatles primarily written by John Lennon and credited to Lennon/McCartney. This is the first track on the White Album to feature Ringo Starr on drums. Starr briefly left the group during recording sessions for the album and was replaced on drums by Paul McCartney on both "Back in the USSR" and "Dear Prudence".The song refers to several earlier Beatles' songs, including "Strawberry Fields Forever", "I Am the Walrus", "Lady Madonna", "The Fool on the Hill", and "Fixing a Hole". There are also subtle, passing references to "There's a Place", "I'm Looking Through You", and "Within You Without You". The song also refers to the "Cast Iron Shore", a coastal area of south Liverpool, known to local people as "The Cazzy". The song's "The Walrus was Paul" lyric is both a reference to "I Am the Walrus" and Lennon saying "something nice to Paul" in response to changes in their relationship at that time. Later, the line was interpreted as a "clue" in the "Paul is dead" urban legend that alleged McCartney died in 1966 during the recording of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band and was replaced by a look-alike and sound-alike. The line is preceded with "Well, here's another clue for you all". Lennon himself dismissed any deep meaning to the mysterious lyrics: I threw the line in—'the Walrus was Paul <b>...</b>


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The Tear Garden - You and Me and Rainbows (Part 2 of 2)


Tired Eyes Slowly Burning, 1987 You're number eight. Your name is Jane, with black hair, braids, and black lines around your eyes... Shades to hide your habit. I don't know your age, though you guessed mine... My sign. Your sign! The opening line is always just the same. The same intention, destination. You and me and rainbows. Loaded guns attract. We know the rules, we don't react. We wait in hope, we don't expect - You and me and rainbows. Down here everything is fine. We have a straw, we have a line. We have a bag, a rock, a mountain with a string of shepherds driving lions. Aiming skewers at the sheep... face down, asleep in onion fields. The frying fields. The worms... they peep through holes which once were eyes. They thrive... they bake although we painted out the sky and the sun. There's only thunder, and you and me and raindows. Let's hide out in the lay-by, let the time fly by. Tonight's disguise - a car crash with our wheels like shattered stars, our dashboard charred. Our windscreen... a graveyard for the flies (we're fast!) The hungry flies are circling, mourning as the watchers squat with cameras, cakes and flasks. They're spying, spitting as the blue light flashes, axes swing. We're broken wings, but still we'll fly and we'll reach our destination - you and me and rainbows. And if we turn the lights down low and watch the sky cry through the window... Will I watch your fingers grow and stretch like butterflies? The shadows flexing, licking toes, and <b>...</b>


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Are Our Children Learning Enough About Whales?


In The Know: Panelists discuss a new report that found only 84% of education funding goes to teaching children about whales. More coverage at: onion.com


The Onion

SONIC "Heart's Desire" - Man Riding Giant Jalapeno Pepper


Cheesy Tots on your chili fries? Sure! At Sonic, you know darn well that you can have anything your heart desires. Lasso not included. This is how you Sonic.... Sonic customer: "So I can get anything on my burger?" Sonic Cashier: "That's right, sir. Anything. This is Sonic!" Customer: "Really..." LYRICS: This is how you Sonic, Where you can get everything your heart desires Sonic, Where you can get cheesy tots on your chili fries You know darn well that only hot dogs can quell what you're feeling inside So why stop there? Add some pickle spears and jalapeno peppers Get some onion rings on your Sonic burgers, and maybe some ranch Get a limeaid too... Sonic Hop: "Sir? Sir?" Customer: "Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were a cheesy tot." Description: This commercial begins with a man getting ready to order at a Sonic drive-up spot. He confirms that he can get anything on his burger and then starts to imagine the possibilities, which takes us into a daydream sequence. It begins with him flying through space through a series of giant onion rings. He flies past a giant strawberry milkshake with people roller skating around it carrying trays of food. Then the employees are throwing oversized tater tots through the onion rings and into a basket of chili fries. The man then navigates through a bunch of huge swinging hotdogs after which he bursts out from inside a pickle, riding on a giant jalapeno pepper that takes off like a rocket. Once it's in the air, he sits on in like it's a <b>...</b>


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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (live)


Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals" Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the anecdote Women wave your panty-hoes, sing the chorus and it goes 1- I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Cuz I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up, please stand up Will Smith don <b>...</b>


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How Can We Make The War In Iraq More Eco-Friendly


Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees' testicles with wind power. More coverage at: onion.com


The Onion

In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A Shit?


Panelists discuss the many ways in which our educational system caters to students who try, care, are awake.


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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady [HD] [Lyrics]


Lyrics to The Real Slim Shady : May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like ya never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door And started whooping her ass worse than before They first were divorce, throwin?her over furniture (Ahh!) It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They got the Discovery Channel don't they? "We ain't nothing but mammals" Well, some of us cannibals Who cut other people <b>...</b>


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Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive


Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!


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