
Download from iTunes: bit.ly In the words of Nice Peter, Click to Tweet this Vid-ee-oh! clicktotweet.com Add Lil Deuce Deuce on facebook and twitter: www.facebook.com twitter.com LYRICS Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History! vs. Epic Meal Time! BEGIN! Harley: Listen up, haters! Throw down, let's go! For your last meal, I'm serving up some mother****ing crow! You can call yourself epic, but I own the word like a boss! Gonna carve you to pieces and make you into meat sauce! My lyrical style is so stupid, it's smart Gonna deep fry your skinny ass and tear you apart Cover you in Jack Daniels, and wrap you in bacon strips Bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips, bacon strips! I just said bacon strips five straight times Next level rap skills, don't even need to make it rhyme Next time, we eat the sweet taste of victory Time's up, ERB, you about to be history Nice Peter: Why you still talking? Please! Quit wasting my time Like Stephen Hawking, I'll give a brief history of rhyme Control the force like Darth Vader, forbidden skills, verboten Got bigger muscles than Hulk, Linda and even Brooke Hogan And Lloyd Ahlquist, my follically-challenged partner in crime Is tougher than Macho Man and Chuck Norris combined You want beef? We'll barbeque your ass like ragin' cajun Cuz we're hardcore heatscores, perma-burnt like Carl Sagan You censor your words with the sound of a bird What's the matter, bitch, afraid that your mommy mighta heard? I don't give a fuck, you pathetic poutine <b>...</b>
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