
This is my PARODY of Jay-Z's hit, "Empire State of Mind", about Jewish culture. LYRICS: No matta the time of day, no matter the weather, I'd have it no other way, I'll be Jew fo eva, No I ain't a Rabbi, but I rock a yarmulke, And every December that's when I celebrate Hannukah Hannukah's the bombest, don't wanna create fights, But instead of celebratin 1, we go 8 nights, That's the holiday when, I light the menorah, With my fam', singin as we all dance the horah, I eat that pastrami, on a roll or rye bread, You can tell I'm Jewish by the dark hair up on my head, I drink Manischewitz wine, like it ain't nothin, But before I take a sip, boray peri hagafen, And before I walk through front doors I check if, I see a mezuzah i give it a little kiss, Yeah I keep it kosher, No it ain't hard to see Tell by my Seder dish , that I most definitely Don't eat pork, but I eat that potato knish, And that gefilte fish, I can't consume pork, My Mother really wants me to, marry another jew Who can't consume pork, 'sume pork, 'sume pork Watch me when I'm bored, I'm madd skilled with a dreidel, Or see me servin' matzoh ball soup with a ladle, I had a Bar Mitzvah, that's when I became a man, Biggest moment of my life was nervous when that day began, My dad's an accountant, that means he's his own boss, And he likes his potato latkes dipped in apple sauce, Passover, Rosh Hashanah, Purim, I have a blast, But on Yom Kippur, it's the worst, cause i gotta fast, Rock a Star of Savid, and I feel so <b>...</b>
Jay-Z
Spoof
Parody
Jew-Z
Empire
State
of
Mind
Jewish
Culture
Judaism
Hebrew
Rap
Song
Matzoh
Dreidel
Hannukah
Rabbi
Yarmulke
Menorah
Horah
Pastrami
Roll
Rye
Bread
Manischewitz
Wine
Mezuzah
Kosher
Pork
Seder
Dish
Plate
Potato
Knish
Gefilte
Fish
Ball
Soup
Bar
Mitzvah
Accountant
Latke
Passover
Rosh
Hashanah
Purim
Yom
Kippur
Star
David
Sabbath
Brisket
Gelt
Atom
Winston