HOW LONG CAN PEOPLE HOLD THEIR BREATH? Average people can hold their breath (above water) for 45 - 90 seconds. If you think this challenge was too easy, then try it underwater! The current world record for the longest breath held is 8:58 without the aid of an oxygen machine (like David Blane used for his 17 minute breath). My best (above water) time is 2:02 (122 seconds). $10000 IN 15 SECONDS: If I gave you $10000 to do a 15 second video response, you would right? Well Sanyo IS giving away $10k for just that! Submit your 15 second video or check out others!: www.eztrackz.com WHAT IF SOMEONE DIES? It's impossible to kill yourself while simply holding your breath. If you pass out before 83 seconds, then I think you've got bigger problems that you need to see a doctor about! Use common sense. Don't cover your nose or mouth (with anything) while holding your breath and STOP holding your breath when I tell you it's time to breath. USE YOUR COMMON SENSE! If you think that playing this game will hurt you, then either play at your own risk or DON'T PLAY AT ALL! MORE ABOUT MY CAMERA: The camera I used to make this video was from Sanyo's new line of Xacti HD camcorders which will be coming out later this Spring. The VPC-WH1 features a waterproof casing, 720p HD video, 2 mega-pixel still images, and a super easy menu system ALL for under $400! IS SANYO PAYING ME? YES, Sanyo did ask me (and a few other popular YouTubers) to test out their new line of Sanyo Xacti's. No matter what <b>...</b>

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Make Poop by Mr. Safety was performed live with Jay "Filthy Stinky Honky" Smith at the Speak Easy Lounge in Modesto, California on December 4th 2005. Cory Williams aka Mr. Safety is a comedy song writer and can be found on www.smpfilms.com or www.myspace.com/smpmrsafety

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Not my favorite, but some one will like this one I'm sure. I almost didn't post this video, but what the hell right? What do I have to lose? More dignity? lol.. I'm not even sure if I have any of that left anyway.. pretty soon I'm going to start owing dignity, but to whom? If you were one of the few who actually liked this song, feel free to download it if you want at: www.purevolume.com -Cory "Mr. Safety"

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This video was filmed in Memphis, TN while touring in 2005. The song was written by me back in late 2005.

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Horrible, yet amusing. Many beers went into the making of this music video. I just wanted to show people what I'm really like when I'm drunk. I like to make wierd songs for some reason. If this is the first time you've ever seen my videos.. don't worry.. this isn't my best, lol.. it's my absolute worst! -Cory "Mr. Safety" YouTube Gathering As One The FIZZ the101ondirectv Cory Williams SMP Films Mr. Safety smpfilms

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TRANSLATED LYRICS: Do you speak pig latin? if you speak pig latin then you're cool like me! I love to mess with people cause I am dumb I speak pig latin every day and you should too! x 2 I believe everybody has brains I also believe only half get used I may say that I am dumb, I am but don't think I don't use my own brains, cause I do are you ready to test your mind with Mr. Safety REVERSE RIDDLE Do you speak pig latin? DOWNLOAD THE FREE MP3: www.myspace.com Enjoy! - Cory "Mr. Safety" Williams

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LINKS: To see "The FIZZ", just go to my profile to see watch the 3rd video titled "The FIZZ". To DOWNLOAD my music FREE, go to: www.purevolume.com (songs include: Haters Inc, I Will Not Pay, Make Poop, and over 30 more). To hear more from Guilty Bystander, go to: www.myspace.com About not wearing a helmet.. yes, I know I'm supose to be "Mr. Safety" but come on.. I'm a stuntman (please accept my lame excuse) : )

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MYSPACE: www.myspace.com TWITTER: twitter.com STICKAM: stickam.com BLOGTV: www.blogtv.com FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com

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Wrote song and made video in 10 hrs!

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Made by: BigDaveUK It's the 25th best video of all time on Lionhead's "Movies" website. Movies is a game where you direct your own movies on your computer. It's almost like sims, but specifily for making movies. If you want to download it, here's the link: movies.lionhead.com

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Consider this video to be the "DVD Menu" of my videos from YouTube Live. I had a blast! Enjoy the vids! About THIS video: We all have different tastes in music and obviously this wasn't mine, but I didn't see anyone else filming so I decided to capture the moment. I have total respect for the band who played, but again... it just wasn't my thing, that's all.

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Some clips from King Of Queens involving Arthur Spooner and his new defence against crime.

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Nathan Wills was born on the same exact day as me & we share a lot of similarities. It's as if he is who I would be if I were born in the UK. Have you ever met anyone born on the same day as you? This is what I started thinking about at 5AM, just before Nathan Wills twittered it! So weird, lol

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The sound is out of sync because YouTube freezes in the first second of the video. I tried uploading it twice, but it didn't work. Sorry peoples : ( This video wasn't ment to start a war between Mac and PC users, nor was it made to brag... The point of this video was just to say "I got a new computer, so give me some time to learn it". I'm not comparing my Mac to ALL PCs, I'm just comparing it to mine. OLD COMPUTER: Sony Vaio PCV-RS220 2.53 Ghz Pentium 4 760 MB Ram (Maxed out) All hard drives 295 Gig (Disk + 2 bays) Radeon 7500 64MB PCI graphics card (crap) NEW COMPUTER: Mac Pro double 3.0 Ghz Quad Core Intel Zeon 5100 1 gig RAM (up to 16 gigs max) 250 gig hard drive (up to 3TB in 4 bays) Radeon X1900 XT 512MB PCI-X Graphics Card + 3 more open slots for more video cards For now I'll be using my PC to edit my YouTube videos until I get use to Final Cut Pro. -Cory "Mr. Safety"

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Check out the other vid we shot that day! www.youtube.com Cory rules, www.youtube.com Cory and I wanted to shoot a couple vids sooo we did! :) More in the works if you want to see. Thanks for watchin and give me some feedback! Peace, Orf

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www.youtube.com www.youtube.com www.twitter.com Mr. Safety is kickin' it like it's 1998. Read my blog! woodytondorf.wordpress.com

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Steve-O didn't inspire me because he was crazy. He inspired me because he was who he wanted to be. HERE'S WHAT LEAD TO THIS VIDEO: In August 2004, during Steve-O's Don't Try This @ Home Tour in Modesto, California, he saw me in the crowd and brought me on stage to do the show with him. We drank some beers together, squeezed lemons in each other's eyes, and performed some balancing acts. Back stage that night he told me something that changed my life forever... he said "These shows are like Make A Wish for people who need confidence.". I then told him that I was working my way to become an entertainer, then he said, "Take what I gave you tonight and remember that. If you really want to do this, then don't give up... MAKE IT HAPPEN!". His words were especially clear to me that night because it just so happened that I was at the show promoting my videos to the people in the crowd by giving out free DVDs of my work. As the years went by, I started noticing that Steve-O was falling apart due to his drug habits... in fact, here's a video of Steve-O, just before rehab: www.youtube.com At this point, I had already learned the hardships people go through to become successful entertainers. So to pay him back for the inspiration he gave me, it became one of my life missions to remind Steve-O of what he has done for myself and many others. After the Maxim party, I met back up with Steve-O and had a heart to heart talk with him about his impact on life. I finally got to say what I've <b>...</b>

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www.youtube.com www.youtube.com Mr. Safety's grudge match with Jacob backfires. Read my blog! woodytondorf.wordpress.com Follow me, stalkers! http

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MYSPACE: www.myspace.com TWITTER: twitter.com STICKAM: stickam.com BLOGTV: www.blogtv.com

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BE ON MY TEAM! Post your supernote as a video response to my little sis's video!: www.youtube.com TO LEARN ABOUT THIS CONTEST, GO HERE: www.youtube.com BTW, Katers17 isn't really my sister... she's just a good friend of mine : )

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The reactions are 100% real and no one took offense once they realized who I really was. MUSIC BY: Nathan Wills www.youtube.com

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IF YOU'D LIKE TO BE ON "The FIZZ", just contact the producers via email at: theFizz@the101onDirectv.com Video submissions for the TV show are due by Monday, January 8th. So jump on it if you want to make it on episode 4! If you can't, then try for episode 5 in 2 weeks. "The FIZZ" is a nationwide television show on DirecTV channel 101 which airs nearly every day of the week. See my profile for a preview of the last episode. MICHAEL BERMAN is the guy who came up with the camera pictures, so check out his profile: www.youtube.com Music was by: Guilty Bystander www.myspace.com Mr. Safety www.myspace.com

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Mr. Safety ( SMPFILMS ) was on the Tyra show on Sept. 17th 2008. Just posting this for anyone who missed Cory! www.youtube.com **This video is copyright of The Tyra Banks Show ~ www.tyrashow.com

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Never heard of Mr. Safety? He's Corey (SMPFilms): www.youtube.com And I'm allowed to bust on him for things that I do too. So piss off if you're one of his 7 fans.

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Check out our FAVORITE VIDEO! youtu.be Special Edition DVD! bit.ly Thanks for supporting us!! Beforeyou leave mean comments, just know that our friend Ponce (the Cop) is an awesome and talented young dude who loves performing and making light of his Down syndrome. He's a smart and funny guy, and has complete awareness of his actions and decisions. And we all had a great time shooting "Retarded Policeman!" DOES PONCE GET PAID FOR THIS!? YES!!! He's not only our friend, but also this is a real acting job for him. The more people who subscribe and watch, the more money he makes. (More subscribers = more views = more money for Ponce.) THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING! Special thanks to Cory "Mr. Safety" Williams: www.youtube.com Retarded Policeman: The Series series created by Greg Benson & Kim Evey based on an idea by Kim Evey directed & edited by Greg Benson written by Greg Benson starring Josh "The Ponceman" Perry guest starring Cory Williams & Jody Hoelle associate producer Scott Perry theme song by Greg Benson camera by Greg Benson sound by Scott Perry bouncing by Valerie Querns More Videos! www.mediocrefilms.com Follow the Funny! http In Your Face! facebook.com Tags: retardid police man boy down syndrome slow mediocre films comedy short film police officer traffic cop LAPD NYPD safety retard tard nice funny cute dumb crazy spoof parody sketch series weird silly love happy goofy laugh haha humor actor "hollywood actor" joke jokes fun man woman guy girl dude relationship <b>...</b>

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This clip illustrates how similar appearing metal objects have different magnetic qualities and is a demonstration for the book Practical MR Physics.

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Mr. Safety is my insiration for the things I plan to do on YouTube, I thought it would be cool to post a video of one of his songs

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This is a response video to Pee by SMPfilms www.youtube.com Music is by Cory Williams aka Mr. Safety. Check out Mr Safety's Playlist of Poop www.youtube.com much of which contains videos he has done that were flagged. Actually it is not a tulip twist it is a marriage twist here is how to do it. www.youtube.com My Special Message to Cory Williams of SMPfilms On December 2, 2008 YouTube made one of their most controversial decisions in their blog post titled, "A YouTube for All of Us." www.youtube.com That was one of the steps YouTube made in making this website more advertizer friendly. Caxsmith made a good point in her recent video response to you www.youtube.com in that kids do not belong on YouTube. Although she got a lot of heat for that from the audience, most of which were underage, she is correct. According to the TOS you cannot have an account if you are under the age of 13 and anyone under the age of 18 must have their parents consent. The reason is YouTube knows it can't police it's own site. Too many videos are uploaded every day. That is why YouTube relies on us the users to flag videos that we find are inappropriate. So was your video inappropriate? I don't think it was. Perhaps my respect for you is clouding my judgement but lets take a look. There was no nudidy. There was not even the sound of urine. All we saw was you standing next to an electric fence. Remember hands in the toaster. That looked real too, until you added in the video description that it was <b>...</b>

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MRI Safety -- Level 1: Staff and Facility Personnel (16 min) visit us @www.falckproductions.com MRI Safety -- Level 1: Staff and Facility Personnel, created in conjunction with www.rad-planning.com, reviews the most common safety hazards associated with an MR scanner. The strong magnetic field can pose serious hazards if those who work near the MR Suite do not follow proper safety precautions. MRI Safety -- Level 1: Staff and Facility Personnel reviews the dangers associated with the magnetic field and teaches how to work safely within an MR facility or hospital. Facility personnel that are not formally trained in a Radiology program must be aware of correct procedures for routine and emergency situations at MR facilities and hospitals. This film serves as a valuable introduction or refresher to MRI safety for non-MR personnel that must work near the MR Suite. The DVD menu separates the below training points into chapters, making the individual chapters ideal for daily safety meetings or behavior-based safety programs • MRI Hazards • Implants and Electronics • Cryogen Awareness • Missile Effect • General Safety Procedures • MR Safety Boundaries (Zones) • MR Item Classification System o MR Safe/MR Conditional/MR Unsafe • Emergency Response Procedures View the free online full film preview @ www.falckproductions.com www.mrisafetyvideo.net

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My video response to Cory's challenge to add a caption to the photo he took of Loki and Sparta. :)

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I ACTUALY CALLED MR SAFETY!

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