Nigga stole My Bike!
whitey got pwned! Best comments: #1 An adult gentleman possessing skin of a high melanin concentration has non-consentually and therefore illegally obtained, through dishonest means, my recreational, single-track means of transport and despite my efforts to reobtain the aforementioned automobile ignores the anti-moral bearing of his actions, most probably due to a lack of intention to return the vehicle to its rightful owner. #2 An adult mature member of the modern society, of a darkened skin pigmentation with ancestory reaching back to pre-historic neolithic roots, appears to have escaped from within my easy reach without verbal or written consent, within possession of a two-wheeled manually ridden vehicle named the 'bicycle' that originally belonged to me, and said gentlemen shows no intent to return my vehicle; and forthwith the actions commited by the darkly pigmented gentlemen - I strongly show disapproval for.
