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Q: How many times would you go out on a date with this guy? A: It Depends. Actor: Mark Stewart. www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors. Original Rant To the woman that crapped in my car. (NE Portland) We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that. I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you. At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive. I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit <b>...</b>

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It's a bus not a dating service, so stfu. Actor: Hilah Johnson www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors. Bus-stop Stranger Hey (I don't remember your name), Yea I'm talking to you, the somewhat creepy guy that stared at me for about 5 minutes before you decided to talk to me. Listen closely....I do not want to talk to you. I'm at a bus stop because I'm going somewhere, and I have headphones in because I am listening to music. If I wanted to talk to a creepy stranger and listen to music at the same time, I would go to a club or something. But here you are, making that decision for me. I don't want to tell you my name and where I'm going, so why do you insist on asking me? I feel I'm a polite person so of course I respond and I pretend like I'm listening when you tell me about how you were just washing your clothes at your mom's house because it's cheeper, but really I shouldn't have to because I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU!! All I want to do is listen to my music, ride my bus, and do so in peace. Oh and heaven forbid I can sit in peace once the bus finally comes, but no...of course not. Apparently, we are now best friends because you couldn't pick annyyyyyyy other seat on the whole bus, but you sit rightttt nextttt to me and now I'm forced to keep up this fake conversation until one of us reaches our stop (and GOD I hope it's you because I can not do this all the way to Salt Lake). So please, next time you are sitting there staring at <b>...</b>

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Toilets shouldn't be scary. Actor: Kelli Bland www.projectrant.com Real online rants recreated in video with professional actors. Auto-flush The other day, I was in a public restroom and overheard a woman trying to coax her terrified child into using the toilet despite it having an auto-flush. I'm with you sister. I don't like being scared off of the toilet by a flush that sounds like a fucking drowning cat that's trying to claw its way out either. In fact, I'd like to meet the person who created the auto-flush toilet and punch em right square in the fucking jaw. Really genius? What the fuck were you thinking? Is it that hard to flush a toilet? And don't tell me it's great because it keeps you from having to touch anything in the bathroom. I can't remember the last time I decided rather than kicking the flusher, I would use my hand. If anything, it's waaaay more unsanitary, because it fucking splashes excrement up at you while you're still taking care of business. I can manage my own courtesy flush, thank you very much. The auto-flush was created to give us another excuse to be lazy. While you're at it, how about an auto-ass-wiper? Because it's fucking disgusting, that's why.

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