Emo kids getting curb stomped. Nothing else on Youtube is going to live up to seeing this, in fact the rest of your wretched life will be a disappointment. Brought to you by the Agents of SORP and Zachary Byron Helm
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Help us make more movies, buy an Emo Assault Squadron shirt! As for the movie...EAS is back and they want YOU to help win the war against Emos, Hipsters, and annoying teenage fangirls of the movie Twilight. Help us make more movies, go to www.sorpfilms.net
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- www.hearseclub.com - The Denver Hearse Association's second annual HearseCon was held this last weeked (May 8-10) and played host to over 60 hearses, flame-throwers, fire-breathers, belly-dancers, and the coolest people you will ever meet. Ever. If you missed it this year than you deserve to die, though there's always next year.
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- www.hearseclub.com - The Denver Hearse Association's second annual HearseCon was held this last weeked (May 8-10) and played host to over 60 hearses, flame-throwers, fire-breathers, belly-dancers, and the coolest people you will ever meet. Ever. If you missed it this year than you deserve to die, though there's always next year.
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So many idiots. o_o You have no idea. Anyways this was recorded on 3-29, and I wasn't really online on Holy Week so I got behind in uploading, but I made a list of stuff to upload so here you go. Of course, we missed a lot of crapheads, like LisaNova (Terrible and ugly person), collegehumor (Seriously, what immature twats would find a lot of that stuff funny?), realannoyingorange (Annoying is right), JamesNintendoNerd (Seriously, too many of your fans are narrow minded idiots), itschriscrocker (EW), liamkylesullivan (Ewwww), Sameer (I despise your face), and all the stupid youtubers that are complete and utter assholes and argue on almost any comment board, because they have no life outside the internet, people that use all caps to title their videos, and all the people that make videos about stupid memes (I'm talking about that ass called raywilliamjohnson). Oh, and all the people that like "Lady" gaga. XD Awesome channels worth checking out TomSka (Love for our British brethren) smosh (who in their right mind hasn't?) BigZeeff (one of the greatest actor/directors of our time. We love you, Kevin) pyrotechc3h8 (Or better yet, check out his website, sorpfilms.net) BlondeHaoleGirl (The world needs more MMO parodies) lolfilmworks (Just found them a few days ago and it's amazing) tredstudios (good stuff) edbassmaster, JackValefilms (similar, and both great) bl00dblitz (I watched a few of his videos and I realized how truthful and correct his opinions are. You're awesome <b>...</b>
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DJ Anorexia and Bob Vengeance embark on an incredible journey to kill Ronan Harris and Trent Reznor in an attempt to save the industrial music scene. Part 1 joins our heroes as they prove their worth to fellow industrial music fans.
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Part 3 - Anorexia and Bob Vengeance obtain the ultimate vehicle for their quest to kill Nine Inch Nails and VNV Nation and save industrial. Special features and out takes follow the video...
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Stuck in 1962? Got a Pompadour, a gallon of grease on your clothing and sideburns the size of the Texas panhandle? Then you need ROCKABILLY O'S! The only breakfast cereal guaranteed to provide you with the essential nutrition needed to lean against a shitty rat rod all day long.
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Part 2 or the saga, DJ Anorexia and Bob Vengeance venture the the fabled club "Death Tribe" to enlist the help of DJ Razor Suicide Demon Slave only to find that she may not be as great as they have heard...
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Based on the comic by Gunshowcomic.com, filmed and directed by Zachary Byron Helm and Sorp Films.net. SPECIAL THANKS to HOG WILD BBQ at Evans and Broadway for use of their facilities in making this film! Thanks Chris and Katie!
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So there was a contest to make a short video about you and your family sharing PBJ sandwhichs. I decided to make a video because everyone else's entries were 10 pounds of suck in a 5 pound bag and there was a $5000 cash prize. Sadly we did not win, some yutz with a really banal, Norman Rockwell, craptastic video won. Welch's jelly can suck my left nut and make the right one jealous from here on out! I uploaded the video though to hold people over until our next flick comes out!
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The Logans are a family in turmoil trying desperately to help Robert clean up his life, there's only one problem: He's hopelessly attached to his material possessions, unwilling to change and a flesh eating zombie. A parody of the popular A&E show, Hoarders.
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The new SORP film coming soon, join DJ Anorexia and Bob Vengeance as they embark on an incredible journey to kill Ronan Harris of VNV Nation in an effort to save Industrial music for all time. For anyone wondering, this trailer is somewhat a parody of the trailer for Terminator Salvation (the one that starts with the same NIN song, just google it) I chose this style because I thought the trailer was exceptionally well done.
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The latest film from SORP Films! My Life In Poo. Get your first look at the film so classy and riveting that Christian Bale called it "A full fledged kick in the nuts, and much better than The Dark Knight" from www.sorpfilms.net
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Part 2 of Zelda A Pain In My Ass - RELOADED WITH NEW AUDIO! This video and all our other videos are available on our new DVD! Available by pre-order at www.sorpfilms.net get a copy today and help us finance new films like Zombie Vice Squad and Nurse Necro MD! Link had a long day at the office rescuing Zelda. Again. If you've ever wanted to know what your favorite video game characters think of the lives you put them through, this is the film for you. Filmed at Bishops Castle, Cafe Netherworld and a local park with too damned many joggers and frisbee players with dogs. Find trivia and more on this film at www.sorpfilms.net
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Got a shitty ass day job? Want the day off? Then watch this amazing film that will instruct you on a sure fire way of getting the day off without being penalized by management. Amazing but true!
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Follow Nurse Natalie Necro on her amazing journey of self discovery, empowerment and graphic, violent carnage. Also a love story. Help us make it happen using Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com
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SORP has something you need to hear about and if you don't we guarantee you that you will die of testicular cancer. If you're a chick you will actually GROW testicles and THEN get ball cancer and die. It's true, so just watch the damned video. You can also help us on KICKSTARTER! www.kickstarter.com
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As a lifelong Goth bingo enthusiast I felt it was time to bring the world of underground bingo games to the masses. Nope, not fucking with you, goths play bingo and this is a song about that! Parody of Closer by NIN. Sung by Joshua Swann www.youtube.com , video and Trent Look-sorta-alike Zachary Byron Helms for SORPFILMS.NET You get me a good table, one that's real close to mable You get me a good dabber, make sure it doesn't slobber Help me - it plays on my ocd Help me - I'm not doing so well Help me - the only thing that bums me out Is when I haven't won shit all night I want to take you to the bingo hall With the old ladies on the inside I want to take you to the bingo hall There's just one reason to go You make me yell out BINGO You can get shit at the snack bar You can get some pretzels or cake You can get specials for the bigger games If you think thats what it will take Help me, I'm getting so close now, Help me just need INGO Help me - Keep track of all these cards Help me - I got too damned many you know! I want to take you to the bingo hall With the old ladies on the inside I want to take you the bingo hall There's just one reason to go You make me yell out BINGO Through every session, with all the geez to win progressive, would surely please I dab the paper, inside this dive total blackout for which I strive Doesn't it make you feel better...you won bingo alright...you beat all the old ladies and won jackpot tonight
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