From the makers of the Snuggie, BootyPop, ShamWow and countless other over priced items comes... The Girlfriend! Like it? TWEET IT: clicktotweet.com DIGG it up: bit.ly (and digg other stuff too! ;) SUBSCRIBE www.youtube.com FOLLOW www.twitter.com Starring: Kristi Gail Hatsell www.youtube.com www.kristigailhatsell.com http Richard Ryan www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.ratedrr.com Voice Over by Amy Snively http Written & Directed by Michael Gallagher www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.facebook.com Executive Producer: Mickey Meyer www.twitter.com Produced by Aaron Zaragoza: www.youtube.com Director of Photography Jon Na www.youtube.com Edited by Brandon Perna and Michael Gallagher Sound by Tremain Hayhoe Production Assistant Amy Brown Business Inquiries Only: media@totallysketch.com © 2010 Totally Sketch, All Rights Reserved. TAGS: Boyfriend Buy Now TV Commercial Infomercial Parody Spoof Funny Comedy Haha QVC Totally Sketch

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Man...Tony Guido aint no lush, but he is sure acting like one. Next time I record ill attempt to make Tony Guido...more Guido-ish. Leave a Rating and a Comment. Let me know if you like the new Spin off Series! Tony Guido doesn't take crap from anyone. He likes the Bars...he likes the Gym...and most importantly, he like's the ladies. Tony Guido is Anthony YouTube's Fantasy. Tony lives the life that Anthony wish he could. Essentially...no strings attached relationships with everyone women he meets. Now Tony may took a good game out in public and to the ladies...but when we start to hear his inner most thoughts, we begin to realize he is just like you and me. A Floozy gone bad if you will. Let us see if Tony Guido can live the life of a Heart breaker without running into some trouble! *Side notes* -This series was created to allow me to explore being a full Floozy and not screw up Anthony YouTubes Life -This series will not end up like The Sims A Darker Time. I Apologize that a Darker Times has been KIA for a while, I just didn't enjoy myself playing it. -Lastly, I hope this series does not offend the Girls/Women of my channel. I am portraying an overbearing sexist Guido (Of which you know I am not in real life lol) Hope you enjoy it, and as well, thanks for watching! www.Twitter.com www.facebook.com

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From the makers of the Snuggie, Oxyclean, ShamWow and countless other over priced items comes... The Boyfriend! SUBSCRIBE www.youtube.com FOLLOW www.twitter.com Starring Richard Ryan www.youtube.com www.twitter.com www.ratedrr.com Andrea Rene http www.youtube.com Voice Over by Amy Snively amysnively.com Music APM Music, LLC Written & Directed by Michael Gallagher www.twitter.com Business Inquiries Only: media@totallysketch.com © 2010 Totally Sketch, All Rights Reserved. Boyfriend Buy Now TV Commercial Infomercial Parody Spoof Funny Comedy Haha QVC Totally Sketch

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thebestmusiq.yolasite.com Subscribe for more R&B and Soul music from the 90's. This video NEVER will be muted or deleted by WMG because of the copyrights, so don't worry and enjoy great music! LYRICS : [Ginuwine] Ooooh oooooo oooooh!!! [P. Diddy] Yeah, this that bounce right here [Ginuwine] Come On Now!!! [P. Diddy] Time to move on, time to be strong Don't stop now straight to the top now [Ginuwine & Mario Winans] Someone who truly understands, how to treat a man This is what I need [Verse 1: P. Diddy] Girl you made me believe again If you happy then be with him, go 'head mommy breathe again Go 'head mommy breathe again, don't stop now straight to the top now Go 'head mommy make it hot now I need me a love that's 'gon make my heart stop now And what I need is simple, five foot five with dimples Potential wife credentials Know about the life I'm into, life I've been through And how I had a trifilin' mental So ride with me, G-Force fly with me Times get hard cry with me, die with me White beach sands lye with me My advice is forget the limelight Let's make love, while we listen to Frank White So tight, now I understand life [Chorus: Ginuwine, Mario Winans & P. Diddy] What I need ([P. Diddy:] Yeah take that) Is a pretty woman next to me ([Ginuwine:] A pretty woman yeah baby) To share the dreams that I Believe ([P. Diddy:] Dream with me, believe in me) Maybe we could start a family ([Ginuwine:] Start a family baby) Someone who truly understands, how to treat a man This is <b>...</b>

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Jessica has a day where she's feeling ... really good about her life. (December 2001) ++++FAQ for this video ++++ Q: How old was Jess at the time of the video? A: She'd turned 4 about 6 weeks before the video was shot. Q: How old is she now? A: Depends on when you're reading this, but she was born in late October of 1997. Q: What does she say at the beginning? A: Though some claim they hear the word "assert" - as in assertive - she's actually saying I can be a "shark" - but it sounds like "sark" because she was incapable of making "sh" sounds at this time. Q: Are you sure she's not saying "I can be a SARK?" Her daily affirmations are consistent with the teachings of the author SARK. A: This is an interesting coincidence, but a coincidence nonetheless. Q: Does she say, "I like my 'elephants'?" A: More than one person has thought that, but she's actually saying I like my "Allisons." Allison is her aunt. Q: Does Jess have more than one mom? She says I like my "moms." A: No, she just has one mom and one dad (me.) For some reason she was "pluralizing" several things in her "like list." That's why she says "Allisons" and "cousins" (she only has one.) Q: What does she say at the 22 second mark? A: I really don't know, though I do have a theory now: this video was taken right around Christmas-time, and it ALMOST sounds like she's saying "I like my presents." So that's what I think it is - but I could be wrong. Q: Did she do this affirmation every day? A. Yes, until the age of <b>...</b>

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New Album on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Hi everybody! I made a song about Saudis driving Audis. I hope you like it! Thank you to everyone who has bought the new album on iTunes. I can only begin to tell you how much I appreciate your support. Without you checking out the album and videos, I wouldn't be able to keep making them so you all are awesome!!!! www.goremy.com http www.facebook.com Thanks to my friends BJ and Ranj Chener for their help on this video!!! LYRICS: Saudis in Audis... Hey there hotty, hey there cutie want a ride in my Audi? I drive fast, in high speed moody passing like I am Doug Flutie It has everything you need imitation leather seat heater so it don't get colder even has a mustache holder Headlight so I see at night cup holder for my sprite it is flex fuel, don't you know runs on gas and on cologne you think that my judgment's cloudy you say that it's pronounced "Audi" hit mute button, quit your fussin it's car, it's not belly button Saudis in Audis... I have mustache, I have shades I have shiny new A8 My Audi is so sick even is my profile pic Crank the AC cuz it's hot driving crazy through Riyadh GPS so we go places to AX and the oasis Drive to Emirates tonight shopping for some stuff Dubai drive Audi out in Amman even we go to Cinnabon Up to Jeddah, down to Mecca bet I never drive a Jetta gas on empty, don't use a frown Saudis just put hose in the ground Saudis in Audis... They call me oil, I'll tell you why it's because I'm crude and unrefined Like <b>...</b>

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~~~~~~~~STALK ME~~~~~~~~ Facebook: facebook.com Tumblr: joncozart.tumblr.com Twitter: twitter.com LYRICS I love your hair, your smile, your clothes I love your cankles and your elephant nose I love your freckles and your eyes Don't forget about her thunder thighs Girl, did it hurt when you fell from heaven It hurt, she landed on her face Girl, I need to put you on my "to do list" Or my hit list, whichever really works If you were a booger I'd pick you first Well I'd lick you first Girl, you're everything I (don't) want You're everything I (don't) need Without you I can barely (finally) breath You're so fat You got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack Not even Clinton would sleep with you When trucks back up they beep like you And no one wants to be with you I never want to see you again You're like the elephant man It looks like you seriously stopped a van with your face Your face is like the sun Yep, it burns my retinas You have beautiful puppy dog eyes Maybe you should go to the vet You smell like a pig and you look like a fish If you were a cow I'd put you right on a dish You're crazy like a monkey you belong in a zoo If you were a horse I'd turn you right into glue Your eyes are like a pond in which the fish of beauty swim You have a mustache like my dads, you really need a trim All I really wanted to say Is I love (hate) you

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Parody / Spoof of / Inspired by Justin Biebers' new song, "Boyfriend." You can buy his new song now on iTunes itunes.apple.com Song Written by joshywuhh Beautiful Singing by joshywuhh And music was compsed by joshywuhh (based of Justin Biebers' "Girlfriend," song) LYRICS: if I was your boyfriend, you'd never be alone id follow you around with my gps phone I keep it in my sweater that my mommy once sewn right next to this money that I don't even own sweat, sweat, sweat, achoo, still livin with my mommy at the age of 32 she told me if you pay rent, I can share my room with you, she also told me I've a beautiful voice too I want to be your next boyfriend hey girl, I want to play with you if I was your boyfriend, you'd never be alone post our status on the internet, let the whole wide world know I'll even show a stranger your picture on my phone if I was your boyfriend, you'd never be alone.. I've got many talents girl, you'd probably like to know im a master black belt in the art of yo yo and just like katniss, I'm deadly with a bow I can even dance too just check out my flow girlfriend, girlfriend, please be my girlfriend I want to have a girlfriend in case the ___ world ends you don't have to clean my bed my mommy already does it but don't touch my nightlight cuz theres monsters in my closet Swaggie? I want to be your next boyfriend hey girl, I want to play with you if I was your boyfriend, you'd never be alone post our status on the internet let the whole wide world know <b>...</b>

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Ringtone Here: BelieberRingtones.com Justin Bieber and UMG hold all rights to this song as it is copyrighted to them, I have no use of this to have personal gain except to spread the music in their name. Buy This On iTunes Now !!! Click Show More For The Lyrics! Follow @litombeandtex Boyfriend Lyrics [Verse 1] If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire why we eatin' fondue I dunno about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two [Pre-Chorus] I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you [Chorus] If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go [Verse 2] Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know I am 'ma a make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow Burr Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend You could be my girlfriend until the -- world ends Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind Swaggie [Pre-Chorus] I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you [Chorus] If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on <b>...</b>

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**Lyrics** [Drake] I feel good I got some time off, Girl its been so long Did you have fun? 'cause Ima need a cab just to get me home And maybe you can call in sick And bring you to the crib and get all this, all this I know, I know I'm blunt, but how real is that? You want that feeling back? [Tyga] Probably one of my realest loves ever Four page letters, and time is all better 'Cause time heal whatever Ima need a moment 'cause moments last forever Cars with cream leather, Females are on a regular What's the point in titles, we liking it how they tell us I'd rather stay friend with benefits till we ready Now ready, Sean Don got me feeling heavy She like "one more chance", more problems no biggie ah It's all good don't take it the wrong way Ain't nothing personal, but who this nigga in your face? We can leave together or give eachother space The night young, we should head over to my place Ha, now we laughing and all that (all that) Tell your friends they can fall back (fall back) Ain't even gotta ask twice She said what you feeling like? [Drake] I feel good I got some time off, Girl its been so long Did you have fun? 'cause Ima need a cab just to get me home And maybe you can call in sick And bring it to the crib and get all this, all this I know, I know I'm blunt, but how real is that, You want that feeling back? Well you should know I still got it for ya, I still got it for ya [x3] And even though we let it go, it's better that you know I still got it for ya, I still <b>...</b>

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I know this has been put on YouTube before but I could'nt resist it. It's one hell of a whack! Apollo 11 astronaut and second man on the moon lands a sweet punch on someone who thinks the Moon Landings was faked. Well done Buzz! EDIT: 1MILLION VIEWS on 2 July 2011. Thanks everyone and keep watching!

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Samantha and Lauren come back with a new & improved version of ABC Hit It LYRICS ABC hit it, That's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh, uh huh, You got yours, I got mine, So peace, punch, Captain Crunch, brick wall, waterfall, girl you think you know it all, but you don't - I do. So B-plus the attitude, don't go there girlfriend! Wait -- come back, I think you need a tic-tac. Not the tic, not the tac, but the whole six pack. Not to be mean but you need some Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole dang bottle. Your mama, your daddy, your bald headed granny. She's 99, she thinks she's fine, she's going out with Frankenstein, Go Granny -- whoo-whoo! Go Granny -- whooo! Your sister, your mister, your afro-headed mister. He's 29, he's on the line, But I still call that mister mine. Go mister, whoo-whoo! Go mister, whooo!

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Samwell will CALL your friends and family! Go here: officialsamwell.com This is not a recording, this is a LIVE phone call from Samwell! Check out Samwell's new OFFICIAL WEBSITE here: officialsamwell.com Samwell's iPhone App! 'SHAKY ADVICE from SAMWELL' available here: itunes.apple.com Merchandise! Samwell UNDERWEAR! Available at: www.districtlines.com Shorts! Shirts! Underwear! SAMWELL IS NOT SUING SOUTH PARK. Brownmark Films is NOT Samwell. It is a music video production company. Samwell is not involved, so please try to be nicer to him! For more info on the lawsuit, please go to: www.brownmarkfilms.com Please subscribe to our channel! Just hit the "Subscribe" button above the video and you'll be the first to know about our next Samwell video! Coming soon WHAT WHAT (IN THE BUTT): THE MOVIE! Samwell appeared on an episode of Tosh.0, a hit Comedy Central series about viral videos! He did an unplugged version of the song with Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age and Them Crooked Vultures! Samwell's New Song: PROTECT RESPECT - available on iTunes! itunes.apple.com Check out the NEW Samwell video - "PROTECT RESPECT" here: www.youtube.com Follow Samwell on Twitter at twitter.com ButtRoll a friend today! Send an unsuspecting friend a link! This is SAMWELL's World Premiere Video! Produced with LOVE by Brownmark Films. (Oh, and it's not a burning cross, it's a flaming cross.) Help us Translate! KLINGON, anyone? Download brownmarkfilms.com and email your translation to <b>...</b>

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Download Link: (Only $0.99!) itunes.apple.com If you download the song, please do not upload it on YouTube. I wrote this song for my kids, obviously. There are no words in the entire world that can describe how I feel about them. I am blessed to be a father of two and especially these two, Alijah and Isaac. I decided to release this song today because it's Alijah's 3rd birthday today (November 20th). Please support and purchase the song on iTunes! Produced by Mike Kalombo. To clear things up: -I'm not married. -I'm not divorced. -Alijah and Isaac have the same mother. -She's still around for the kids, but we are not together. -I'm 22 years old. -Alijah is 3 and Isaac is 20 months old. Lyrics: ~november 20th, 2007, my whole life changed, God granted me a gift from heaven, and as things were goin' down and nothin seemed to go right, the Lord gave me a son (sun) to brighten up my life, and there he was, Alijah Alexander Ou, screamin' and cryin, as he exits out his mothers womb, and as soon as he entered the room, my lil child, saw his mother and father, cries evolved into a smile couldnt take my eyes off of him, couldnt even blink, even when that tear rolled down the side of my cheek, take a deep breath of air, and a sigh of relief, knowing that life is a war and this is my sign of peace, the eyes of his mother, the ears and nose of his father, and a heart inside that doesnt need to grow larger, cuz the love he gave off from that very night was enough love to last an entire <b>...</b>

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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: tinyurl.com my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: itunes.apple.com buy that shit! music and lyrics by bo burnham Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways... I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it, A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it, And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming, And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women. I spit fire like I just blew a demon My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses. If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya. You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya I'm bo yo And im the greatest rappa eva And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not Think your better your not Don't need a sweater im hot Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot Go to a Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3 Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree) That's right, consider yourself warned Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am? Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram? Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham. First base, were making out Second <b>...</b>

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Got my new mic today and decided to make a girl version of Justin Biebers new song (btw i dont rap lol). Been recording all day, and made a fast video! Hope you guys like it! Download Link www.mediafire.com Twitter @teenababay AND LYRICS BELOW If i was your girlfriend, i'd never let you go I can show you things that you never knew before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know Couture on my pants, what i really like to show Swag, swag, swag, on you Chillin by the fire, is that what you wanna do? I know about me and i'm sure about you So say hello to falsetto in three two I'd like to be everything you want Hey boy, let me talk to you If i was your girlfriend, never let you go Keep me in your arms boy, i'd never be alone I can be your queen, anything you want If i was your girlfriend, i'd never let you go, i'd never let you go Tell me what you like, imma tell u what i don't Jesse and Buzz, lets fly across the globe I never wanna hurt you baby, you already know You can shine like gucci, while i'm spttin at this flow Burr Boyfriend, boyfriend, you could be my boyfriend You could be my boyfriend until the -- world ends Make me dance do a spin and a twirl and Voice going crazy on this hook let me go in Swaggie I'd like to be everything you want Hey boy, let me talk to you If i was your girlfriend, never let you go Keep me in your arms boy, i'd never be alone I can be your queen, anything you want If i was your girlfriend, i'd never let you go, i'd never let you go So give <b>...</b>

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Watch in High Quality www.youtube.com First, I want to emphasize that NO CHEATS and no mods were used to achieve this. I recently stumbled upon a YouTube video that showed how to get inside Area 69. This video was created by a person that simply goes by hdsgf. He discovered a glitch that allows you to enter Area 69 in a very easy and simple fashion. Here's the link to his video www.youtube.com Here's the link to his channel: www.youtube.com He was able to get in, but couldn't figure a way to get back out. My first thought was to use GTA_Phreaks Black Project Revisited video as a way of getting out; which works like a charm video.google.com However, instead of that, I have discovered how to get out of Area 69 without using a Jetpack; it basically uses hdsgf's entrance technique in reverse. First, to get inside Area 69, you need to have a Freeway motorbike... I have tried all of the other motorbikes, and none of them work... this glitch only works with a Freeway. Here's a list of the vehicles that I used to try this glitch with (and none of them worked): NRG-500 PCJ-600 BF-400 FCR-900 Faggio Pizzaboy Sanchez Wayfarer plus I also tried a Mountain Bike (this was the only pedal bike that I tried) The Freeway is the only vehicle that this glitch works with. Next, you need to drive the Freeway into Area 69, and then park it next to the ventilation shaft, the same shaft used during the mission Black Project. It needs to be parked so that Carl will exit the Freeway so that he is <b>...</b>

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My cover of "Boyfriend" by Justin Bieber. Enjoy! Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: www.twitter.com Online Merch Store: www.tannerpatrick.bigcartel.com Tumblr www.tannerpatrick.tumblr.com Filmed by Madeline Becker Edited by: Tanner Patrick Recorded and Produced by: Tanner Patrick "Boyfriend" Lyrics: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue I don't know about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two swag I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe I don't ever wanna fight yeah, you already know Imma make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow Burr Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend You could be my girlfriend until the ---- world ends Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and Voice going crazy on this hook like a whirl wind Swaggie I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone I can be a <b>...</b>

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Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about the pro's and con's of having a Gay Boyfriend. Featuring Jon Daly and Josh Fadem. LYRICS: Got a man, call him my boyfriend Think Im falling in love Only man that gives me things That I am worthy of Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly Calls me back right away Communicates his feelings to me And cares what I have to say He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you Never gonna let you go Writes me love notes, takes me shopping And to Broadway shows Talk to him like he is a girlfriend Slumber party every night Ive never been so happy before Hes almost Mr. Right But I think hes hot and I think hes sweet And I think hes gay and I think hes neat Okay okay said my boyfriends gay But what does it matter anyway He hasnt come out of the closet yet Til then Ill take all I can get He doesnt think I know but I know I know Ive always known He doesnt think it shows but it shows For sure its always shown You might think its a little sad But hes the best lover that Ive ever had At night when were lying in bed hes not hard Its okay cause he gives me head Like my mum always said it takes more Than a pound to be good in bed You dont know the meaning of rock your world Til youve been with a guy who thinks like girl He lies and says that hes on meds Thats why hes never stiff When I ask if hes not into me He always says As if! But the way he makes up for his shortcomings Just could not be finer Cause my new best friend is his tongue <b>...</b>

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Hey guys, This is just a joke, but the song is catchy and fun so I decided to cover it! :) I hope you guys laugh and have fun with it! Justin is great and Im liking his new sound! :) Hope everyone is having a great day! God bless, Marissa LYRICS VERSE 1 If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire why we eatin' fondue I dunno about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two PRE HOOK I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you HOOK If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go VERSE 2 Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know I am 'ma a make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow Burr Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend You could be my girlfriend until the —— world ends Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind Swaggie PRE HOOK I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you HOOK If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If <b>...</b>

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FANPAGE: www.facebook.com Hey guys, here you have an animated version of 'Perfect Two Remix' by Auburn ft. Tommy C. i hope u guys would enjoy this vid as i really enjoyed making it! leave some comments... tell me what's missin, whether u guys like it or give some thumbs, id really appreciate it! and if u sub, man, i would love the support for all the effort i put into it!!! but anyway, thank you for watching! :) You can also visit my Channel: www.youtube.com for more of my videos. Thanks & enjoy watching! :) ♥shami♥ LYRICS: (Verse 1) You can the peanut butter to jelly You can be the butterflies I feel in my belly You can be the captain I can be your first mate You can be the chills that's I feel on our first date You can be the hero I can be your side kick You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split You can be the rain from the cloud when its storming or u can be the sun when it shines in the morning (Pre-hook) Don't know if I could ever be w/out u cause boy u complete me And in time I know that we'll both see, that we're all we need Cause you're the apple to my pie You're the straw to my berry You're the smoke to my high and you're the one I wanna marry (Hook) Cause you're the one for me for me (for me) and I'm the one for you for u (for u) u take the both of us of us (of us) and were the perfect two Were the perfect two Were the perfect two Baby me and you were the perfect two (Verse 2) You can be the lyrics and I can be the melody You can be the second voice and <b>...</b>

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Justin Bieber JustinBieber "Justin Bieber" justin bieber justinbieber "justin bieber" Justin Bieber Boyfriend Live Performance 2012 justin bieber boyfriend live performance 2012 Billboard Music Awards 2012 billboard music awards 2012 EXCLUSIVE Performance for "BOYFRIEND" by JUSTIN BIEBER at BILLBOARD MUSIC AWARDS 2012 JustinBieberVEVO - Boyfriend LIVE PERFORMANCE Billboard Music AwardsOfficial Music Video Premiere 2012 HD Justin Bieber VEVO - Boyfriend LIVE PERFORMANCE Billboard Music Awards Official Music Video Premiere 2012 HD VEVO Justin Bieber - BOYFRIEND LIVE PERFORMANCE Billboard Music Awards OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO PREMIERE 2012 HD JustinBieberVEVO - Boyfriend OFFICIAL Lyric Video 2012 HD Visit Justin Bieber Site: www.justinbieber.com Facebook, Twitter, Myspace www.facebook.com www.twitter.com www.Myspace.com LYRICS: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire why we eatin' fondue I dunno about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't I could be your <b>...</b>

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SUBSCRIBE for epic new parodies all the time! Hit me up! www.twitter.com www.facebook.com WEEKLY VLOGS www.youtube.com LYRICS Fall so hard all these chicks wanna laugh at me got bruises and i guarantee I got herbal tea, I'm stacked up on vitamins A through E Clumsy guys are what's in white nerds are what you're missin you're bumming, I'm rushing, catch me I'm failling Fall so hard, they're all afraid holy shit I'm all outta band aids Ima bleed all over, and I'm not okay these bitches think I'm playing charades (gets tackled) THEY know, stub my big toe tore my ear off like van gogh i'm beat up, i'm so tossed. but in the end its those ladies loss my mom goes hard and tells me I'm special so get on my level, i can't really fight but when i get beat up she makes me bagels I *FUCKING* love bagels Fall so hard, trip over my shoe, laces undone, i need a tissue, girls use me like they use yahoo (no one uses Yahoo, bro) Fall so hard, then I get drunk puke everywhere, woke up in a trunk then i finally got out of the trunk and somehow i fell in the trunk I'm just one guy who needs a girlfriend but i got no chance with the texts i send pee my pants, now its impossible i fall so hard need to go to the hospital CHORUS Fall so hard, all these bitches wanna laugh at me Run away (x4) Keywords: Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas in Paris Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas in Paris Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas in Paris Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas in Paris Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas in Paris Official <b>...</b>

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This is pretty much how you get married in Skyrim. I chose to marry Aela! Instructions Below! 1. You need an Amulet of Mara which you can purchase from Maramal for 200 gold in the "Bee and Barb" inn at Riften or receive from the lady in the Temple in Riften through a series of quests. 2. You need to talk to Maramal about marriage 3. You need to get someone to like you by doing quests for them 4. Wear the Amulet around the person and an option to marry them should pop up 5. Go to the Church in Riften and get hitched son! Also: a link to marriage prospects, elderscrolls.wikia.com Follow-up fun video :) www.youtube.com Lydia Bug: To fix this, wait a week around her body and it will disappear. This will let you get married. Leave a Comment below if you have an idea for a video!

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© 2010 WMG Hollywood (Official Music Video) The Crazy Love Hollywood Edition featuring Michael's new single is out now in stores and on iTunes here: wbr.fm Connect with Michael: www.michaelbuble.com http www.facebook.com www.twitter.com www.itunes.com LYRICS: Could you be a teenage idol? Could you be a movie star? When I turn on my TV, will you smile and wave at me, telling Oprah who you are? So you want to be a rock star, with blue-eyed bunnies in your bed? Well, remember when you're rich that you sold yourself for this, you'll be famous 'cause you're dead So don't go higher for desire Put in in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead, you can find it in yourself I don't want to take you dancin' when you're dancin' with the world You can flush your caviar and your million dollar car, I don't need that kind of girl But could you be the next sensation? Will you set the latest style? You don't need a catchy song 'cause the kids'll sing along when you sell it with a smile So don't go higher for desire Put it in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead, you can find it in yourself. So don't fly higher for your fire Put in your head, baby, Hollywood is dead, you can find it in yourself. Na na na na na na (Keep it in your head, Hollywood is dead) Well, you can do the money tango You can start your little band You can swing from vine to vine while the cuties wait in line with the money in their hands But if you get to California, save a piece of gold for me. And it's the only thing you'll <b>...</b>

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Album: Neon You say you and her are really over Don't wan tot make up just to fall apart again You say you want off this roller coaster Well, friend, let me ask you this Can you stand to see her dancin' in somebody else's arms? Do you think that you'll go crazy every time you see her car? If you can't go by her number and not dial it on your phone well that's all you need to know Don't leave her If you can't let her go I ain't saying you ain't got good reason For wanting to take a match to everything But before you set your mind on leavin' You really oughtta stop and think Can you run across her picture and not wonder where she is? Can you catch the scent of her perfume and not think about her kiss? If you can't stop dreamin' bout her when your sleepin' all alone Well that's all you need to know Don't leave her If you can't let her go Swallow your pride and turn this thing around Cause this here is a road You don't wanna go down If you can't stand to see her dancin' in somebody else's arms Or you think that you'll go crazy every time you see her car? If you can't scroll by her number and not dial it on your phone well that's all you need to know Don't leave her Don't leave her If you can't let her go

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If I was your Boyfriend I'd never let you go... I know it's been a long time but I really hope you enjoy this vid and it makes up for it guys! MP3: www.2shared.com LINKS: Twitter: Me: @RollUpHills Leo (Director): @leo_element (Seriously, follow this guy.) WEBSITE: www.leoelement.co.uk LYRICS: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go I can take you places you ain't never been before Baby take a chance or you'll never ever know I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow Swag swag swag, on you Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue I dunno about me but I know about you So say hello to falsetto in three two I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd never let you go Tell me what you like yeah tell me what you don't I could be your Buzz Lightyear fly across the globe I don't never wanna fight yeah, you already know Imma make you shine bright like you're laying in the snow Burr Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend You could be my girlfriend until the ---- world ends Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and Voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind I'd like to be everything you want Hey girl, let me talk to you If I was your boyfriend, never let you go Keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone I can be a gentleman, anything you want If I was <b>...</b>

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